How many laws have you broken today? [Archive]

GommeInc

08-09-2009, 10:44 PM

I broke a fair few speed limits and I used my phone whilst in a queue of stationary traffic.
Pah, speeding is a constantly broken rule :P That shouldn't count!

clarissa !!

08-09-2009, 10:44 PM

i killed a man

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!.x.FaYe.x.!

08-09-2009, 10:52 PM

- Bought a bottle of Jacques cider :)
- Bought a packet of Malboro lights
- Went over the speed limits
- Used my phone in the car
- Went down a bus lane (if that counts?)

so 5 :)

Meanies

08-09-2009, 11:14 PM

none that i can think of:8

tdi

09-09-2009, 12:00 AM

i did a bit of drug trafficking followed by an hour of fraud and then an evening session of money laundering..

on a positive note though, i went a bit fast, swore at some bloke who cut me up and threw an empty bottle out of the window. :P

The Professor

09-09-2009, 03:53 PM

Erm, littering cos I dropped the packet my sandwich came in. Swearing in a public place, sexual harrasment because i felt my male friend's nipple :P

Jordy

09-09-2009, 04:10 PM

Is swearing in a public place breaking the law, I've never been under the impression it was?

If you're repeatedly swearing at someone I imagine it'd come under some sort of harassment?

No doubt I've done that today but that's probably it.

AlexOC

09-09-2009, 04:10 PM

I threw my Yazoo Milkshake bottle at someone.

=

Common assault
Littering

09-09-2009, 04:14 PM

Im liking this thread, ;) , Should be something that is kept ongoing, yes i can understand alot of liars on here.

Today (so far) None!

But i get my car back tonight so il add one now.

EDIT: Scrap that make it 2, i missed the bin

Immenseman

09-09-2009, 04:17 PM

erm i told a bus driver i had my student card on me to get 1.30 off. when i didn't have it on me, i knew he wouldn't check!i!i!i! dno if that's breaking a law lol. if not, then none :D

buttons

09-09-2009, 04:17 PM

not today but i bought **** yesterday. technically that'd be the shop owners fault for selling an underager though :)

Callum.

09-09-2009, 04:20 PM

none, i abide the law

PaulMacC

09-09-2009, 04:24 PM

I undid my top button today in school, take it in lads :8
Nothing, I dont think.

LoveToStack

09-09-2009, 04:25 PM

Lying about my age so I could get a child's ticket. It wasn't even sly, the guy asked how I old I was and I said 15 to which he replied
When's your birthday?
To which I replied;
Tomorrow.
I just said that to spite him.

Unbilotitled

09-09-2009, 04:31 PM

the medium sized bottols??

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jackass

09-09-2009, 04:32 PM

Dunno, probaly 2 or 3 minor ones.

Hitman

09-09-2009, 04:36 PM

None... I'm a good boy.

efq

09-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Erm, running a red light? JUSTTTTTTT.... I was in a hurry :( -slaps wrist-

Yesterday I also took another lane so I could skip the red light and did a illegal uturn cause the other road is green :D (Only at night and only the odd car about, although it is a big main road leading to highway)

How I did it :D
http://i31.tinypic.com/9bjclx.png

Oh and illegal downloading but thats like breathing for me now lmao.

Cwmbran

09-09-2009, 05:25 PM

Speeding
Illegal downloading.

09-09-2009, 05:26 PM

the medium sized bottols??
Errr What..

Fart

09-09-2009, 05:36 PM

sent in a cfh askin for pizza im bobbaing mad

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Fifteen

09-09-2009, 06:01 PM

I moved a road work barrier so my friend could park her car..don't know if that is again the law..

Black_Apalachi

09-09-2009, 06:26 PM

speeding :eusa_whis

erm i told a bus driver i had my student card on me to get 1.30 off. when i didn't have it on me, i knew he wouldn't check!i!i!i! dno if that's breaking a law lol. if not, then none :D

OMGZ FRAUD! :P

Erm, running a red light? JUSTTTTTTT.... I was in a hurry :( -slaps wrist-

Yesterday I also took another lane so I could skip the red light and did a illegal uturn cause the other road is green :D (Only at night and only the odd car about, although it is a big main road leading to highway)

How I did it :D
http://i31.tinypic.com/9bjclx.png

That's genious.

Caution

09-09-2009, 07:20 PM

I littered, I think that's it. I'm law abiding. ;) (Most of the time)

Hecktix

09-09-2009, 07:22 PM

I have to admit running a red light today.

I was preoccupied by what the hell was on my windscreen and didn't notice the traffic lights had changed.

