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TheMagicTramp
20-06-2009, 05:12 PM
http://omegle.com/

Basically it connects you with a random person from somewhere in the world and you talk as strangers.

Great for abusing and getting funny responses, post your convos and responses here.


http://omegle.com/

Haven't saved any convos yet but i'll post some later.


Stranger: Do not do it!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do not do what?
Stranger: don't ask me asl as the first qustion. it is annoying
You: what are you talking about? i've just being talking to you
Stranger: that's ok.

.Zi
20-06-2009, 05:16 PM
Talking 2 somone now. Ill post the convo l8er.

Jam-ez
20-06-2009, 05:23 PM
You: hi!
Stranger: hello
You: can i have your house location? i'm a 40 year old virgin.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Well that was boring.

scott
20-06-2009, 05:27 PM
You: age sex location please xox

Stranger: 16, m, swe

You: hot

Stranger: you?

You: 45 f uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



damn :(

.Zi
20-06-2009, 05:37 PM
You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: ASL?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: asl?

You: age/Sex/location

Stranger: man

You: your a male?

Stranger: yes

You: ok

Stranger: why?

You: Im looking for a sex partner tonight in france, do you fancy a good rape?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That didnt go far lol

scott
20-06-2009, 05:39 PM
At the bottom of one of my conversations...


[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the IP address you are chatting with has been flagged as belonging to a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

:S:S

TheMagicTramp
20-06-2009, 05:41 PM
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: woah that was cool hi at the same time (im great)
Stranger: =D
You: im from the uk you?
Stranger: turkiye
You: i'm having my school annual prom next friday i'm dead nervous and everything nothing to say as a speech (a pile of rubbish/crap words i bet)
Stranger: ur gonna hold a speech at ur prom?
Stranger: what r u supposed to say
You: yes everyone is going to do it like all the memories you had
You: you know
You: i don't what i'm saying what do you think?
Stranger: umm well ur the one who got memories for that school=)
You: not just memories like other things as well
You: did you have a prom when you was at school then
Stranger: im graduating this year from high school
You: nice work male or female?
Stranger: our prom is on this tuesday
Stranger: female
You: tuesday i think fridays are better idk y
You: LOL
You: (some ****e i talk)
Stranger: :D
You: bye then
You: nice talking to you
Stranger: thats it?
Stranger: :D
You: you asking for more? ;)
Stranger: ur looking only for some speech tips?
You: nope
You: i'll stay longer
Stranger: no just u talked like u were in hurry nd couldt find what u looking for
You: you have your say then i'm lost for words now (i'm not in a hurry)
Stranger: what u expect me to say
You: ****
Stranger: **** then:)
You: ok lets have some fun...;
You: can i **** you to death?
Stranger: how
You: ****** the belly button, causing the interior organs to rupture and poison the inside the inside of the body*
You: *approx. time of death: in 45 min*
You: that type of fun ;o
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to show off her breasts anonymously
You: youve got me baby
Stranger: pics ot iy didnt happen
You: it did happy baby
You: happen*
Stranger: show me your boobs and u will be rewarded with **** next week
You: *shows boobies*

I got REALLY bored.

Japan
20-06-2009, 05:43 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hi =D

You: I like touching things

You: Do you?

Stranger: yeh man

You: =)

You: I like milk chocolate buttons too

Stranger: so do i

Stranger: wow

You: Omg we have so much in common

Stranger: i like licking windows

You: SO DO I!

WTH??

Johno
20-06-2009, 05:49 PM
My conversation was pretty normal, doesn't happen very often haha!


You: Hi

Stranger: heyy

You: How are you?

Stranger: im fine thank you and you?

You: Im pretty good!

Stranger: good good!

You: So, what would you like to talk about haha :)

Stranger: um

Stranger: any

Stranger: hahaaa

Stranger: first of all

Stranger: age and sex?

You: I would be 16 and male

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: im 20 female

You: Ah cool

Stranger: :)

You: So, what do you do? :)

Stranger: im currently a college student

Stranger: majoring in interior design

Stranger: hhaa

Stranger: i assume your a student too

You: Yeah, going to university next year hopefully.

Stranger: haha niceee

Stranger: where are you from

You: Scotland, yourself?

