"Oh yeah!- I remember that" - Ends 25th May

[ItsDave]

Now it's time for another competition! A conversation while out late the other night had me thinking one of the most memorable things from Primary School.

Well I have far too many. I could probably fill two whole weeks worth of conversations with things funny happening from Primary School. I remember when my friend Steven randomly pushed a guy called Kyle into a thorn bush. extremely funny.

So yes, absolutely anything! So get talking to mates, and if you ever have this occurrence like I have, enter it in for the competition and if it's funny, original or just plain memorable for a reason known to you, then enter. Get thinking and good luck.

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1st Prize: 2 HC Sofas (Kindly donated by MissAlice)

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Habbo Name: Xzoid
Habbox Name: Xzoid
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[:DBeth:D]

Habboxforum name: beth.
habbo name: :Dbeth:D

My funny story is:
i was in year one and i was feeling sick and this fat person asked me if i was alright i said i felt sick and we were lining up for the end of lunch and i was sick all over her and she had to clean it up her self, the dinner ladies wouldn't touch her.

[Kieeran]

habbo (x) name ; kieeran

um my year 6 teacher hated me because my mum battered her when they were teenagers all i can think of atm :(

[The Undertaker]

Habboxforum name: The Undertaker
habbo name: nightdragon
Entry: When I was in year 6, some boy named Sam screamed in the teachers face, ran out the door crying & slammed the door so hard that it nearly came off the hinges ...
Al because he didn't get to write his name on his groups work xD Was amazingly funny.

[Dada]

Habbo Name: Monkeyman011
Habbox Name: Dada
My entry: One time I opened a door, and someone was standing behind it and they just screamed and then ran away. (Actually happened... it was very awkward D:. I think the kid was mentally disabled or something like that though)

[Cooljames09]

Habbo Name:Cooljames09
Habbox Name:cooljames09
My entery:We were Palying foot ball And some kicked it up realy high and Its hit A peigon the it this random person when the ball came down.

[samantha421]

Habboxforum name: samanthaw421
Habbo uk name: samanthaw421.
My entry:

Well it didn't happen when it was the hours of primary school but after school when I was about 7 it was a Thursday and I was with one of my friends. On Thursday the pools man always came and I was playing outside with my friend. The pools man got back in his car and I found a slingshot and a piece of chalk. I picked both up and placed the chalk in the slingshot. aimed at the pools mans car window which was slightly open and let it go it thudded on the window and i ducked behind the wall. He shouted "Who did that?" and my friend said don't know and I said not me from behind the wall. It was absolutely hilarious and I still laugh at it now even though it was 7 years ago.:eusa_danc

[Fifteen]

Habboxforum name: Fifteen
Habbo uk name: Fifteen
My entry: When I was in year 6 in a lesson I was swining on my chair and fell off it backwards and flashed my knickers to everyone! hah :P

[Mikey]

HabboxForum Name: MikeyFusion
Habbo Name: MikeyFusion
My entry: Once I went on a school trip to a museum and we had to take packed lunches. I had mine in a bag and we were up the top floor, the bag burst and a apple rolled over to the edge of the rail type thingy and it fell to the first floor and hit someone on the head also knocking him out, so funny :D

[chalie333]

habbo name:chalie333
habbox name: chalie333
my entry: when i was 9 we had to do a assembly about other culturs when i came i went on and when it fineshed we all bowd but when i did my trousers neally fell down and every one wwas laufing.the next day i won a award for being most funniest and thatss the day i was anbarrenced

[Headcase]

Habbox Name: Headcase
Habbo Name: Cruqz
Story:
Well, when I was in year two, we were introduced to a drama workshop by this lady from the local art and dramatic centre. In my class were the less intelligent people (I was in there :D) and we had an autistic boy named Darren in there. Darren loved pokemon and dinosaurs and things like that. Anyway, I remember we had to improvise a little play explaining who we were and what we liked. Darren pretended to be a tyranisaurus-rex or something, and the woman laughed, but because he was autistic he didn't realise WHY she was laughing. So he roared REALLY loud, climbed on the table and stabbed the lady in the hand with a pencil, and I just remember laughing so hard. Then, he got the big pole we used to open the windows and threatened the teachers that unless his dad came to get him he was going to jump out and kill them with the pole.. His dad came in to collect him.. :P

[Jake145]

Habbo Name: -uRgAzM?
Habbox Name: Jake145
My entry: Didnt everyone have a "Sex Corner"? Well, we did and we used to push 2 people into it and all laugh. This must of been Year 3? When the 2 people got pushed in, most of us would chant, "Haha, you went in the Sex Cornerrrrr"

[Markeh]

All of these stories involve disabled people, worryingly :S

Habbox: Marky21
Habbo: Marky21
My Entry: I remember year 6, one of the teachers fell through the stage at the christmas fair.