Caution

09-09-2009, 07:28 PM

I lie, my dog done a **** and I never picked it up haha. I do if there's a chance people might stand in it though, so no worries. :8

UrbanRyan

09-09-2009, 07:30 PM

I don't think I have.

CJW93

09-09-2009, 07:41 PM

Littering

efq

09-09-2009, 07:51 PM

speeding :eusa_whis

OMGZ FRAUD! :P

That's genious.
It is genious considering that traffic like takes about 400 hours!

Naruto!

09-09-2009, 08:02 PM

2 - littered and downloaded music

09-09-2009, 08:37 PM

Downloaded alot today. Didnt get my damn car back yet. no speeding.. yet...

Black_Apalachi

10-09-2009, 12:20 AM

It is genious considering that traffic like takes about 400 hours!

I was out driving today with my mate who has a motorbike and we were at some lights which he said don't even register with bikes, because once he spent 10 minutes waiting at them on red before just getting fed up and going through :P.

Blinger1

10-09-2009, 02:41 AM

I drove while texting, i drove while using electrics (phone/ipod), i drove over the limit, didn't stop at the yellow light... Umm... Downloaded some stuff.

I think that is all so far, now i am off to bed :)

drama

10-09-2009, 10:37 AM

torrenting and buying ****, so two?

Pyroka

10-09-2009, 11:06 AM

I farted and I didn't own up to it, instead I blamed it on someone else.

FlyingJesus

10-09-2009, 11:18 AM

None all I've done today is wake up and have a tug and the curtains were closed so it's ok

10-09-2009, 03:58 PM

No indecent exposure then ;)

Uhhhm what have i done today. I left my sandwich packet on a seat and thats about it! Get the car tonight so +speeding :D

Nuct

10-09-2009, 04:19 PM

One. Apparently sitting on the table during a science experiment is breaking the law :P

10-09-2009, 06:05 PM

One. Apparently sitting on the table during a science experiment is breaking the law :P

NO WAY YOU DIDNT DO THAT?! So lieing! lololol

Finally got to speed. +1 LAW behbeh!

Rozi

10-09-2009, 06:33 PM

I have to admit running a red light today.

I was preoccupied by what the hell was on my windscreen and didn't notice the traffic lights had changed.

I thought you were meant to be a good driver eh? :D

and hum. Probably. Is swearing in public really breaking a law? :S and I swore at someone, so very minor harassment then?

10-09-2009, 06:53 PM

Widescreen in a car? Only in america, Mine wouldnt fit one!

-Heart

10-09-2009, 07:16 PM

*REMOVED*

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Hecktix

10-09-2009, 07:51 PM

I thought you were meant to be a good driver eh? :D

and hum. Probably. Is swearing in public really breaking a law? :S and I swore at someone, so very minor harassment then?

tbh mate i am but my windscreen.

i did tell you cause i felt bad didnt i?

10-09-2009, 08:04 PM

I have to admit running a red light today.

I was preoccupied by what the hell was on my windscreen and didn't notice the traffic lights had changed.

I read that completely wrong. I thought you said Widescreen. I failed. OOPS!

Alkaz

10-09-2009, 08:06 PM

I used my student ID to buy a lottery ticket and the ID I had wasnt sufficient that I was 16+ so thats probably it?

Soy

10-09-2009, 08:07 PM

3 not including descrimination

Jordan:A

10-09-2009, 08:08 PM

None today

iDenning

10-09-2009, 08:24 PM

I mugged an old woman as i needed to ring a taxi and had no credit

Mickword

10-09-2009, 08:48 PM

Today, about 7?

Shockwave.2CC

10-09-2009, 09:18 PM

Glitter

10-09-2009, 09:39 PM

i didn't do anything i shouldnt have today :D

dirrty

10-09-2009, 09:41 PM

None today

But i have broke the speed limit and got caught by a speed camara lol and ive shoplifted twice for my sister ( i stole 2 percies on 2 separate days)(both from Jane Norman lol). But as i've said they were for my sister.

I got them for her birthday lol save spending money lol

I really shouldn't of done it, but it was so easy

I'm NOT lieing
thats not exactly extravagant for someone to be challenging what you said/calling you a liar :S:S

Metric1

10-09-2009, 09:59 PM

SPEEDING.

efq

10-09-2009, 10:25 PM

Lets be honest, we all speed. It's like you go faster everywhere if you can. I was going down a road near my house and I noticed 2 cops on the side of the road (foot patrol) standing which looked like a speed gun/notebook and pen. I am hoping it is a notebook and pen...

They were both woman and chatting... but they did look at me. I just am hoping it was a notepad and they were asking questions around the street :/

Blinger1

11-09-2009, 02:19 AM

****** get off our roads or crash into a wall
Thats why i am in australia ;)

Oh, and not to mention i do this at 2 IN THE MORNING when the streets are dead.. Obviously i don't sms if i am between 2 cars unless its at the lights. Idiot.