Stranger: americ

Stranger: a

You: Ah cool, wanted to go to america for a gap year but I doubt I will have enough cash

Stranger: aww

Stranger: haha yeah

Stranger: the economy is pretty bad here

Stranger: so i dont recommend

Stranger: coming here

Stranger: unless you are like rich

You: yeah its pretty bad over here at the moment too, I think its pretty much the same everywhere.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: true

Stranger: sigh

Stranger: its ridiculous

You: Yeah

Stranger: mmmhmm

You: So where in america are you from?

Stranger: im in va

Stranger: im actually a korean though

Stranger: but lives in usa

You: Ah cool :) Did you move to the usa or were you born there?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i moved here in 2000

You: Cool :)

Stranger: :)

Stranger: yeupp

You: Hmm, not entirely sure what to talk about now haha

Stranger: i know right

Stranger: well i have to go to work

Stranger: in 30 mins

Stranger: soooooooo i have to go and get ready

Stranger: it was nice talking to ya

Stranger: :)

Stranger: good luck next year with university!

You: Thanks :) Cya!

You: Nice talking to you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BeanEgg
20-06-2009, 06:02 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dont scare me
Stranger: peanuts
You: cheese
Stranger: what ?
You: ahhh
You: stop scaring me
Stranger: cheese ? you cut the cheese ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh yea
You: slice and chop
Stranger: ahhaha
You: just the way i like iot
Stranger: ok. you can stop now. you just killed it
You: lol
You: oh yea
You: with my uzi
You: filled with peanuts
Stranger: are you a boyy or girrrl ?
You: pedo :(
Stranger: i dont even like nuts
Stranger: no im a girl
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: http://habbioforum.net/index.php
You: awesome forum
You: gtg
You: lol
Stranger: naah
Stranger: its prolly a virus
You: onno swear down
You: http://www.habbio.net/site/
You: thats a radio streaming live
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: lol
You: ok w.e lol
Stranger: so answer my q. boy or girrl ?
You: pedo :(
Stranger: nooope

lol messed with her ;D

scott
20-06-2009, 06:09 PM
Stranger: what are you up to today?

You: this and that playing my bag pipes on the top of my mountain and stuff you?

Stranger: just hanging

Stranger: so how old are you


[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the IP address you are chatting with has been flagged as belonging to a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]


You: 18 you?

Stranger: 56

You: wow young then

You: just how i like em ;)



lol there are some freaks on there

TheMagicTramp
20-06-2009, 06:09 PM
lol omg she wouldn't go on it

Dragorn
20-06-2009, 08:27 PM
lmao:

Stranger: ec?

You: hi

You: im a 40 year old peado

You: where do u live

Stranger: Sweden

You: where in sweden

Stranger: sthlm

You: do you like sex or bum sex

Stranger: eh.. wft? o.O

You: do you like it up the front or back

Stranger: dude, im gay. guess

You: up the front then

hamheyelliot
20-06-2009, 08:47 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 18 m looking to cam

You: and that is when I make my leave :) good day sir.

You have disconnected.
Everyone on there is a little too forward.

Berch
20-06-2009, 08:57 PM
At the bottom of one of my conversations...



:S:S


Now that's bad. Really bad.

Jamesy
20-06-2009, 08:58 PM
Everyone on there is a little too forward.

nah you're just a sexy beast.




I think I've seen this before, I chatted about swimming pools to a norwegian guy.

Chippiewill
20-06-2009, 09:01 PM
You: asl

Stranger: 17/m/london

Stranger: u?

You: So... are you looking for some rhape?

You: If so then give me your address and credit card details

You: 40/m/london

You: Don't want rhape?

You: If so then just the credit card details please



:P <longer>

MrPinkPanther
20-06-2009, 09:12 PM
Stranger: hi

You: hiya

Stranger: how r u?

You: better than u

Stranger: I'm glad to hear that

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Earth

You: you?

Stranger: I'm too!

You: No way!

You: We must live near eachother

Stranger: yeah!

You: Ever heard of Jesus?

Stranger: and I believe we both see the same sun!

Stranger: yeah!

You: OMG I KNOW HIM TOO
Quite exciting really.

iDenning
20-06-2009, 09:15 PM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: Hi there.

Stranger: How's it goin?

You: omg youve been recognized as a sex offender :S

You: explain?

Stranger: lolwut o.o

You: aha

Stranger: I..