[Catchy]

hxf name: gay
Habbo name: shawte

Once in year 2 we had this horrible head teacher she used to go round slapping people on the head for having their knives and forks in the wrong hand.

Then she got cancer and died and everyone was like 'YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS' and the teachers in the assembly were like "NO GUYS, we have to do a SILENT yesssssssssss"

Omg lol irl.

[DoctorET]

Habbo(X) Name- DoctorET

When i was in year 6, In class i had to 'let off' as such, I did Then The teacher asked who it was so i said me and then she said I thought it was a Lad EEK!

I was embaressed like Anything :S

[Rock]

Habbo(X) Name: rockboy03

Entry:

When I was in my last year of primary we all went on a school trip. I remember that the girls in the room beside us saw a moth and were very scared of it. So eventually all the boys managed to kill it. They were still really scared and all 3 of them sat on the top of the bunk bed. I was in my room when I saw a bit of a plant lieing in the corner. I picked it up and I said,
"Oh look I found its dead body" and I threw it at them. They all began to scream and run around causing havoc.
I got told off by the teachers who occupied us but I still thought it was one of the most hilarious things I had ever seen.

Girls!

[ecstasy]

Habbo Name: Kieranatorr.
Habbox Name: Kieranatorr.
My entry: About 2 years ago i think, there was this really greedy kid in our class, and he just took everyones food. so one day i bought in some dog biscuits. i got an empty packet, put them in there and offered him one. he put the whole thing in his mouth and then came the slow reality that it wasn't a real biscuit. he started to gag and eventually threw up in front of everyone. classic!

[JACKTARD]

Habbo(x) Name: Jacktard
My Entry:
To this day i still laugh at this. Back in the day of primary school we had singing assembally and one boy had the job of shouting a certain word out every so ofter and he was on a platform above everyone else, he had to stand up when shouting and sit straight after. In the real think he stood up, shouted what he needed to shout, sat down and fell right off. Doesnt sound that funny but it was hilarious at the time

[JAKEY:JAKEY]

Habboxforum Name:JAKEY:JAKEY
Habbo Name: EpicSpikeLove
When i Was In Year 7 I Asked This Small Guy Who Had Problems To Pass Me A Knife And Folk So He Did Then I Asked Him To Pass My A Drink So He Did Then A Few Second Later He Said Can you Get Me That Please I Said No So He Went Running To Sir Went Right Through His Legs And Ran Into A Door then He Punched My Friend In The Face And Ran.
What a Funny Story Eh? I Thought It Was Cool

[vincat]

habbox name: vincat
habbo name: vincat
my entry:

When I was in year 3 or 4, there was this really clever math classmate of mine. I was really annoyed by him because he answers most of the questions correctly and he usually brags about it. So one time when we were discussing geometry, I asked my teacher in front of the whole class, "How many sides are there in a circle?". My classmate's face looked disgusted by the question. After a few seconds, he just suddenly shouted "none!". So then I shouted back, "You idiot! There's two sides! Inside and outside!". Everyone was laughing, even the teacher. He sat there dumbstruck. :D

[Cornelius]

Habbox Name: Cornelius
Habbo Name: SUPERchips
Entry: It was when I was 11 years old at my old house. We had this lose floorboard that my mom planned to fix. The day before the workers were coming over to fix the loose floorboard, I was running down the hall and my sock got caught on it. I flew all the way down the hall almost right into the bathroom. My brother, mom and I were laughing all day, and every since then I got the nickname "Corn the Clutz."

[Circadia]

habbo name:cheakybabe1!
habbox name:abzgabz
my entry:i was walking to school and these two y6 boys were stood outside i was in y4 and the day before our headteacher said in assembly you need to leave you outside life outside like not chewing gum cause people always chewed gum eny way theses boys said no more chewing gum nd they spat it up in the air nd it landed in someones hair nd that person hated spiders cause she told us in assembly nd it landed in her hair and i said you got a spider in your hair and she started screaming and she patted her head and i was laughing my head off then she got her hand stuck LOL i am laughing while ime writing this

[Absently]

Habbo name: Unworn
Habbox name: innitbbs

my entry: I remember in primary school it was library day, it was just about 9am and our teacher wasn't in the class yet. Everyday she lit a scented candle up at the top of the class (she was abit of a hippy) So my best friend and i were looking through books, and when we found the ones we wanted, we had to write it down, so my friend leaned down to write it in the little copy, when her hair went into the candle and it started burning (not like a whole fire ofc!) but it was pretty funny 'cos she started panicking and whacking her hair like mad, with a shocked expression. Me on the other hand, ran down the class and jumped on my knees and couldn't stop laughing.

When she got home her mother had to cut her singed hair xD

[omgimemma]

habbo name : omgimemma
habbox name : omgimemma

when i was 9 i went swimming with the school for lessons, and we was all in the pool and some boy jumped in, and we thought he was drowning, because he was screaming, and we turnt around and he wasnt drowning, someone had done a poo in the pool. it was so funny but disgusting at the same time!!!

