The "What Grinds Your Gears" Thread

[Firehorse]

Idea taken from an old family guy episode as i'm sure most of you would know ;)

I'll Start:


What Grinds My Gears:
When they make a movie of a book series but only make the first film!

[LoveToStack]

When people smaller than me in school 'get in my way' sotospeak, by walking slowly for a long time then stopping randomly in the corridors to talk to their little gremlin friends.
When E4 filter 'adult content' in sitcoms, friends and scrubs namely because they are the only good ones on E4.

[Recursion]

When a book ends on a cliffhanger.

[Berch]

When people walk REALLY slow in the middle of a shopping center.

[Misawa]

Men with long hair.

[Moh]

People who spend all their time on games (e.g. COD) and just never die and kill you all the time :@ :@ :@

People who walk slow

People joining groups on facebook just to fit in (e.g. my friend who joins all the fan groups for family guy, when she doesn't even watch it). Like, why pretend?

[buttons]

- fat people who think they're fit
- fat people who wear too little clothing
- ugly people that think they're fit

i like vain people that are actually attractive.

[Immenseman]

- children that are rats
- people who don't wash
- greasy hair
- fat people
- people who pretend they know what they're on about

[dogboy123]

People tht stick chewing gum on urinals, EWW

FLIES

Casualty when it ends on a cliffhanger

They amazingly chavy girls who smoke in yr 9 and think they're rlly fit but all look like horses.

[CJW93]

When people copy Family Guy

[Absently]

when people ***** about me behind my back.
when people take the piss out of me.
when i get asked my age at the cinema -.-
when people get my name wrong
when people keep talking when others clearly don't care
when people ignore me when i need to tell them stuff
when people pretend to care
when people comment on how much i talk =s
when people stare at you and you don't know why =s
big q's
when people call me lazy/fat/small/pretty
when i dont get what i want
when nobody understands

most likely more but i cant think,

[eight]

when people ***** about me behind my back.
when people take the piss out of me.
when i get asked my age at the cinema -.-
when people get my name wrong
when people keep talking when others clearly don't care
when people ignore me when i need to tell them stuff
when people pretend to care
when people comment on how much i talk =s
when people stare at you and you don't know why =s
big q's
when people call me lazy/fat/small/pretty
when i dont get what i want
when nobody understands

most likely more but i cant think,



do u want childlines number?

[Absently]

do u want childlines number?no you're fine ^_^

[Roxy]

people who mimic things i say
people who are just generally awkward
people who walk slow
people who drive slow
people who talk about themselves too much

[Immenseman]

do u want childlines number?
lmaooo


few more to add:

- people who cant grasp sarcasm
- people who get paranoid and have to start explaining themselves when you say something that isn't even directed at them it's like :$ pipe down

[eight]

PPL WHO PICK ON MY HABBO BECOZ I DRESS LIKE A GIRL

[Fez]

Food critics.

IT'S ******* FOOD

People who stand in doorways to talk to other people... I mean *Removed* the corridor has space between the doors you know...

Dance groups 'in the name of peace'

Edited by Cazsy [Forum Super Moderator]: Please do not avoid the filter. Thanks.

[Moh]

Some more.

When your telling someone something, which takes ages to tell. Only to find they weren't listening.

Fat people complaining about their weight

People who spend all their money, then use emotional blackmail to try get money off you

Shops with 20 people in them and only one person on the till

People who sit next to me on the bus and nearly lean on you, and then your forced to huddle up to the window.

Old people who try and get on the bus before you because their old. Hello, I have a bus pass in my hand! Only takes me 2 seconds, unlike them with their 10 seconds :@

Bus drivers who don't let you on the bus because they don't have change for a £10 note.

Shop assistants who wont check in the back for you

People who ask for help ALL THE TIME

People who ******** about things that obviously didn't happen.

People who get lifts off their parents every day, even though the parents arn't anywhere near them and they have a bus every 10 mins.

People who say "fail" to me when someone didn't hear what I said.



Yeah, im in a ****** mood :)

[OmgitsAmanda]

people who eat like horses, winds me up so much. oh and when people say can i have a crisp/sweet etc and they take about 5 lmao.

[Fifteen]

When people walk really slow infront of me

[Metric1]

People that chew loud.
Lazy people.
People the drive slow.
People that walk slow.
People who don't get to the point & beat around the bush for information.
Anything that is rainbow colored and/or more than 2 MAYBE 3 different colors.
Colored cars (blue, red, green, gold, yellow, pink, purple ect..)
People who don't know what the express lane is for.