Stranger: i..

You: I LOVE CHILDREN

You: nah jkin

You: xD

Stranger: saw a gay porno once. o.o I didn't know it though... the girls never came D:

You: LOL

You: you use habbox?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: wats habbox

You: k lol

You: habbo fansite

You: its mine

Stranger: ah

You: www.habbox.com and www.habboxforum.com

You: i mean, its mint

You: it aint mine lol

You: So hows life?

Stranger: kinda sucks

You: Saw anymore gay pornos recently?

You: And howcome?

Stranger: nah, i was jk'in I don't watch that crap

Stranger: and

Stranger: lots of reasons

You: I know xD

You: Ill give some advice, im very good at it :)

Stranger: o.o

Stranger: first, how bout the basics, asl?

You: 14, male, uk

You: yourself

Stranger: 19 m usa

Stranger: so this advice o.

You: oh cool, usa

Stranger: Yeah, no... it's not that great

You: :P

You: Damn they copy all our TV shows

Stranger: haha

You: Im a celeb USA, zfactor usa, us has talent, american idol.. gosh

You: xD

Stranger: yeah

You: You should come over here :P

You: So, whats wrong then?

Stranger: lots

Stranger: financial problems, girl problems, all that



LOLWUT.

MrPinkPanther
20-06-2009, 09:27 PM
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?

Keep saying that and see what strange responses you get.


Stranger: hi, this is caras mom, cara is mentally retarted. she would like to talk to a nice person.

You: ok...

iDenning
20-06-2009, 09:30 PM
lol there are some freaks on there
LOLLLLL i laughed.

iDenning
20-06-2009, 10:03 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey\

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: Im fine, yourself?

You: Hmm, it just warned me you were a pedofile?

Stranger: Nope, I can't be, for I'm a child myself

You: ok you sure

Stranger: Yep, 04-04-'93

You: So how do you like em'?

Stranger: like who?

You: Your kids

Stranger: What do you mean

You: How do you like them

You: Are you male/female?

Stranger: I'm male

Stranger: how do I like who?

You: It all adds up

Stranger: O'really?

You: How do you like your kids?

You: Horny? Destperate?

You: INNOCENT?

Stranger: what the hell?

Stranger: I think I'm innocent, yes

You: you think..

Stranger: I think so indeed, why wouldn't I be?

You: do you like custardcreams?

Stranger: I don't know

Stranger: I don't even know what a custarcream is tbh

You: Je mapelle Jack, jhabbit birmingham, anglais, et toi?

Stranger: je m'appelle Vincent, j'habite en Haren, en les néerlandais

You: Custard cream is a biscuit

You: ok your better, i admit.

Stranger: hehe ;)

You: i just mess about ni fench lessons

You: in*

You: and english as you can tell

Stranger: same here

Stranger: but my french really suck arse though

You: thats cuz the fench do suck arse

You: What GCSE's are you taking?

Stranger: I'm not taking GCSE's

You: why not?

Stranger: for I'm a Dutchman, we have a different school system here

You: Oh cool, explain

Stranger: Nah

You: kk

You: lol

You: you have msn?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: **********@hotmail.com ([email protected])

Stranger: I'm not on it though, for I'm not at home

You: klkl ill add you :)

You: and okie

You: So hows the ditch country?

You: dutch*

You: typing in the dark is hard

Stranger: Yeah I agree,, I'm not in the dark here though :) lamps and stuff

Stranger: anyways

You: Lol

Stranger: back to your question

You: I just put lamp on

Stranger: The Dutch country is like cool and stuff and I like it

Stranger: it

Stranger: 's

Stranger: a good place to live

Stranger: Have you added my msn by dem way?

You: Sounds good, how long of school do you have to do?

You: and no, ill add it now

You: done

Stranger: I have another 1 week to go ,, like 1 real week, and after that a few semi-schoolweeks

You: klkl

You: so how long in total? its like 19 years in England

Stranger: Oooh op die fiets

Stranger: I don't know how many years

Stranger: it depends on what youre doing

Stranger: If you wanna be like a pro doctor guy, you'll need to study 32 years,, it's ******* sick

You: bloody hell

Stranger: What is your asl by the way if youdont mind me asking

You: 32 years, youll have to retierd the next year

You: im 14

You: male, uk

You: retire*

Stranger: Very interesting

You: not really xD

You: as in, not really interesting.

