Bro caught me

[Homosexual]

My bro caught me on gay porn.. what should I do?



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[dirrty]

ask him to join

[Toughened]

Watch straight porn instead.

[Homosexual]

He's like "i'm gunna tell mum lolllllll" i don't find it funny

[Minstrels]

get his laptop and make his homepage a gay porn site then when hes about to go on his laptop shout your mum.

[Homosexual]

Minstrels, that's simply the best idea - EVER!

[dirrty]

well its either convince him to not tell your parents, or tough luck really as its all in his hands. you could bribe him i guess, but now that he knows, he can do whatever he wants.

[Portish]

What a great brother you have there.

[Soy]

what you get for going against the teachings of our holy book

[Sixiz]

Tell your brother it was a dare or something

[Minstrels]

Tell your brother it was a dare or something
When he's choking his chicken over it?

[Caution]

Tell your brother it was a dare or something
Depends if he was just looking at it if ya see what I mean. I would try and bribe him to keep it quiet or say it was a pop-up or something.

[Homosexual]

I said it was a popup since I covered my "chicken"..

he's left me alone since then but i dare to think what happens next
btw.. my parents know i'm gay, but no-one else..

[dirrty]

oh, then if its only your friends then just either deny it or get with a girl.

[LoveToStack]

what you get for going against the teachings of our holy book

Made me laugh.

If your parents know you're gay then I'm sure it wouldn't be such a surprise to them that you were watching gay porn. You're an amateur for getting caught.

[Jord]

Say your mate sent you it to look at it because a "Girl" Came in towards the end ;)

[J0SH]

If your parents know you're gay why are you scared that your brother is going to tell your parents you were on gay porn?

[Immenseman]

If your parents know you're gay why are you scared that your brother is going to tell your parents you were on gay porn?
it starred his uncle.

easiest thing to say was something popped up and you clicked it by accident and it redirected to gay porn.

[Sly]

If your parents know you're gay why are you scared that your brother is going to tell your parents you were on gay porn?
Still not the nicest thing in the world to have your parents knowing is it

[lissilo]

tbh i would want my parent find outing im gay buy catching me on gay porno... seriously it would be so easyer then telling them in face.

[sock]

Just say that you was on msn and someone sent you a link and didn't know what it was but clicked it, but then if it was a site like gayporn.com it wouldn't work.

[J0SH]

Still not the nicest thing in the world to have your parents knowing is it

Hold on.. Your sons gay and he's a teenager, what else is he bloody gonna do? It's quiet obvious, so he has nothing to be embarassed about really, maybe once back in the day his dad done the same thing.

[-:Undertaker:-]

it starred his uncle.

easiest thing to say was something popped up and you clicked it by accident and it redirected to gay porn.

You'd know all about this wouldn't you. :P


tbh i would want my parent find outing im gay buy catching me on gay porno... seriously it would be so easyer then telling them in face.

Exactly, best way for them to find out, or if they read your MSN conversations. It is the best possible way to come out I guess.

[Sly]

Hold on.. Your sons gay and he's a teenager, what else is he bloody gonna do? It's quiet obvious, so he has nothing to be embarassed about really, maybe once back in the day his dad done the same thing.
Considering he is a DAD I doubt it.

[buttons]

Hold on.. Your sons gay and he's a teenager, what else is he bloody gonna do? It's quiet obvious, so he has nothing to be embarassed about really, maybe once back in the day his dad done the same thing.
i think he's more worried bout what other people will say, like other family members friends etc

[J0SH]

Well he hasn't mentioned any other brothers or sisters or family staying at the moment the only problem is his brother. :P

[:Technical]

I advise you just say you where experimenting.
If he doesn't buy that then try again. If you know he just wont buy it then say "I'll do anything if you don't tell anyone" - if you are willing to do anything.

Two wrongs don't make a right - so don't get your own back.

[Sly]

Not like you'll get crucified though is it, the most you'll get is an 'Ewwww' and that'l be it.

[jackass]

Two wrongs don't make a right - so don't get your own back.

Yes they do.

Wrong + Wrong = Right.

So I advise to put gay porn on his computer, and threaten him with that. ;)

[J0SH]

Put animal porn on his computer while he's taking a **** or whatever then tell your parents what you've discovered, that'll even up the scores believe me.

[paul4wolves]

Watch straight porn instead.

Here stands a real man.

