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Viagra
12-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Don't let my immaturity fool you, i'm imaginative and inteligent but i'm **** at spelling haha.
Annyway ima write a book so far i've wrote nothing i'm still thinking of bits for it but i know the main jist.
Once it's done how do u go about getting it published?
This is gunnar be a best seller i kid u not

brandon
12-04-2009, 10:30 PM
I imagine you will be selling hard back copies only?

I just think the fans will take to you and it'll get bigger.

Jord
12-04-2009, 10:32 PM
I think your going to make little kiddy books

Fez
12-04-2009, 10:39 PM
Good luck, I self-published mine

:Technical
12-04-2009, 10:47 PM
Write little ideas you get down on a notepad - it should help.

SugarPlum.
13-04-2009, 12:35 AM
Ohh lovely,
what's the storyline ??
don't forget to put it in a spoiler for those viewers who want it to be a surprise ;)

Viagra
13-04-2009, 01:06 AM
i nearly commited suicide cos me mum ruined my life by saying i shud call it ******** but then i told my dad the plot n he liked it so now it's back on gonna get to work soon

Swearwolf
13-04-2009, 01:10 AM
good luck wif dat :)

Jord
13-04-2009, 01:18 AM
i nearly commited suicide cos me mum ruined my life by saying i shud call it ******** but then i told my dad the plot n he liked it so now it's back on gonna get to work soon


Good luck with that

Viagra
13-04-2009, 02:19 AM
its doin smashin wanna tell it yas but u might plajorize it so u just gunna av to wait n buy it

Viagra
13-04-2009, 02:44 AM
first chapter done

camera
13-04-2009, 06:21 AM
g'luck

FlyingJesus
13-04-2009, 05:27 PM
If you can't spell too well and your grammar is off, you're gonna need one hell of an editor to make it make sense - it'll be pretty much rewritten in fact. If you're expecting to be able to write a full novel on a whim, you've got quite a shock coming, and short stories aren't in high demand as people like to get a fair bit for their money, so over to you maestro.

Viagra
13-04-2009, 07:25 PM
I'm good at grammar and i'm using spell check so all is good (:

Loser
13-04-2009, 11:27 PM
Is there a man involved in it?

Hushie
13-04-2009, 11:42 PM
Is there a man involved in it?

I hope not. PLEASE BE ORIGINAL

Fez
14-04-2009, 12:49 AM
The best thing to do is think beyond the box. I've had a story in my mind which I seriously don't want to tell.. just yet.. but it's about an actual stalker, not the stalkee. One of the stories in my book, as well, is all about a man... except he is the one who presses the big red button and launches a nuke.

Also a good tip is to not do chapters, write the book first and then split it up on plot points and drama. Put in some little side stories if you can and just try and think outside the box so much that the cardboard melts.

AlexOC
14-04-2009, 04:38 AM
Will there be intense and explicit descriptions of extreme hardcore sexual acts in it?

drama
14-04-2009, 08:17 AM
will you include your runescape mil-selling days!???!?!?!?!?

Dragkid
16-04-2009, 07:13 PM
Good luck dude. I hope to be seeing your book on bookshelfs near me :p

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