[.:Gilly2:.]

Habbo (x) Name: .:Gilly2:.
My Entry:

I was walking with my mate one day going to our next lesson. My mate walked into this boy. Thier lips like briefly banged together. We were really popular and this kid started hyperventalating. He ran round in cricles garbbing everyone who had seen it and shook them. He did it to a teacher too. This kid was a right nerd, never got a detention. But when he shook the teacher she shouted at him; "What are you doing? Come to my office at dinner and we will discuss this behavior!"
She waked off and the boy kinda ran to his lesson. He looked so funny! Everybody was peeing themselves laughing! My mate was wiping her face like a dog had licked her. She kept squealing and she was soo funny too.

OMG I just had to share this with you! It was soooo funny. Everyone I told after just peed themselves laughing!

[OhLiam]

Habbox Name: OhLiam
Habbo Name: OhLiam

When I was in third year in highschool we were walking from our english class down stairs when a guy behind me was pushed, he fell down and knocked about 4-5 people aswell like a game of dominoes I was like third to fall and it was extremely funny but pain was involved lol!

[dannii.]

Habbox Name: dannii.
Habbo Name: Fringeh
Entry:

I was in Year 6, and I fell down like 7 steps of stairs and i was wearing a skirt so everyone saw my knickers that day. I was holding everyone up on the stairs :D

[Alkaz]

HabboxForum Name: Alkaz
Habbo Name: Alkaz
My entry: My story is, once in year 3 me and my friend were all playing happy at lunch time and then my friend said she was having her baby. At the time we believed her and she seemed realistic and then we went away whilst her boyfriend delivered the baby. By this time we had to go in because it was the end of lunch and then we went inside and my friend said that her and her boyfriend had had sex last nite and the baby was due that day. After school we all went out to see the baby and it had mysteriously disappeard and had been abducted by pixies. We were devistated.

Good times, hilarious looking back.

[GregzKnight]

:
Habbo Name:.:d:d:x:.
Habbox Name:GregzKnight
My entry: i was in year six in a real boring history lesson and i fell asleep ma teacher was leant over me seing if i was ok she said graham i woke up and head butted her in the nose it was bleeding bad so she went too hospital and she never came back and then i was mad and this fat kid was stood there eating and he was shouting at these kids who were trying to push him he was calling them weak so i just ran up and rammed him he went flying down this hll type thing :) both on the same day coz i was mad lol
FUNNI AS EVER lol

ma habbo name has capitals not lower case btw

[Jordan:A]

Habbox Name: Jordan:A
Habbo Name: Jordan:A
Entry: We were practicing for a school play, we were doing chitty chitty bang bang, and me and a group of other people were puppets and as we were learning what we had to do, this girl peed herself.

Also: This comp closes on my birthday -hint

[VelvetClover]

Habbo name: VelvetClover
Habbox name: VelvetClover

I remember falling over in the playground and getting up and trying to move my little finger and not being able to and screaming "I CAN'T MOVE MY FINGER!" 'cos it was broken :(

Added Habbo(x) name - Inseriousity. (Senior Competitions Staff)

[FireDragon102]

Habbo name= FireDragon102
Habbox name= FireDragon102

Here's my story (not sure how old i was)

Sometime during primary, me and my friends were, playing a prank on each other. So when i found a little spider, i put it on my friend's head, who screamed so loud, i thoguht my ear would go death, she still screams loud now. ( My poor ears )

[fred3492]

me and my mate was chassed by a crazy women she ran and sliped on poo it was her dog who did it it went all over her face:rolleyes:

[Jessie]

Habbo(x) Name: purplejassie
Entry: My most memorable time was when we were taking down tghe netball posts in yr6, i went to reach for the ball directly under the pole and the whole team dropped it and it fell on my head!
NO JOKES xD
i was concussed for a week :'(

[Higuys123]

Habbox name: Higuys123
Habbo usa name: PleasantJAZLYN
My Entry: In first grade this girl pulled down my pants when i was on the monkey bars. So when she got on the monkey bars i tried to pull her pants down.... but her underwear came off also. She was so embarrassed. :D

[Cherpi]

Habbo Name: Cherpi
Habbox Name: Cherpi
My entry: When i was nine we had this adventure playground made at my school, Well i remember when i FIRST went on it, i thought it was great, but everyone wanted to go on it, i got on this swing thing and all the year six's came up to me and was like 'get off' so i got off, But then i got really mad and took a load of wood chips and shuved them all down nathan's back and ran into a bush and hid it was SO funny LOL!!!!

[SK8TER-GIRL40]

HABBO NAME: SK8TER-GIRL40
HABBOX NAME: SK8TER-GIRL40
MY FUNNYEST MEMORY IS...
when i was in the school play and my mate wos dancing and she wosint looking were she wos goin and she fell right onto our head teacher lol :eusa_danc:D