What am i supposed to do now?

[Jippz]

OMG
I was talking to this girl for months, and i thought i was i in love. She was the sweetest most caring and intelligent person since Jerry Springer. But when we started going out, i realised that one boob was bigger than the other. And what's worse, we got down to doing it, she had a really hairy nipple. I don't know whether i should get past it and love her for what she is, or whether i should end it because i know i'm getting second best

Thanks doods!:D

[GoldenMerc]

tell her to shave her nipple

[Kieeran]

tell her to shave her nipple

best advice possible

[Blinger1]

nibble the hair off when you are being affectionate.

And the best JS episode is when a chick in green is cheating on her boyfriend by being a prostitute and when asked why and how the dude would feel was "but i'm using protection".. turns pout the boyfriend was cheating on her :D!

[Nxrissa]

Just over a hairy nipple lol xo you should get past that tbh and if u ask her to shave you don't know if it's going to affend her or not

[Janet Snakehole]

tell her to shave her nipple

i think you have your answer

[Wayne]

Lmao, if you love her so much and want to be with her, tell her to shave the nipple. :P

[Bef]

id say pluck... shaving nipples could get messy, erlack!

[FlyingJesus]

Generally one is slightly bigger than the other, if it's that noticeable though it's kinda weird, and the hair is dodgy too. Aesthetics matter, tell her to sort it out or she's gone

[Lindsey]

Pmsl !!!!!!!!! ahaa thats the most funny thing ive heard, ;] what i would do is just love her of who she is, not because one boob is bigger then another or that she has a harry nipple

[J0SH]

Wax it for her so it doesn't grow back for a long, long time.

[e5]

lmao this has got to be the funniest thread i've seen in ages.

OMGZ HAIRY NIPPLE :rolleyes:

tell her? :S

[Lindsey]

lmao this has got to be the funniest thread i've seen in ages.

OMGZ HAIRY NIPPLE :rolleyes:

tell her? :S

Ahaa i know ehh, its really funny, no dont tell her... she will be embarressed... dont worry, one day she will see it her self. you really dont need to point it out, it will make her very embarressed. !!!

[Clowgon]

So did you do it then? Did ya?!!! :badgrin:

Who cares if she has a normal nipple? I'm sure you've got a hairy you know what.. but i'm sure she's not complaining!!!

I don't think caveman or cavewoman told each other to sort their hairy stuff..!

If my gf had a hair nipple i really couldn't care, if you love her, you wouldn't care either. Not saying you don't, not trying to be nasty either.. :)

[Jippz]

Thanks guys, turns out she's got a condition called poland's syndrome. So i left her for this dude i know.

[Catchy]

LOL I think I know who he's on about. Glare at Jukes.

[beth]

Pmsl !!!!!!!!! ahaa thats the most funny thing ive heard, ;] what i would do is just love her of who she is, not because one boob is bigger then another or that she has a harry nipple
if this is the funniest thing you've heard, you live a very boring life.

[Clowgon]

Thanks guys, turns out she's got a condition called poland's syndrome. So i left her for this dude i know.

Aww that's pretty sad... :(

"I left her for this dude i know"

What are you... Bi? :P

[Blinger1]

(s)he is transsexual..

[Clowgon]

Erm, ok....

[JACKTARD]

Most girls have one boob bigger than the other

[mike475]

Most girls have one boob bigger than the other
mine does, its a really noticable difference aswell :L

[Jippz]

My deepest apologies, it would seem my friend found out my password.. xD

[Soy]

You remind me of that little fat guy from Shallow Hal, didn't like his model girl freind because she had her second toe bigger than her big toe

[Thrived]

You sound so mean..
so this girl is like everything you want personality-wise
and because of 'boob-related-issues' your tempted to just ditch her cos shes 'SECOND BEST?'

she could get better if thats your reaction!
Most girls have one boob slightly bigger than the other anyway, the hairyness isnt common but you gotta overlook it or as Ed suggested, PLUCK!

[Black_Apalachi]

I was gonn say don't shave - it'll grow back into a beard! :O lol


My deepest apologies, it would seem my friend found out my password.. xD

but LOL OWNED :P.