People in general grind my gears!

[eight]

lost_witness ignorin me

[TheMagicTramp]

eight pretending he loves me

[LoveToStack]

People being stingey about booze, like when you all put in for beer or what have you and then people blow an eye out when it doesn't get given out to the proper ratio or if you give someone else one of your beers etc. It's only ******* money.
Telling a long funny story to the one person paying attention then having some else ask you "what is it?" when the first person laughs.
When the ticket man on the train only checks me for a ticket because I am a child but does not check any adults.
When people tell you to cheer up.
People talking down to me.
People talking about 4chan/memes/familyguy quotes/anime in real life - 4chan is not to be talked about, anime is something to be ashamed about watching (for me at least) and family guy quotes just make you look like an idiot for understanding some old spoon-fed joke from a TV show which has long run its course.

[Abbie.]

when physcos threaten me and wont leave me alone!!!!!

[buttons]

when people go on and on like they're something special and are actually hypocrites and pretend they're the innocent one when everyone knows they aren't then repeats it again with someone new:)

[Arch]

people who have their forum name as buttons
cant stand it

[TheMagicTramp]

lazy people like Arch not changing his sig and av for about 4 years

[buttons]

sore losers that can't stand being beaten by a girl :eusa_danc

[Rarelime]

when people reply to texts with 'ok'. :/

[TheMagicTramp]

sore losers that can't stand being beaten by a girl :eusa_danc

people who previously had there gender status changed from Male to Female *ahem buttons*

[LuketheDuke]

My good looks.

Its just not fair on other people...

On a serious note people where I work who complain we charge a penny for bags, I mean come on?

[Moh]

My good looks.

Its just not fair on other people...

On a serious note people where I work who complain we charge a penny for bags, I mean come on?

5 bags = 5p p/w = 20p p/m = £2.40 p/y.

So if you live over 100, then thats £240 on bags!

[LuketheDuke]

Now you mention it like that...

Nah sorry my hippy side says reuse, dont abuse!

Unless they lost a bag every day.

[Arch]

lazy people like Arch not changing his sig and av for about 4 years

i b reppin' da old sch00l yea dig ? but atleast you'll always remeber me cuz my av + sig :)


sore losers that can't stand being beaten by a girl :eusa_danc

let you , 'cos i felt bad


when people reply to texts with 'ok'. :/

don't you ever

[cocaine]

people who chew noisily and smack their lips
people who lack the ability to make any decisions in their lives (THE most annoying thing ever)
fat people who are gobby
one word text replies or people who take half an hour to text back
people who insist on shouting when theyre talking but dont realise it

[5,5]

-know it alls
-people whos parents pay for everything for them

ill be back in this thread thats all i can think of for now.,

[tdi]

people who walk slow
people who drive slow, especially in the outside lane.
people that chew/breathe loudly
people who ask stupid questions
stupid chinese replica crap
tacky stuff
people who take about 3 baskets through the asda/tesco self serve
people who can't use the self serves
complete strangers who ask lots of questions
naff cars

[Starburst..x]

When people don't say thank you when your driving and you end up going out of your way to let them go. Grrr
Oh AND when im working on the tills and something doesnt scan through so the customer thinks they are oh so highly hilarious and goes "it must be free then!" it wasn't funny the first time and it isn't funny the 50 millionth so go home.
Also at work when I use the money pen to check the notes are genuine and the customer goes "yeah they should be fine, I printed them off this morning"
Ha-di-fricking-ha.

[Vause]

people who go on holiday and sit on facebook :l
theres this girl on my facebook and she's online ALL the time, it's like GET OFF FACEBOOK AND ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY YOU FREAK :l

and people who stand and talk in the middle of a shop so you can't get round them.

[Immenseman]

- people who post loads on hxf
- people who play habbo
- people who have two msns one for irl one for online
- people who have kiss marks on their mirror

hehe

[Berch]

Lol at some people have been posting some so true.

[camera]

for now, a girl named Nana.

[Rixion]

People that skip the queue.

[Absently]

people who don't get the fact that you're shy :/

[Rixion]

Bullyingg!

[Vause]

- people who post loads on hxf
- people who play habbo
- people who have two msns one for irl one for online
- people who have kiss marks on their mirror

hehe

people who can read my mind :@

loveyarly x

[ecstasy]

- people that when you try to walk past them, they seem to move so you cant
- chavs (and anything chavvy in any way)
- little kids and their annoying ways
- people that think that they're funny, but aren't
- people who kill jokes
- 'your mum' jokes
- people that dont shut up

:)

[Jackk]

quiet people are really annoying!