Stranger: But still, it's like.. quite interesting still though

You: yh

You: So what occupation you want when your older?

Stranger: I wanna be a father

Stranger: and have kids and stuff

You: dont look at me :)

Stranger: ok *looks another way*

You: lmao

Stranger: *looks back at you* ... sooo... what?

You: you sound like a very nice person, Im sure youll find the right girl and have kids one day :)

Stranger: I'm not straight, boy ;)

Stranger: he he he!

You: so how you expecting you have kids?

You: LOL

Stranger: nah, just kidding

Stranger: I'm sure I'll find the right girl

Stranger: I mean, prostitution is legal here

You: ohhh, coming then.

You: So are you gay or not?

Stranger: no, Im not gay , my friend ;)

You: klkl

You: neither am i

You: So, any hobbies?

Stranger: Nah, no hobbies

You: Boring

You: lol

Stranger: you

You: Football?

Stranger: Nah, don't like football

You: Swimming

You: running?

You: sleeping

Stranger: my fave football club is VAKO :)

You: you must have somethign :P

Stranger: I love sleeping yeah

You: something*

You: mine is birmingham city football club

Stranger: And I like deforestation

You: lol

You: sleeping is awesome

You: best part of the day

Stranger: agreed

Stranger: well,

Stranger: I don't like going to bed, but when I wake up, I always wish I could sleep longer, yo0u know what Im saying :)

You: Yeah man, but you gotta get up for school

You: ;[

Stranger: Yeah, dat sucks arse

You: definetly

Stranger: But oh well,

You: what time you have school?

Stranger: 8:25

You: ohhhh

You: we have 8:45

Stranger: yew?

You: finish at 3

Stranger: Oh, we finish at 2:55 averagely

You: nicee

Stranger: Je sais ;)

You: sp you do like 15mins extra

You: and i dont know french, i only knew that sentence and i got it wrong.. lol

You: so*

Stranger: ahh, icy.

You: xD

Stranger: Anyways, you horny?;)

You: Not really, you?

You: lol

Stranger: Me either

Stranger: I'm just f****** bored

Stranger: No wait Im not, Im at a party

Stranger: partying wiv ma homies, ya know

You: Lol

You: im at Jesus' telling poems to eachother, pretty cool.

Stranger: What the ?

You: Jesus

You: the worlds father

You: his good at writing poems

You: Shakespear is also here too, we are making some stories. Im going to be rich

Stranger: im atheist

You: What is that xD

Stranger: someones who's ;o+

Stranger: oops

Stranger: it's someone who does not believe in god

You: oh

You: im one of them too

Stranger: or doesn't have any other belief

Stranger: Nais

You: I just mess

You: lol

Stranger: Shakespeare's a cool guy

You: i dont believe stuff till i see it

Stranger: I met him in the past

Stranger: f***you

You: really?

Long convo .

buttons
20-06-2009, 10:24 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: wats poppin
Stranger: oh dear...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
they aint very friendly

Keri?!
20-06-2009, 10:32 PM
Stranger: hi
You: YO
Stranger: asl?
You: 67 transvestite jamaica
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pffffffsh

TheMagicTramp
20-06-2009, 10:37 PM
These are real people by the way ;)

iDenning
20-06-2009, 10:50 PM
These are real people by the way ;)
omg really

Johno
20-06-2009, 11:26 PM
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to show off her breasts anonymously

You have disconnected.



God, most of the people on this are creeps :(

TheMagicTramp
20-06-2009, 11:32 PM
omg really



yes i asked one of the strangers if they where real or a bot they said real so yeah

iDenning
20-06-2009, 11:34 PM
yes i asked one of the strangers if they where real or a bot they said real so yeah
I was joking xD
And yeah, people on there are messed in the head. The ammount of people ive came across trying to take the micky so they can post on forums.. lol

Tintinnabulate
20-06-2009, 11:43 PM
Omegle is a website used to communicate with random anonymous people across the internet via chat. The site was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro, Vermont, United States and was launched on March 25th, 2009.

