Chimp in zoo sex attack.

[syko2006]

COPS are investigating a chimp after it tried to RAPE a female zoo keeper.

Terrified Valentina Kirilova had to fight off the sex-crazed primate when he grabbed her as she gave him a banana at Rostov Zoo in Russia.
Horrified

Valentina said of the attack: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”
The lusty ape, called Otello, broke the horrified keeper’s wrist as he pulled her into his cage and began to attack her.
“When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me,” said Valentina.
She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running, who pulled the furious chimp off her.
Doctors treated Valentina for shock.
Now police are to quiz zoo staff about how the attack happened.
One keeper said: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”



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The monkey did wrong, but the news article is hillarious! :D

[eight]

pedomonkey

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[Jordan:A]

LOLL
Horny monkey

[Jord]

Lol irl monkey or ape? lol

[Dan2nd]

Technically it wouldn't have been rape since rape is defined as

'A criminal offense defined in most states as forcible sexual relations with a person against that person's will'

and a chimp is not a person :P

and if the monkey was alone in the cage I don't blame him for getting agressive he was obviously lacking female attention which he needed lol

[Richie]

I dont mean to be rude but PMSL!

[GommeInc]

That's not rape and the woman is just over-reacting calling it rape. It was either very hungry or just a bit horned up, even though there appears to be no mention of sex in that article, only attacking which means very little...

[Immenseman]

That's exactly what I thought Ryan. Sure, it attacked her but when is being attacked classed as rape. When you get punched you don't say "I've been raped" hmm.

[Chaos]

Jake punched me call the rape police!!!!!!!11

[GommeInc]

Jake punched me call the rape police!!!!!!!11
He raped me so I punched him, bad times :( He's had the snip now so all is well :D

[Bun]

there's some people in the world who would pay good money to see that.

[Marucho]

thats sickkk


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