[jackass]

People that walk really slow or stop to talk to their friends in corridors or busy places.
When people get everything they want when they ask for it.
Really fat people that upload loads of photos of them posing on Facebook/Myspace.
People that constantly try to persuade me that Macs are better, when they clearly aren't.
People that say 'your mom' or use repetitive phrases when they have run out of things to say.
Chavs, basically just them in general - the way they act, speak, walk etc.

[Immenseman]

people who can read my mind :@

loveyarly x
cheekeh

[Moh]

- people who post loads on hxf
- people who play habbo
- people who have two msns one for irl one for online
- people who have kiss marks on their mirror

hehe
Don't you do all of them?

I duno about the last 2 tho :P

[drama]

They amazingly chavy girls who smoke in yr 9 and think they're rlly fit but all look like horses.
eurgh, I hate all the year 9 skanks, we have so many lol

[MJJ]

- Narrow minded people
- People who talk to one another when it's blatently clear you're trying to watch TV.
- People who, on purpose, talk loudly on the phone in public. E.g on the bus. It's like, love, we don't want to hear about your knickers turning a horrid shade of green in the washing machine, thanks.
-Babies crying/screaming and the parents doing nothing about it.
- Bad manners
- When people think it's funny (or think they have a right) to be nasty to people who are bigger in weight than average.
- People taking everything posted on the Internet so seriously.

[Inseriousity.]

People who walk slow and when you walk past them, they shout at you to slow down. "No you speed up!"

People that laugh at you when you don't even know them and they don't know you.

Really depressed people who just bring your happiness level down. :(

[Immenseman]

Don't you do all of them?

I duno about the last 2 tho :P
not that it was a joke ;):eusa_danc:D

[Recursion]

People with cocky internet names *AHEM* ^^


j/k.

[Blinger1]

People who don't say sorry when its their fault. (strangers)
People who cut in front of you on the footpath and walk slow.
Queues at a shop.

[Xarea]

People who put a capital X on kisses.... EURGHHH!!! It makes my blood boil.

People who ask me at work to check for stock out back. I'm like... look, I go through that room 493493493 times a day... I KNOW IT'S NOT IN THERE!!!!!!

People who moan about the queue in the shop where I work. It's not like we purposely try and make a line form for the sake of it!!

People who count their change infront of me at the till... I know how to do my job thank you very much!!

[jackass]

People that use loads of symbols or emoticons on MSN or in their names.

People that abuse their shift keys or type really stupidly.

[Indie-Dan]

People who don't say please and thank you

[joshuar]

Everybody in this thread....

[LoveToStack]

Everybody in this thread....

Is it just me or do you have a ridiculous amount of gold stars in your user rank?

People who use backwards emoticons such as (:
People who do things which are blatently meant to aggrivate for seemingly no reason, people who might as well be picking fights.
People who remove my avatar because it was too big despite me being allowed to upload it at the time and only just now removing it because they stumbled upon the current limit.
People who say 'luvs it'
People who say things to you when they're in a group yet wouldn't dare when they're alone.
When I leave the house and realise I haven't brushed my teeth.

[Stephen!]

People.

[buttons]

really ****** "straight" guys

[camera]

People who use backwards emoticons such as (:
(:

People who do things which are blatently meant to aggrivate for seemingly no reason, people who might as well be picking fights.
People who say things to you when they're in a group yet wouldn't dare when they're alone.
yes, yes.

When I leave the house and realise I haven't brushed my teeth.
LMAO how can you forget to brush your teeth?

quiet people are really annoying!
what? how are they annoying?

o & um people who think they're trendsetters when they're really not. truth is, that 'trend' is most prolly done somewhere and they just dont know it yet. O O O & people who thinks you're joking when you're not. &&&&&& people who ask too many questions, personal or not. but im not one to get annoyed easily so im rly not bothered most of the time (:

[eight]

people farting next to me so people think its me!!!!!

[IceNineKills]

twitter
kids having kids
big headed people

[Firehorse]

When your antivirus deletes a system file because its infected and ruining your system!

When the school messes up about when you have an exam and get it all wrong!

[camera]

when people get your hopes up only to shatter it later. hating my teacher 4lyfe.

[Moh]

people farting next to me so people think its me!!!!!
I hate that, or if someone stinks on the bus. I get really paranoid that other people might think its me :(

[Monopoly]

people who say "was" when they mean "were".

[LoveToStack]

LMAO how can you forget to brush your teeth?