Clever boy. A very good site indeed.

and lol at how this ended


Stranger: :)
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
You: u?
Stranger: f
You: age
Stranger: 20
Stranger: u?
You: 18
You: l?
Stranger: ohio
You: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh-hi-yo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

buttons
20-06-2009, 11:52 PM
yes i asked one of the strangers if they where real or a bot they said real so yeah
HE WAS BEIN SARCASTIC LOLOAPLDP:):O:(:eusa_clap:eusa_danc:8:eusa_clap:ro lleyes::rolleyes::D

Stranger: hello stranger
You: no, you're the stranger
Stranger: you got me
Stranger: damn
You: hahha i got u michael jackson!!!!
Stranger: dont tell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh

Jam-ez
20-06-2009, 11:55 PM
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
Stranger: hey
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
You: Hello thar.
Stranger: haha what?
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
You: Wouldn't you?
Stranger: idk?

... It didn't go too well.


You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: 73/unknown/care home
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TheMagicTramp
21-06-2009, 12:01 AM
You: hi
Stranger: Hey, if you're horny please leave
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
Stranger: Uhm, I guess so
You: im horny
Stranger: Bye!
You: but i wont leave
Stranger: Why? I hate horny *******s on this site
Stranger: It's really stupid if you ask me
Stranger: No offense if you are though...
You: i hate you mother ******
Stranger: Ok cool
You: ano
Stranger: Bakit?
Stranger: *****
You: *stabs*
Stranger: Ok ******
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: Ahhhh..
Stranger: What the ****
Stranger: Immature
You: do you want me to leave because im to horny then or what?
You: YES or NO
Stranger: Well, as long as you're not into that cyber ****
You: i was joking im not horny
Stranger: Oh okay then
You: but do you want cam2cam baby
You: ;)
Stranger: Uh, BYE
You: **** off then bye

-longer-

Johno
21-06-2009, 01:29 AM
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: Please wait while we process your IP address

You: YAY

You: what do I win?

Stranger: IP adress confirmed.

Stranger: You will be contacted by your local authorities shortly.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Bleh, those people are so annoying!

culturist
21-06-2009, 02:00 AM
they seem to like disconnecting from the chat :P

hamheyelliot
21-06-2009, 04:03 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai, is there a Peter Walls in your house?
Stranger: yes
You: Dammit, noone waits for teh punchline :( Anyhoo, 14, m, uk.
You: Don't tell me ur 43, f, usa.
Stranger: no
Stranger: 14,m,canada
You: I see, so how are u this fine canadian morning/afternoon? (im not great with timezones)
Stranger: It's midnight
Stranger: i'm fine
You: Ah, 5 am in rainy uk. Canada sounds great, how's the quality tv programming over there?!
Stranger: We mostly watch american TV
You: Aha, FOX and NBC. I wish we had channels with 3 letters. *sigh*.
Stranger: BBC
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think I got owned by a canadian? smartass he was :I

iCicada
21-06-2009, 04:50 AM
Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: ...

Stranger: ..asl?

You: asl?

Stranger: 15.m.china

You: 999.f.france

Stranger: 999?

You: Yeap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Rofl, He got too excited.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: asl

Stranger: 15/f/canada

Stranger: you?

You: 8/m/london

Stranger: o'rly

You: Yes

Stranger: how do you type when that young

You: I am 8 years old

You: Easy

Stranger: i am 12 and what is this?

You: Wha???


You: YOu lied to me :(

You: I lied to you :(

Stranger: you want to see my boobs?

You: I am actualy - Oh Yes I don't sorry

Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.


If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: ?


Stranger: I'm sorry but you have been tracked and located. It is wise for you to please head downstairs of your house

Stranger: we have been tracking you for the past few hours

You: Pfft

You: I don't have a down stairs?

Stranger: you gay?

Stranger: we will come for you

You: 0wNeD Much?

You: I'm not gay

Stranger: then why did you say you don't want to see my boobs

Stranger: definite gay sign there

You: I have boobs

Stranger: man boobs

You: Why do I need to see more ?