I didn't stop at the yellow light because it was 2 in the morning, and I was off to work. And it just turned yellow.

Downloaded stuff = try before i buy

---------------------
Today I was texting and driving for a little, changed a song on my ipod (a few times) which is illegal since it is an electronic device, i was speeding...
I think thats about it for today..

11-09-2009, 03:30 PM

Erm, a few today, Broke the highway codes which is technically a law by not giving way at a roundabout, it was her fault. then speeding obv. God iv been quite good since i made this!

tdi

11-09-2009, 05:52 PM

None today

But i have broke the speed limit and got caught by a speed camara lol and ive shoplifted twice for my sister ( i stole 2 percies on 2 separate days)(both from Jane Norman lol). But as i've said they were for my sister.

I got them for her birthday lol save spending money lol

I really shouldn't of done it, but it was so easy

I'm NOT lieing
oh wow, you're so hard core.. i bet everyone aspires to be a person like you.. you just make me so damn envious!

fyi.. it's spelt 'purse' not 'percie'

You

11-09-2009, 05:58 PM

0 - Done sweet beggar all :P
same, haha.

MizMe93

12-09-2009, 12:30 PM

NONE :)

12-09-2009, 10:06 PM

NONE :)

I gave you Katy perry and 3oh3! link. LIES LIES LIES!!!!

Uhm, speeding and downloading! xx

Grippz

12-09-2009, 10:14 PM

none! :o

Misawa

13-09-2009, 03:08 AM

I breathed.

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13-09-2009, 02:39 PM

Grats on pointless post... HM! today. Parked on double yellows. and speeding. I also forgot to go at a green light, i was looking at the random guy running along in an eskimo suit. Then the cars wernt too happy behind, some bowt 15 y/o kid even gave me a thumbs down. I gave him the finger (A)

Japan

13-09-2009, 03:55 PM

1- I drank a teeny bit of wine yesterday and I'm under the legal age.
2- I said I didn't like Michael Jackson, which is illegal where I live.

Misawa

13-09-2009, 09:08 PM

*Removed*

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Hitman

13-09-2009, 10:27 PM

Erm,p nothing today... as I said, I'm good. o Ah wait, tell a lie, I watched a certain r video that's not for my age group. n

Black_Apalachi

14-09-2009, 11:53 AM

speeding. again. it's impossible not to k?

Kevin

14-09-2009, 12:53 PM

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

played a ripped xbox game
downloaded the bends album
used pirated programs

Black_Apalachi

14-09-2009, 02:28 PM

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

played a ripped xbox game
downloaded the bends album
used pirated programs

thank you for reminding me!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin

14-09-2009, 03:15 PM

thank you for reminding me!!!!!!!!!!!

you like radiohead?

Black_Apalachi

14-09-2009, 03:40 PM

you like radiohead?

i haven't got into them yet but i think i will do :)

i'll be breaking a law soon regarding this post x

iDenning

14-09-2009, 04:05 PM

People are going to break laws now just so they can post it on here lol.

Also, none today xD

14-09-2009, 06:36 PM

Speeding, doing 90 in my little car down to isabellas xD
Um I gave a jackass the finger on the motorway.
Aint downloaded. yet.
And erm thats about it, oh if its illigal to help someone with thier homework, just kill me now! x

Blinger1

15-09-2009, 03:16 AM

People are going to break laws now just so they can post it on here lol.

Also, none today xD
it makes the size of our e-penises increase dramatically..

I think i drove without shoes on (is that illegal here??) :S

VirtualG

15-09-2009, 10:25 AM

Hmm...
Swore in Public
Minor Assault, (got in punch-ups with my mates and losers at school all day, Im feeling it now...)
Something only over 18's should do...
Stole someone elses property (gave it back once I got busted)
Threatened Someone (I needed to know something that they wouldn't tell me)
Indicent Exposure (just jokin on that one)
Just added this edit now, I broke the law so I could ad another, Download music illegally and plagurised. :)
Ummm... Thats all I can think of atm... Ill edit this post If I think of any in the next 15 minutes, but thats all of em, but they are pretty minor. Just being a **** at school really.

15-09-2009, 11:08 AM

"Something only over 18's should do.." Depends where you live!!

Um nothing as of yet! Just woke up. thats an offence to many that are working hard :) lol

Probably end up downloading something throughout the day. Dont think il be going out so no speedy!

15-09-2009, 05:03 PM

Well the way the parents went on, I think iv just broken the law of not doing the dishwasher. they didnt seem too impressed when i said its not safe to sex the dishwasher.