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Well in 9/10 Hotels the man at the front desk is a pimp.
Imagine how embarrassed you'd be if you was tryin to sort yourself out an escort for the night and you was in one of those 1/10 hotels :eusa_wall
Jordy
17-04-2009, 03:10 PM
To prevent embarrassment I believe you ask 'An extra pillow please' which means you want a prostitute (Don't ask how I know that).
Bit of a random thread and where are your statistics from..? They're certainly American statistics fo' sure as prostitution in the UK isn't that bad.
omg Hotels are you serious?
Catchy
17-04-2009, 07:33 PM
omg Hotels are you serious?
Prostitution is everywhere lol.
dirrty
17-04-2009, 07:39 PM
To prevent embarrassment I believe you ask 'An extra pillow please' which means you want a prostitute (Don't ask how I know that).
Bit of a random thread and where are your statistics from..? They're certainly American statistics fo' sure as prostitution in the UK isn't that bad.
well considering at holiday inn they have a chart with different pillows which you can request... :P
There was a man downstairs earlier asking for a massage 'cos he was stiff from all that flying then the man said any special requirements and he was just like no just make sure it's young and hot.
Then the front desk man was like Okay i think i can sort that out for you, give me about 30 minutes.
Was funny.
Mrs.McCall
17-04-2009, 08:04 PM
There was a man downstairs earlier asking for a massage 'cos he was stiff from all that flying then the man said any special requirements and he was just like no just make sure it's young and hot.
Then the front desk man was like Okay i think i can sort that out for you, give me about 30 minutes.
Was funny.
Y'know Hotel Babylon is just a TV show right? Haha I joke. Yeah, it goes on everywhere.
Might as well enjoy yourself whilst you're away!
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TheEclipse
21-04-2009, 12:10 PM
Erm. I think not, for some reason. Don't know what sorts of dodgy hotels you go to.
Places where you can order different sorts of pillows usually are just different sorts of pillows.
Hecktix
21-04-2009, 12:13 PM
omg Hotels are you serious?
Leah don't pretend you know nothing about it. You may not work the front desk but we all know you're the soft and fluffy pillow on order ;)
FlyingJesus
21-04-2009, 01:27 PM
Plump and downy more like
Leah don't pretend you know nothing about it. You may not work the front desk but we all know you're the soft and fluffy pillow on order ;)
:O
Plump and downy more like
lmao hush ya gums
kuzkasate
23-04-2009, 09:50 PM
HOTELS! OMG they are everywhere. I even had some old prostitute in her 50's asking me "for a fun time." I was like -run
le harry
24-04-2009, 02:04 PM
HOTELS! OMG they are everywhere.
Hotels are everywhere now? Oh shi-
Catzsy
25-04-2009, 01:49 PM
Well in 9/10 Hotels the man at the front desk is a pimp.
Imagine how embarrassed you'd be if you was tryin to sort yourself out an escort for the night and you was in one of those 1/10 hotels :eusa_wall
Where on earth do you get this information from? :S
DMB-Hosting
14-05-2009, 01:21 AM
There are lot's in Europe especially in place like Holland, Germany, Italy etc. It's pretty rare in the UK however. But yeah there is usually some way of putting it, you wouldn't tend to just go up and say you want a ***** for the night. As someone stated above a 'massage' is actually a very popular way of asking.
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