Stranger: you should start doing some bench press and dips

You: Pfft

Stranger: and maybe a little cable flys to work the inner chest nicely

Stranger: *****

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TheMagicTramp
21-06-2009, 08:46 AM
You: hi
Stranger: Welcome. I am ChatBot 5000
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i know that one
You: your now going to be called by the FBI
You: *******
Stranger: hahaha
You: Please wait while we process your IP address
Stranger: hello little troll
You: IP adress confirmed.
You: You will be contacted by your local authorities shortly.
You: g'day
Stranger: gday
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: fbi lol
You: **** you
Stranger: **** you too stranger
You: **** your mam
Stranger: shed love it
You: ill shred her down the shreder 1 by 1
You: ;D
Stranger: i have an idea
Stranger: YOU BE MARY JANE
You: a BAD one
Stranger: ILL BE VENOM
You: what we doing
Stranger: cyberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: ewwww no with a ugly mug like you?
You: i don't really want to do role play
Stranger: what do you wanna do then?
You: i don't know what do you want to say nothing stupid like that or maybe we could just erm, erm, erm chat?
You: like normal people do in chat rooms
Stranger: dude
Stranger: so why u trollin me then?
You: its my chat room (well not exactly but you know what i mean) and i want to thats why
You: lets keep this chat going now please
Stranger: for real?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go
You: male or female?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: female
You: 16/M/UK
Stranger: figures
You: your 97/LEZBO/IRAN
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: not hardly
Stranger: well, little troll
Stranger: its been fun
Stranger: get a life
You: yes hardly
Stranger: maybe some friends
You: u get a life *****a
Stranger: so sex
Stranger: a haircut
Stranger: breath fresehener
You: u neeed a fanny
Stranger: and a sense of humous
Stranger: *humour
Stranger: then
Stranger: ull be ok
You: get a fanny *****
Stranger: KTHNXBAI


You: free condom?
Stranger: i dont have any
You: i know but do u want one free?
You: are u there
Stranger: yes im here
You: wake up ******
Stranger: i really have no need for a free condom
You: **** ur girlfriend with it
Stranger: i have no penis, mate
You: so ur a female i guess
Stranger: i guess so
You: im too
You: wats ur msn addy
Stranger: why do you have free condoms?
You: add mine [email protected]
You: im giving them away
Stranger: i don't have msn
You: i knicked them from my local shop
Stranger: why?
You: download it then
You: because im cool
Stranger: i don't want msn
You: y
You: y
You: y
Stranger: i don't know anyone that uses it except for internet creeps
You: come on baby we'll do cam
You: ur the creep im talking to a stranger
Stranger: i don't have a webcam
You: who i don't know
Stranger: im not calling you a creep
You: oh then thats ok then
Stranger: okay!
Stranger: well im gonna go to sleep now
Stranger: good luck with the condoms
Stranger: maybe you should make balloons
You: u live in the uk right
Stranger: no
You: where
Stranger: usa
You: oh good night :)
Stranger: night

really random i felt bored.

Jordan3606
21-06-2009, 10:46 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: consious


You: ...

Stranger: how can i get rid of stress and tiredness?

You: Eat your own ****e

You: It works.

You: Trust me.

Stranger: why

You: I dont know, but it works

You: Try it. If it doesnt work, at least you still get the nice taste

Stranger: thanks

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haha, whoever came up with this site is a genius.

AgnesIO
21-06-2009, 10:51 AM
Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: Good thank

You: asl?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you first

You: 106, female, Afganistan

Stranger: good one

You: I am a mature woman as you can see.

You: You?

Stranger: 18 m seattle

You: Is this a site for erds and loners?

You: *nerds

Stranger: not necisarily

Stranger: its almost 4 in the morning, im just not tired

Stranger: thought i would jump on here and listen to music

You: So you come to talk to strangers daily

You: Aint you cool.

You: What music u like?

Stranger: not really, alternative, trance, new wave

Stranger: listening to the killers as of now

Stranger: yourself

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Sexy :S

Netaxes
21-06-2009, 11:20 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you horny girl?


You: o baby

Stranger: o?

Stranger: from

You: africa

You: u?

