What's the Funniest Thing You've Ever Done?

[ChloeDust]

Lol well... i was at the cinema the other week watching War of the Worlds with my friends lmao and i took my mobile with me and on my samsung it has this loud bee ringtone which is like bzzzz for ages nd it's hilarious and i turned my mobile on during the movie (Don't do this you aint supposed to lol) and played the bee ringtone OMG lmao it was well funny me and my mates were literally peeing ourselfs laughing i thought we were gonna get kicked out, but i kept playing it when people weren't expecting it, it was hilarious and people were like what on earths that :o ='] anyways... you? lol ;l

[Craig]

I hate it when people spoil my time at ze cinema :(

Hmmmm I once stood on 2 skittles(game like bowling) pins and then fell back but not on purpose.My friend was laughing for 10 mins. Or the time that I was a human skittle ball hehe :P

[ChloeDust]

Lol oh and we weren't ruining peoples time at the cinema lol ;S if we were i'm sure someone would have told us to shut up.

[Craig]

goodgood :)

[Kannae]

I fell down the stairs as a kid and it hurt then after I went back to bed my sister was laughing so I asked her what she was laughing at and she said that I shouted 'ow my bum!' I can't even remember saying that. makes me laugh now! XD

[ChloeDust]

Lmao yeh i laugh at things which aint even funny, like when i was younger my sister said to me 'your breath stinks' and i was in stitches for about half an hour LOL.

[Craig]

Oo What happened to Kann reminds me of when I was a youngster.I threw my bros slipper down the stairs cos he annoyed me and he pushed me down.hehe

[Kannae]

Lol! my sister made me drink my own wee when I was 3 XS its disgusting but when I was a baby I went up the stairs to my sister at the top, when I got at the top i fell backwards and my mum blamed my sister for pushing me.
My friend just told me that she wanted to know what it felt like to fall down the stairs so she rolly-pollied down hers. XD silly child

[ChloeDust]

LMAO you drank ya own wee hahaha omg that made me laugh lol i remember when i fell down the stairs once i did like front rollie-pollies down it, then i was like X'[ when i got down the bottom lol

[Kannae]

yeah she never did that again! and the wee thing was disgusting, I can't belive I did it

[WV6]

Lol well... i was at the cinema the other week watching War of the Worlds with my friends lmao and i took my mobile with me and on my samsung it has this loud bee ringtone which is like bzzzz for ages nd it's hilarious and i turned my mobile on during the movie (Don't do this you aint supposed to lol) and played the bee ringtone OMG lmao it was well funny me and my mates were literally peeing ourselfs laughing i thought we were gonna get kicked out, but i kept playing it when people weren't expecting it, it was hilarious and people were like what on earths that :o ='] anyways... you? lol ;l

HAHAHAHAH that's really funny.. :eusa_booh

I dont think that's fair on other people.. Thats just stupid and immature. :eusa_liar

[ChloeDust]

Lmao i ate a bit of soil once x.x cause i didn't know what it was xO

WV i played it for about 10 seconds of the movie, we were mainly watching the film, i'm sure if people were bothered they would have said something and we would of stopped and stop being an old BINT! >;[

[Y!]

I was stonned once and screamed at a pheasant flying away from me! :8

[WV6]

Lol oh and we weren't ruining peoples time at the cinema lol ;S if we were i'm sure someone would have told us to shut up.

I doubt someone is going to shout

" SHUT IT " in the middle of a film..

How can you not know what soil is..

[Y!]

I doubt someone is going to shout

" SHUT IT " in the middle of a film..

How can you not know what soil is..
I have in the past, some people can be really ignorant at cinemas.

[ChloeDust]

Erm WV you're only young once, might as well enjoy it you grandad i mean WV and about the soil thing i was only YOUNG >;[

Edited by jammy06 [Forum Mod] please dont make negative comments.

[Craig]

Specie you wer stoned and you just asked me why get drunk?Hehe and yes I hate these people at ze cinema grrr.Eww drinking wee.Dinner in 2 mins and not a pretty sight in mind

[WV6]

Sthu idiot. First of all, im not an old grandad. Im 14, and that dosent make me old, stupid idiot

[:kader]

I licked the bottom of a wellington boot.

[I am a fish]

I told a joke to couple of people when I was younger to which the answer is 'iced ink' which sounds like 'I stink', People fell for it everytime! It was so funny! :D

[ASHFELT]

The funniest thing ive done is fall off a swing while stood up :D :eusa_danc

[ChloeDust]

Lol haha that's hilarious iced ink ;o

[Georgia]

Lol ashfelt that reminds me
Yesterday cause we finished school at 10 past 12 we got kicked out of everywere we went so we went to this park and i was pushing my mates on this roundabout at my foot got stuck and i fell and hit my back on two poles and ended up on the floor :P

[ASHFELT]

Lol ashfelt that reminds me
Yesterday cause we finished school at 10 past 12 we got kicked out of everywere we went so we went to this park and i was pushing my mates on this roundabout at my foot got stuck and i fell and hit my back on two poles and ended up on the floor :P


lol I fell off a roundabout Cos i was stood on the stool and my mate spun it and I fell on my :rude:

[Georgia]

Luckily there was noone around then but my friend done it before me and she was really embarressed cause loads of lads werre watching lol

[ASHFELT]

Luckily there was noone around then but my friend done it before me and she was really embarressed cause loads of lads werre watching lol

lol :)

[Georgia]

Plus a nother embarresin moment was when i was like 8 or something cant really remember but i was in sainsburys carpark when i thought i seen a girl from my class so i was waving like MAD! And it turned out not ot be the girl from my class just a stranger. My mom said to me whos that and i just said a girl i no

[ASHFELT]

Plus a nother embarresin moment was when i was like 8 or something cant really remember but i was in sainsburys carpark when i thought i seen a girl from my class so i was waving like MAD! And it turned out not ot be the girl from my class just a stranger. My mom said to me whos that and i just said a girl i no

lol I remember on the 2nd to last day in school when I ripped my pants

[Georgia]

Ripped your pants lol how?
Hope you had trousers on!

