Laxative overdose

[Javascrypt]

Okay, so my friend has taken 75g (5 tablets) of ex-lax. We really dont want to say anything to anyone. *** shall we do? btw. We have school tommorow. :D

[Jackk]

tell him to go to the toilet?

[Kardan]

Stay on the toilet, buy tons of toilet roll and give him some newspapers to read :$

[dirrty]

well you this 'friend' should stay close to a toilet...for a long time...

[Niall!]

Prepare for piles.

[Javascrypt]

How serious is this?

[Kevin]

How serious is this?

this serious

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/poo.jpg

[flatface]

Dangerous as you only pass out what you eat, so after a while it will be just water. That means that your mate will become extremely dehydrated in a short amount of time which is obviously very bad. You also have the normal side effects like a build up of gas in the abdomen etc.

Best advice would be not to over drink, but to drink at a rate that feels best. Oh yeh laxative abuse can cause extreme piles, good luck!!

[Javascrypt]

Dangerous as you only pass out what you eat, so after a while it will be just water. That means that your mate will become extremely dehydrated in a short amount of time which is obviously very bad. You also have the normal side effects like a build up of gas in the abdomen etc.

Best advice would be not to over drink, but to drink at a rate that feels best. Oh yeh laxative abuse can cause extreme piles, good luck!!


Chance of death?

[Middlesbrough]

well you this 'friend' should stay close to a toilet...for a long time...

actually a note - His friend is Mark(not me) and I was amused by this eating of laxatives.

[Stefy09]

Tell your friend to drink lots of water all the time or they will get dehydrated as many serious cases of laxative overdoses are from really bad dehydration which has put them in hospital.

Also tell your friend to prepare for a night of hell. I took a few laxatives once when I saw em in the cupboard and wanted to try them out lol.. ******* hell I had a stomach ache everytime I wasn't on the toilet, you may of seen my pic on ratemypoo.com as top picture?

[Metric1]

Tell your friend to drink lots of water all the time or they will get dehydrated as many serious cases of laxative overdoses are from really bad dehydration which has put them in hospital.

Also tell your friend to prepare for a night of hell. I took a few laxatives once when I saw em in the cupboard and wanted to try them out lol.. ******* hell I had a stomach ache everytime I wasn't on the toilet, you may of seen my pic on ratemypoo.com as top picture?

omg i just looked at that site and puked a lil bit :'(

[flatface]

Chance of death?

well yeh obvi

[9y]

your screwed. Take soft toilet paper or ur gnna be in pain!!

[Laggings]

How did Sir Poopalot work out?

[Jack.Lfc]

http://www.pampers.co.uk/en_GB/proddetail/baby-products/easy-ups-pants/id/3/sectionid/4

[kuzkasate]

this serious

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/poo.jpg

***** soz made me lol irl

Anyway, tell your mate that he/she is an absolute IDIOT. And buy plenty of air freshenerr

[Middlesbrough]

Yeah erm, Mark actually managed to come to school, just go to the toilet alot with our schools piss thin toilet papers.

-Ingoe.

[Xoim]

Chance of death?

Yeah it's one off the top killers in 3rd world countries,
For the fact that you loose liquids instantly and your body can't absorb nutrients,

so if you are malnourished and dehydrated this can lead to death.

Although you can buy stool thickeners which will probably counter the laxatives.

[jackass]

Yeah it's one off the top killers in 3rd world countries,
For the fact that you loose liquids instantly and your body can't absorb nutrients,

so if you are malnourished and dehydrated this can lead to death.

Although you can buy stool thickeners which will probably counter the laxatives.

Having a Laxative overdose is one of the top killers in third world countries?! Christ.

But yeah, in all seriousness, it is pretty serious.

[efq]

Just drink a pint or so of water everytime you go and do what you gotta do. Just keep drinking water to keep your fluids up. Also eat vital nutrients regularly.

[Middlesbrough]

Yeah, the guy was on the toilet most of the school day, its all over now :)

[Shox]

That was a pretty stupid move on his part, what was the point anyways?

[Blinger1]

Don't pornstars take these... Maybe you guys can become some actors ;)?

[jackass]

Don't pornstars take these... Maybe you guys can become some actors ;)?