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So mean :(

AgnesIO
21-06-2009, 11:30 AM
I havent found any decent people ;(

(E.G. weirdos :P)

rnix
21-06-2009, 11:32 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello (:
Stranger: how are you?
You: good and you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where u from?
You: United Kingdom you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: they don't let me outside
Stranger: what's it like in the UK?
You: It's okay....
You: How come they dont let you out?
Stranger: I START FIRES :D
Stranger: a lot..
Stranger: it's not my fault
You: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: do u think people deserve a second chance?
You: yehh
Stranger: well i started 8 fires
Stranger: what about a nineth chance?
Stranger: O.O
You: possibly
You: :P
Stranger: naww
Stranger: come on
Stranger: are u against me too?
Stranger: i won't
Stranger: honest i won't
You: i think everyone deserves chances
Stranger: thankyou :D
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 15 m ?
Stranger: u?
You: 15 m
Stranger: cool
You: whats your name
Stranger: they call me pyro
Stranger: i like nick :)
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: jayke
Stranger: jaykey
Stranger: got msn?
You: yes
Stranger: prepared to give it to a fool who deserves a tenth chance...?





scared lol









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Stranger: hi:)
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 17 female, usa
Stranger: u?
You: 57 shemale france
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:P

OMGitsHYPE
21-06-2009, 05:02 PM
lool mine was really random and i can now turn back time (: apparently...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Tell me i have a big

Stranger: ****

You: sorry i only tell the truth.

You: hahaha.

You: (:

Stranger: so i dont?

Stranger: WAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: man, reversed smilies are ******ed

You: i am ******ed

You: i put my pantys over my trousers!

Stranger: ah cool another superman

Stranger: or corn cob man

Stranger: or spiderman

You: lollllllll

You: oye im a ******ed spiderman powpow.

Stranger: can you fly around the world and make the time go bakwerdz?

You: if only :(

Stranger: TRY

You: www.virus.com (http://www.virus.com) - free non viruses :S? Lol.

Stranger: yeah

You: i put the time back on my clock does that work!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: it works

Stranger: and if you do it at night you actually turn back years

You: woo it is now 16:30 on my clcok
omgz rly!

You: i can change da world

You: i can stop everything i did wrong in the past!

You: woooooooooooo

Stranger: dont forget ur underwear

You: i won't! i am time man

You: the man who mysteriously turns back time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his legendary partner fish boy who i drowned by accident :(

Stranger: say you were travelling at the speed of light in a car, what would happen if you turned on your headlights

You: shrug!!!!!!!!

Stranger: HA

You: if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it

You: does it make a sound.

You: omg there's danger coming! i g2g save the world using time, FAREWELL! -salutes-

2nd Convo:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: age?

You: 45.

You: you?

Stranger: 13

You: Cool, I'm a transvestite.

Stranger: huh?

You: Look it up on wikipedia, search transvestite.

Stranger: ill brb in a couple mins then

You: I'll help you.

You: "the result of a procedure by which the penis is surgically modified to produce a vagina by means of plastic surgery. "

Stranger: transexual then?

You: If you want to call it that.

Stranger: country?

You: Spain

You: you?

Stranger: USA

You: Wow, think you can import me over there? On a truck, I'll be a good illegal immigrant, I just was on holiday in Mexico.

Stranger: umm...

You: I think I've got swine flu, and because you're a very special friend of mine now, can I give it to you as a present?

Stranger: i cant drive

You: WELL LEARN HOW TO BOY BEFORE I SLAP UR SILLY ASS.

Stranger: i cant, my parents are at work a lot and i dont know where a big enough parking lot is to practice in is

You: Who needs a driving license? Just DRIVE *****.

Stranger: my parents care sucks

Stranger: i think it is about to break

You: Do you want to do me a favour?

Stranger: like what?

You: Go to your kitchen and get some matches, and set fire to your next door neighbours house and blame it on illegal immigrants.

You: And if you have time, grab a knife and chase after cats going "here kitty kitty..."

Stranger: yah, my neighbors are horrible

Stranger: i love cats though

Stranger: and they have dogs

Stranger: so, that wont work

You: Neighbours are only good for sleeping with, and you hate cats now, says me... Well set fire to their dogs testicles and go mental1

Stranger: are you n drugs of some sort?

You: BRB the shows starting, also if you want to know my profession, I'm into seducing young little boys... So long, and nah only ecstacy, farewell.

***** AT MY LAST ONE:

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Stranger: hi

You: VÁGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunny.
21-06-2009, 05:48 PM
Here check this


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You: Hey Male or Female?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male
You: Gdgd im gay
Stranger: OMG!
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syko2006
21-06-2009, 06:27 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey. :)

Stranger: hi

You: ASL?

Stranger: 19 / girl / korea

You: Ah.

You: Cool.

Stranger: u ?

You: I'm 12/Both/Sweden.

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How nice.

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