Cause I don't have breakfast and if I do, I have it in school. So I don't have any gunk in my teeth as I'm leaving the house to prompt me to brush them. Obviously I would rather still brush them but it's just harder to remember.

[camera]

ah i see. i usually brush my teeth every morning (or afternoon for when i sleep in) so i though everybody does that too. guess not ahha

[leah]

liars.

[Nuct]

When people judge others because of how they look.

[Moh]

people who say "was" when they mean "were".

People who are pedantic.

[Blinger1]

Australians who pronounce scone "sc-oh-n" (we aren't British, dammit!)

[tdi]

people that use two connectives in a line, when theyr're not usually there ie 'it's alreet though but..'
people that beep their horn when there's a traffic jam/traffic lights, or people that 'tut' in queues.

[camera]

people who cant pronounce or spell it right irl. not so bothered online.

[jackass]

Australians who pronounce scone "sc-oh-n" (we aren't British, dammit!)

Most people I know don't pronounce it like that? They pronounce it "Scon" (So it sounds like gone)

[Sammeth.]

People who don't know how to have fun
People who overreact to jokes
People who are prudes
People who get incredibly defensive and feel the need to start dishing out really catty and ****** comments in response to something lighthearted.

[PaulMacC]

Toothaches

[Blinger1]

people that beep their horn when there's a traffic jam/traffic lights, or people that 'tut' in queues.
Working in the city i experience this a lot! People toot their horn if someone doesn't move 0.0001 seconds after the light turns green :eusa_wall



Most people I know don't pronounce it like that? They pronounce it "Scon" (So it sounds like gone)
well they put a british accent on.. it ***** me up the wall!

[paradox]

when my mate sam goes can i have this, can i have that, can i buy this
when my friends copy me if i'm getting a bike, they get the same :@

[Sammeth.]

Oh yeah and people who discuss with me that they hate two faced people, especially two faced people who go on about how much they hate other two faced people, and then are completely two faced themselves. And untrustworthy people.

[buttons]

People who don't know how to have fun
People who overreact to jokes
People who are prudes
People who get incredibly defensive and feel the need to start dishing out really catty and ****** comments in response to something lighthearted.
yeah same i hate people that get annoyed with jokes when they're not the only person that gets ******* off + result to petty little insults but then again i hate the ones who can take a joke but never know when to be serious

when my mate sam goes can i have this, can i have that, can i buy this
when my friends copy me if i'm getting a bike, they get the same :@
-cough- hypocrites -cough-

[xxMATTGxx]

"People who ask for the same thing over and over again"

[Jackbee]

People who always say how poor there life is on there facebook status, and moan about stuff and how **** things are - like we give a ****.

[camera]

when people complain day & night how they hate this person & that but theyr really dont but theyr not saying they dont coz theyre sposed to be hating that person. or something like this

http://i44.tinypic.com/3092ey1.jpg

[Sammeth.]

Oh and people who take things over the internet way more seriously than they should

[Inseriousity.]

"People who ask for the same thing over and over again"

Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? Can I have a mod job? lol oj :p

Hate people who say they'll do something then 'accidently' forget (e.g. a sociology questionnaire for me :()

[camera]

Hate people who say they'll do something then 'accidently' forget (e.g. a sociology questionnaire for me :()
happens with a friend of mine when i asked for the money she owes. its a_n_n_o_y_i_n_g

[Jam]

The amazingly chavy girls who smoke in yr 9 and think they're rlly fit but all look like horses.


When people walk REALLY slow in the middle of a shopping center.

People calling my iPod Touch an iPhone.

[cocaine]

People calling my iPod Touch an iPhone.

or an iTouch

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[velvet]

People who eat loudly
Repetitive movements, like tapping tables or twiddling thumbs
The word "babe"
Friends who only come and see you when they want something
People who put salt on EVERYTHING, eurgh.

[Nxrissa]

when im on the bus and its all squished up and someone puts there bag on the seat :@

[tdi]

people who borrow money then don't pay it back because they're 'skint'
big brother.

[Blinger1]

people who borrow money then don't pay it back because they're 'skint'
big brother.
this is my friend.


Friends who only come and see you when they want something
This, but it is my family..

[.Zi]

When people borrow money and don't pay it back (or spent ages paying it back)
When people constantly ask ( I do this alot)
When I loose thing
Scammers online

Noobs ofc.

[Naruto!]

