Mr Tortoiseeee

[SugarPlum.]

I keep thinkin he's dead it's annoying,
he lyes there all dead lookin then jumps up and scares me.

He stinks of poo.

[Sly]

Ur tortoise is crap when i minded him i was scared he was gonna kick the bucket and i was gonna have to pay to replace him haha.

[Middlesbrough]

Ur tortoise is crap when i minded him i was scared he was gonna kick the bucket and i was gonna have to pay to replace him haha.

is dat you connor,
i dont like tortoises they smell well bad

[Sly]

is dat you connor,
i dont like tortoises they smell well bad
Who are you you've asked that twice now!

[leah]

My dads tortoise was hybernating years ago in a big clump of leaves and grass, and his grandad didn't know so he set it on the bonfire. rip :O