[Sixiz]

I said it was a popup since I covered my "chicken"..

he's left me alone since then but i dare to think what happens next
btw.. my parents know i'm gay, but no-one else..

your parents know your gay and they are ok with it, so whats wrong if your brother tells them,

Also how old is he and how old are you ( not personal just tryna help )

[JamesNewton92]

Change your name from Homosexuality to something less conspicuous?

[paul4wolves]

Change your name from Homosexuality to something less conspicuous?

yeah that's a bit of a giveaway.

[Fez]

**** him.

[Jordan:A]

If your parents know your gay then whats the problem?

[buttons]

If your parents know your gay then whats the problem?
friends & other family?

[Jordan:A]

Delete your history, when your bro tells your mom just say to her "You can even look at my history"

[Dinosaurawrr]

download teamviewer
and pretend sum1 went on ure teamviewer nd got it up.
owen actually got up porn on my pc b4 i nearly killed him
>:[
like i wanna see tht

delete ure history aswell :]

[Richie]

**** him.


That would be called insest, Which is illegal in the UK.

[Jord]

Hold on.. Your sons gay and he's a teenager, what else is he bloody gonna do? It's quiet obvious, so he has nothing to be embarassed about really, maybe once back in the day his dad done the same thing.


They know hes gay, but its worse Telling your mum

"hey mum bros been watching gay porn"



And ******* over it also...

[Blinger1]

Just say you're getting advice on different positions :S

[Grig]

If your parents know your gay, then there's nothing wrong about it. Would have been a different story if not.

Make an excuse if your parents are psyched by porn like it was a pop up to some site, or find a site that pops up gay porn, just make something up of the likes. Though if they know your gay, unless for some reason they think it's immoral watching porn for whatever reasons then you should just relax :].

As for your brother, I bet he's got some dirty little secrets somewhere so in time I'm sure you'll get back at him sometime. Not a nice thing to do though.

[Twist]

Whack the girl on girl action out, release the beast, and pull the trigger.
Win win situation you've got here.

[MrPinkPanther]

Whack open dreamweaver and create a crappy little fake site with a gay porn pop up. Done.

[J0SH]

That would be called insest, Which is illegal in the UK.

It's cool if no-one finds out though, I say you rape him till he promises not to tell your parents what he discovered.

[tom9171]

If he goes and tells your mum and dad and whatever. Say he is making it up and start laughing

[:Technical]

I say you rape him till he promises not to tell your parents what he discovered.

That is a very silly idea.

[Twist]

That is a very silly idea.
And you are a very silly person.

[Homosexual]

And that's a very silly avatar.

[Jackk]

and you are very silly person getting caught.

[Urnuph]

and the repetitiveness of the word silly is getting very silly now, you very silly people.

[Jord]

Whack the girl on girl action out, release the beast, and pull the trigger.
Win win situation you've got here.


I agree bc

[Catchy]

If your parents know your gay then don't worry about your brother telling them. A teenager that hasn't watched porn would be more worrying than one who does. If he trys and tell your mates just deny it and call him dillusional :)

[iJoe]

If he tells them, just say you sore him on straight porn :S They'll be just as bothered if they know you're gay

[Jord]

If your parents know your gay then don't worry about your brother telling them. A teenager that hasn't watched porn would be more worrying than one who does. If he trys and tell your mates just deny it and call him dillusional :)


Its not the nicest thing for your parents to hear you've been *******.

[JACKTARD]

**** him.


really mature...

[Jdm1]

And that's a very silly avatar.
Ok, Thats Japanese. Do not mess with Japaense

[drama]

If you're parents know your gay, then I woudn't worry.

If they DON'T, just say it was a pop up (if you were actually ******* then just deny the ******* part and say your brother is lying)

[Fez]

really mature...
Yeah I know.

[Mrs.McCall]

Yeah this is a sticky situation (mind the pun). I think your brother will use this as leverage over you to make you do things. It's what brothers do. I am sure if you put on the waterworks and beg he'll kinda break a bit and torture you in silence. Then you do everything in your power to get dirt on him and then present it.

Two wrongs may not make a right but they certainly level the playing field ;)

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[paulbarker7]

just say your mate sent you the link on msn and you clicked it not knowing what it was.