People who pretend to be somebody they aren't (COUGH COUGH SPIFFING)
People in school who after the teacher has explained something, say " what do we have to do"
People who reply with " your mum "
When 11 year olds give it over the internet (Sorry Paradox)

[Wahey]

Hypocrites really annoy me irl
Online i don't care much

[Catzsy]

People who can never admit they have made a mistake, misread a situation and showed poor judgment and then spend the next month moaning about it.

[leah]

Oh yeah and people who discuss with me that they hate two faced people, especially two faced people who go on about how much they hate other two faced people, and then are completely two faced themselves. And untrustworthy people.
Oh I particularly agree with this one :@

[Abbie.]

liars
people who hate you, but have no reason too
having a sore back
being hungover and having to work.
two faced people
girls who love themselves
halopeno chillis on nachos :( ate like 10 in a row tonight hahaha :(

[camera]

people who cant take honest opinion when they asked for it

[MollyWhompin]

TR0ll$

[MrGazet]

People cutting Q's ! GRR
People who eat noisily
People who can't accept other's honest opinion when they ask to
Being ignored
Having to do what I do not want to do
Penniless and not be able to buy things that I want
When eveyone else passes an exam with flying colours when I suck big time

[Wahey]

I also hate people who act hard when they aint lol, but then you just laugh at them and tell them to shut up :)

[Firehorse]

When people blatantly copy my thread ideas under different titles *Cough* *Cough* The what makes you feel good thread *Cough*

[mat64]

People who chew with their mouth open and slide cutlery over their teeth whilst doing it. People who stand there and ignore you completely when your talking to them.

[shizzle]

When you get spammed.

[Firehorse]

When there are 2 cases of swine flu in your school but they need only one more to close however still stay open!

[Clowgon]

- Next door neighbour. They STINK.
- Where i live.
- People who look down on me.
- People who walk slow in shopping centers.

[The Professor]

Sods law.
Arrogant people.

[buttons]

virgins obsessed with talking about sex and acting as though they're sexually active when they haven't ever experienced it..

[Recursion]

Godwin's Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

[Abbie.]

having an attension seeking stupid older sister.

[crazed]

When you get a runny nose.

Oh and when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

[N!ck]

People making incorrect use of double negatives, so they contradict what they say.

Screaming kids on the bus with incompetent parents.

[BoyBetterKnow]

When people copy Family Guy

That made me laugh

Thing that annoy me:

- Same as Jack120, people who join groups on facebook to fit in.
- People who copy my jokes.
- People who copy things I say.
- People who are supposed to be your friends and don't say Happy Birthday.

[Bun]

People who put a capital X on kisses.... EURGHHH!!! It makes my blood boil.

People who ask me at work to check for stock out back. I'm like... look, I go through that room 493493493 times a day... I KNOW IT'S NOT IN THERE!!!!!!

People who moan about the queue in the shop where I work. It's not like we purposely try and make a line form for the sake of it!!

People who count their change infront of me at the till... I know how to do my job thank you very much!!
FOR GODS SAKE IVE BEEN WAITING IN THIS QUEUE FOR 30 BLOODY MINUTES AND U WONT EVEN CHECK THE BACK FOR ME ESPECIALLY AFTER SHORTCHANGING ME A PENNY now pls go check the back i been looking for ages X X

[Firehorse]

Poeple who think too much of themselves

[Moh]

That made me laugh

Thing that annoy me:

- Same as Jack120, people who join groups on facebook to fit in.
- People who copy my jokes.
- People who copy things I say.
- People who are supposed to be your friends and don't say Happy Birthday.
I second your 4th. Iv got all the people at college birthday cards for their 18th's, and not cheap ones either, I got them from clintons. My birthday is in 3 days and today is the last day they're going to see me for a few months and I got no cards from them :@

Another one. When people open their car doors wide just before you drive buy them forcing you to have to swerve.

[Firehorse]

When the starter of the 'Feel Good' thread -reps you because you claim that it is more or less an exact copy under different words. Then starts throwing very rude comments at you.

[buttons]

when someone moans about people stealing "their idea" when it was a **** one in the first place

[Firehorse]

when someone moans about people stealing "their idea" when it was a **** one in the first place

wasn't ****, look at the number of replies. If its **** nobody replies ever :O

[tdi]

kids (especially in shops) who are causing havoc (ie messing things up, screaming, being annoying in general) and even more so the parents who aren't doing anything about it.

[Firehorse]

kids (especially in shops) who are causing havoc (ie messing things up, screaming, being annoying in general) and even more so the parents who aren't doing anything about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es_uivijpek

Don't watch this if you're too young to know about what adults do in bed every so often!