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Mentor
05-05-2009, 08:42 AM
For those not in the know, Fmylife is basically a site where be write down there ... well FML's , Its basically a repository of untold fail and hilarity http://www.fmylife.com/

Examples:

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and £10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML


Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

I've been a reader since it first appeared, anyone else got addicted?

Mentor

Sly
05-05-2009, 09:46 AM
I check it out every now and then it's a good site.

VelvetClover
05-05-2009, 12:52 PM
I look at that site sometimes, some of the FML's are really funny.

FlyingJesus
05-05-2009, 12:58 PM
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS THE DINNER'S GONE COLD AND THE KIDS HAVE ALREADY GONE TO BED

buttons
05-05-2009, 01:00 PM
Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML Ouch @ that. I don't ever go on it but I get 'em sent to me a lot, some are hilarious.

Danzilla
05-05-2009, 02:50 PM
i check it every other day or so.

ecstasy
05-05-2009, 05:03 PM
everyone i know reads it. its pretty funny

LoveToStack
05-05-2009, 05:19 PM
Yeh I read it most days. This has to be my favourite;

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant,but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled,"Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

Bun
05-05-2009, 06:48 PM
been on a couple of times, read the best ones. just out of curiosity, are they fake cos a lot of them seem it?

Absently
05-05-2009, 06:53 PM
I love that site, but I really doubt all of them are true. I remember one night I read every page lolol.

Bef
05-05-2009, 06:54 PM
Love it! and long time no se mentor baby x

clarissa !!
06-05-2009, 12:27 PM
i read it sometimes, quite funny
but yeah some seem pretty made up

RedStratocas
06-05-2009, 03:33 PM
been on a couple of times, read the best ones. just out of curiosity, are they fake cos a lot of them seem it?

people enter them to the site, its not just one dude who has the worst life in the world. so a lot probably are fake, but a lot are probably true.

yeah i started reading it 2 months ago regularly but i havent been reading it recently.

lew!
06-05-2009, 07:39 PM
lol its so funny. Some of the things are so ridiculous. Even some of them are so odd. Actually hilarious lol.

camera
07-05-2009, 10:19 AM
i cant be bothered to read any of those. i dont even read blogs so yeah.

Catzsy
07-05-2009, 10:26 AM
Very funny site! Thanks, Mentor.

Pyroka
07-05-2009, 10:43 AM
Meeee, its so funny LOL.

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