SIMPLES

[kuzkasate]

Say your mate sent it you for a joke on msn saying it was some website for games, but it turned out to be gay pornography:S

[luce]

He's like "i'm gunna tell mum lolllllll" i don't find it funny

i do. shouldn't you be more careful. Erm i'd do what matty said but if not clear all your cookies etc so you can't see where you've been

[Twist]

i do. shouldn't you be more careful. Erm i'd do what matty said but if not clear all your cookies etc so you can't see where you've been
You find it funny?
Idiot.

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[Jord]

i do. shouldn't you be more careful. Erm i'd do what matty said but if not clear all your cookies etc so you can't see where you've been


If that was you im sure you'd be crying


If you had your penis out your screwed.

[Ali]

If he's saying stuff like "I'm gunna tell mum" then he's really immature, and should respect your sexuality or willingness to explore your sexuality.
Just try and have an adult conversation with him and explain the situation, I'm sure that it will all work out :)

[PaperFruits]

Nothing. Or i suppose confess or tell them.

[ihatehash]

Yeah this is a sticky situation (mind the pun). I think your brother will use this as leverage over you to make you do things. It's what brothers do. I am sure if you put on the waterworks and beg he'll kinda break a bit and torture you in silence. Then you do everything in your power to get dirt on him and then present it.

Two wrongs may not make a right but they certainly level the playing field ;)

You are very smart :P

[Barmi]

Two wrongs don't make a right - so don't get your own back.
Do you actually have any siblings?

[RandomManJay]

If he does tell your mum, just say you were experimenting and claim that your going through a phase ;). Then try get your bro to catch you on a straight porn site... or just don't go on porn anymore, you way too young for those sites :D.

[Caution]

If he does tell your mum, just say you were experimenting and claim that your going through a phase ;). Then try get your bro to catch you on a straight porn site... or just don't go on porn anymore, you way too young for those sites :D.
well if you don't go on those sites then you're in the minority!:rolleyes:

[Stefy09]

Kill him? If I was in that situation and my brother if I had one said he'd tell my mum then I'd kill him :S

[RandomManJay]

well if you don't go on those sites then you're in the minority!:rolleyes:

Well I'm 19 so it doesn't make a difference since I'm allowed to :D

[The Professor]

well its either convince him to not tell your parents, or tough luck really as its all in his hands. you could bribe him i guess, but now that he knows, he can do whatever he wants.

Heh heh heh... Sorry :eusa_whis

[Samishlol]

Just clear your internet history and if he tells your parents say he was lying?

[Immenseman]

im pretty sure things are sorted now sam as this was from april, lol

[Mentor]

close the door when your browseing porn in future?? o.0

[Cookos]

maybe say you were redirected off another site?

[itsMIKEYY]

Are we talking younger annoying brother or older brother with slightly more sense?

If he's older, he'll probbaly know its the wrong thing to do, and wont tell her, but if youre talking younger tehn threaten him with something. ;]

[Jorc]

Are we talking younger annoying brother or older brother with slightly more sense?

If he's older, he'll probbaly know its the wrong thing to do, and wont tell her, but if youre talking younger tehn threaten him with something. ;]

Good idea yo. Yeah next time be more careful? :S

[jack-bristol]

If your mum asks what you were doing on gay porn say someone sent you one of those funny links like mylazysundays.com with then comes up with gay porn that you can't get off of!

[Emotions]

Give him the links to it - he might like it.

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[//Tom]

Tell your brother it was a dare or something

but perhaps he wasnt just watching it if u know what i mean

[iDenning]

Bribe him with your willy

joke

tell him you were getting a pic of a dinga long (one that looks like yours) to show a girl so she strips?
Thats my excuse lol.

EDIT; BTW I DONT GO ON PORN SITES LOOL. Only if i get rewarded in a special way :P

[//Tom]

Might have to use that 1 :P

[Homosexual]

My penis wasn't out, it was in my trousers still.

[//Tom]

then just say something like, someone sent me a link i clicked on it and coudnt close it down

[Crimson]

My penis wasn't out, it was in my trousers still.

You were just watching? Seriously... ? lol.

[//Tom]

lol Crimson you sound surprised???
Why what you of done in his situation crimson? :P

[The Professor]

Wow this thread is old. Surely it'd be sorted by now!

[Homosexual]

It hasn't been 'sorted', more 'forgotten'.

[Lindsey]

Awwww, ahh ermm. i have no comment. but if he tells just pretend you have no clue what hes talking about,