Would you buy from us?

[Mint]

Me and my friend have bought loads of sun newspapers. In every newspaper you get 2, 2 for 1 tickets for alton towers. So if you and your friend went to alton towers, it would cost you £60 altogether (£30 each). What we want to do is sell the tickets at alton towers for a lot of profit. If you arrived at alton towers with a friend and saw 2 lads who looked around 16 selling 2 for 1 tickets, would you buy of them? We would explain the figures; you buy the 2 for 1 ticket of us for £10, you then use the ticket with your friend and only pay for 1 ticket at the entrance. So you will of spent £40 when it should of cost you £60 (saving you a tenner each). The tickets look official so I doubt you would think they are fake. I have got 66 2 for 1 tickets at the moment, it cost me around £6 and I will be able to sell them all for £660 within 2 hours.

[today]

lmao, nah mate. would just look dodgey.

[Suspective]

No, as said already its dodgy and illegal.

[LoveToStack]

Ye probably if I knew about the sun offer but hadn't taken part in it myself (this would be an unlikely scenario but whatever). A deal is a deal, I wouldn't pay extra for the sake of it.

[Kieeran]

Youd get stopped anyway

[myke]

It's probably illegal to resell them...

[Jackk]

thats like ticket touting, its illegal.

[Mint]

I know its illegal for us to sell them but thats our problem. The people buying our tickets won't be assed as long as they're saving money.

[LoveToStack]

I really don't think they'd call the police, even if they did what the **** would they do? Confiscate the tickets is the worst they could do, if they accused me of doing it I'd just say some guy was paying me to do it and give them an address then swiftly walk away.

[Kyle!]

Yeah people would buy them.

[brandon]

No. I've seen The Real Hustle y'know.

[Mint]

I really don't think they'd call the police, even if they did what the **** would they do? Confiscate the tickets is the worst they could do, if they accused me of doing it I'd just say some guy was paying me to do it and give them an address then swiftly walk away.
They would also take all of our money assuming that we have made it from selling the tickets. My friend is the one that told me about this, he said that he's seen people do it before.

[FlyingJesus]

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[Sammeth.]

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Hey you owe me 8HC. Jokes, I lol'd irl at the above.

[LoveToStack]

Then just hide the money as soon as you get it or have one person carry money, the other tickets. Then exchange the money as appropriate: police come money guy walks away, ticket man lies to policeman shamelessly, happy days.

[Jord]

Nope, Look weird wouldnt it.

[VelvetClover]

I wouldn't buy Alton Towers tickets from two sixteen year old boys no.

[Tintinnabulate]

Two 16 year old kids, never in a life time.

[Ostinato]

those tickets are only valid on certain days

[IceNineKills]

Then just hide the money as soon as you get it or have one person carry money, the other tickets. Then exchange the money as appropriate: police come money guy walks away, ticket man lies to policeman shamelessly, happy days.

yes because they don't have CCTV...

[StickMan]

God... what a shame that you even post this... making something illegal, makes you proud? Like.. make REAL work for money.. not just make some fake tickets and sell them, if you were in Mexico, they would take you to a juvenil jail for about 6 months if you are lucky or 1 year..

Not intend to offend you... dont be stupid...

[Suspective]

Alton Towers would fine you, they need money to pay for the rebuilding of there Station for the Cable Cars since it burnt down.

[Recursion]

The cable car station burned down??? EDIT: That was back in '07... :|!

Anyway, no I wouldn't, who would tbh?

[Nli.]

The cable car station burned down??? EDIT: That was back in '07... :|!

Anyway, no I wouldn't, who would tbh?
There was some sort of fire there the other day, I'm not sure what it was but they may have burnt down... again.

[Skajo]

Alton Towers would fine you, they need money to pay for the rebuilding of there Station for the Cable Cars since it burnt down.
Alton Towers make enough money by ripping off the paying customers anyway.

[DamianLove]

I'm looking to go to Alton Towers within the next month or so and have to pay for around 10 people but I don't think I'd trust two 16 years old hanging round outside.

[Sunny.]

No because you can get 2 for 1 from anyweh, supermarkets, newspapers, schools, online, anyweh.

Ive got around 50 flyer's which are 2 for 1.

[Feep]

I don't see why not. but you would obviously want a profit.

[Wayne]

No lol. Being 16 doesn't help the situation really lol.

[jackass]

For one thing, it's illegal.

And the main reason though, is that ANYONE can get 2 for 1 vouchers for Alton Towers at any time, so the person buying them would be a complete moron.

[Jordan:A]

Arent the tickets worth like 0.0001p if you sell them for money?
It usually says in the small print on the ticket thing

[Suspective]

Good observation Jordan.

[The Professor]

Arent the tickets worth like 0.0001p if you sell them for money?
It usually says in the small print on the ticket thing

I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean "if you sell this illegally you're only allowed to sell it for a fraction of a penny" :P Its the value of the paper and the ink, much in the same way that a 5 pound note is probably only worth a few pennies but represents a fiver.

[Alkaz]

Maybe for £5.

[Swearwolf]

i personally wouldn't

[Metric1]

No, it sounds well dodgy.

[Blinger1]

You could be like "I'LL TELL U A JOKE FOR 10 POUNDS THEN U GET THIS AMAZING 2-FOR-THE-PRICE-OF-1 TICKET TO SEE THE TOWERS"