I'm confused on why on EARTH pornstars would take these...?! :P

[Accipiter]

don't tell him he's confused with viagra, i'll laugh my ******* ass of when i see a thread on him ******** all over his girl friend.

[Kronics]

oooo laxative overdose, nasty...

[JACKTARD]

he/she might lose some weight?

not all bad :P

[Bun]

Don't pornstars take these... Maybe you guys can become some actors ;)?
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Shox]

he/she might lose some weight?

not all bad :P

That's worse, you shouldn't use laxatives to lose weight :P

Ah, well, atleast that's a better excuse. :eusa_danc

[Xoim]

Having a Laxative overdose is one of the top killers in third world countries?! Christ.

But yeah, in all seriousness, it is pretty serious.

No, :L
People in 3rd world countires suffer from diarrhea as a result off there diets
xD
The don't actually sit there and eat laxatives all day... o_o

But yeah xD


don't tell him he's confused with viagra, i'll laugh my ******* ass of when i see a thread on him ******** all over his girl friend.


I'm confused on why on EARTH pornstars would take these...?! :P


Don't pornstars take these... Maybe you guys can become some actors ;)?

No >.<
Pornstars usually gay porn stars, use a thing called an enema, it's basically liquid which is sent up through the anus to flush our the nasties ;L
As you can imagine I said usually gay porn stars, Lol.

and wth viagra!?

Edit: sorry for double post,

Edited by iSarcastix (Trialist Forum Moderator): Posts merged as requested.

[jackass]

No, :L
People in 3rd world countires suffer from diarrhea as a result off there diets
xD
The don't actually sit there and eat laxatives all day... o_o

But yeah xD

I was joking.


No >.<
Pornstars usually gay porn stars, use a thing called an enema, it's basically liquid which is sent up through the anus to flush our the nasties ;L
As you can imagine I said usually gay porn stars, Lol.

and wth viagra!?

Edit: sorry for double post,

Once again, I was being sarcastic.

Dude, read the posts properly! :P

[Xoim]

I was joking.



Once again, I was being sarcastic.

Dude, read the posts properly! :P

It's incredibly hard to interpret sarcasm on the internet now-a-days xD

[jackass]

It's incredibly hard to interpret sarcasm on the internet now-a-days xD

Yeahhh haha, fair enough. :P

[Blinger1]

don't tell him he's confused with viagra, i'll laugh my ******* ass of when i see a thread on him ******** all over his girl friend.
I clearly know the difference.. And LifeAsItIS answered my post i guess...

[BoyBetterKnow]

this serious

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/poo.jpg

killed myself laughing irl.

Yeh ur mad with da laxes. Not amazingly serious.

[GommeInc]

Yeah it's one off the top killers in 3rd world countries,
For the fact that you loose liquids instantly and your body can't absorb nutrients,

so if you are malnourished and dehydrated this can lead to death.

Although you can buy stool thickeners which will probably counter the laxatives.
That won't work, the stool thickeners would come out because of the laxatives, or cause terrible complications. If you did it at the same time, then maybe... It'll be a battle between laxatives and thickeners though :P

[uje]

I had a friend who at a party had a very mean ex girlfriend put laxatives (A LOT) of laxatives in his drinks all night. After that party on the weekend I did not see him for about a week, because he did not poop it out as much, but he pooped it out AND threw up at the same time. Causing his eyes to become bloodshot for a very long time, and him becoming incredibly ill. Also he was under threat of since he was throwing up so much he could have done some internal damage. He had also been heavily dehydrated over the week and had to be constantly watched in the night. And really he was not well at all. Now it might have been the laxatives or it might have been the mixture of alcohol and laxatives, but it sure did a lot of damage to him.

Laxatives are also known for poisoning people when taken too much giving symptoms like cramp, Diarrhoea (clearly), Chest pains, Dizziness, Vomiting, Weakness and drowsiness, dehydration and a few more, if your friend does get any of these I would go see a doctor if I was you, even if its just dehydration because it can and most likely will last a few days.

Also some laxatives contain magnesium, mostly medical though so unless you’re an idiot to steal from a hospital / clinic you will most likely not be harmed by magnesium poisoning, but there is a chance of death with magnesium poisoning and other major illnesses.

Moral of the story? Don’t eat poop pills.