[ASHFELT]

Ripped your pants lol how?
Hope you had trousers on!

I was in drama playin the part of some hobo who these teens took with them cos the ran away, anyway in the night 1 stood guard an I killed him but during the scene i had to hit him with a fake brick and to add effect we fell down in a struggle but my legs were a bit open and the seem burst A HUGE 6 CM HOLE IN MY PANTS

[Georgia]

I was in drama playin the part of some hobo who these teens took with them cos the ran away, anyway in the night 1 stood guard an I killed him but during the scene i had to hit him with a fake brick and to add effect we fell down in a struggle but my legs were a bit open and the seem burst A HUGE 6 CM HOLE IN MY PANTS

lmao!

[ASHFELT]

lmao!

the problem got worse as the hole grew to 8 cm :eusa_sick
i nearly died

[Metric.]

****. Ok I had this teacher this year and she was a big phyco and I really hated her so one day she made us write a note to her saying how we could improve the class, like everyone wrote there own and me and my friend we were writing a fake one and it said like, You need to calm your *** down and stop being a phyco and you need to stop being such a show off because ha;f the stuff you saw is fake, like you going to science school for 7 years because if that was true you woundn't be a FS/IT sub! You just like graduated like 4 years ago and you allready want to quit and become a social worker! WHY so you can get you're own kids back, OPPS since we are on the subject didn't you leave you're husband and YOUR KIDS for that old man thats old enough to be you're FATHER! Thats really mean and I feel bad for your kids not to mention you're ex-husband atleast he made a stable family life for them. and there was a bit more to it than that. SO we just finished writing our fake note and she came arround and she was collecting/demanding the notes so we were like oh **** white-out the names! so we were white-outing our names and she wanted it and she was like really mad because she couldn't see what we whited out so thought it would be a good idea to read it out to the class! PMSL *****! she was reading it and she just stoped and shes like thats it when she got to the part about her kids, witch was TRUE! Because my uncle is like a realllly good friend with her ex-husband and she had liike no clue who I was so she took us out in the hall and got all mad at us and told me to go back the the projects where I came from. The projects are like these dirty apartment buildings and they are basicly un-finished or falling down and there are like allot of drugs around there. Anyway she called my mom and my mom pulled up to the door in her little Mercedes-Benz convertable and I said, people who live in the projects dont drive Mercedes Benz's and her face turned all red and she looked so embaresed because she knew she did wrong so she gave the note to my mom and she read it and my mom looked pretty mad and the teacher was getting satisfaction from it too untill my mom got half way though it and she BURSED OUT LAUGHING! And the teachers face went beat red and my mom was like "Ashton please dont get the teacher mad, I have better stuff to do than listent to her moan and complain" and then we got in the car and drove home :)

[Georgia]

****. Ok I had this teacher this year and she was a big phyco and I really hated her so one day she made us write a note to her saying how we could improve the class, like everyone wrote there own and me and my friend we were writing a fake one and it said like, You need to calm your *** down and stop being a phyco and you need to stop being such a show off because ha;f the stuff you saw is fake, like you going to science school for 7 years because if that was true you woundn't be a FS/IT sub! You just like graduated like 4 years ago and you allready want to quit and become a social worker! WHY so you can get you're own kids back, OPPS since we are on the subject didn't you leave you're husband and YOUR KIDS for that old man thats old enough to be you're FATHER! Thats really mean and I feel bad for your kids not to mention you're ex-husband atleast he made a stable family life for them. and there was a bit more to it than that. SO we just finished writing our fake note and she came arround and she was collecting/demanding the notes so we were like oh **** white-out the names! so we were white-outing our names and she wanted it and she was like really mad because she couldn't see what we whited out so thought it would be a good idea to read it out to the class! PMSL *****! she was reading it and she just stoped and shes like thats it when she got to the part about her kids, witch was TRUE! Because my uncle is like a realllly good friend with her ex-husband and she had liike no clue who I was so she took us out in the hall and got all mad at us and told me to go back the the projects where I came from. The projects are like these dirty apartment buildings and they are basicly un-finished or falling down and there are like allot of drugs around there. Anyway she called my mom and my mom pulled up to the door in her little Mercedes-Benz convertable and I said, people who live in the projects dont drive Mercedes Benz's and her face turned all red and she looked so embaresed because she knew she did wrong so she gave the note to my mom and she read it and my mom looked pretty mad and the teacher was getting satisfaction from it too untill my mom got half way though it and she BURSED OUT LAUGHING! And the teachers face went beat red and my mom was like "Ashton please dont get the teacher mad, I have better stuff to do than listent to her moan and complain" and then we got in the car and drove home :)

lmao your mom just laughed :O lol

[Anger]

Hmm my funniest thing would be..
A few months ago we were all mucking around on the skateboards and i thought id try running and jumping onto it well i landed on it but it slipped from my feet and i sort landed and knocked myself Out

[Jinxxed]

Probably locking my brother in the shower with his designer clothes on, then spraying deoderant all over him, along with Shampoo, Soap, water and all other sorts of things I could find in the bathroom. When I let him out I said "Clean enough now are ya!?" Becuase my Nan was looking after us she blamed it all on him, pmsl, bless :D

Or when my cousin and I prank called, fancy resturants, and half the nieghbourhood.

Oh and the time where my Mum showed me a film of me when I was three, accidently hitting myself in the face with a sort of pole :p :eusa_shif

[ASHFELT]

Hmm my funniest thing would be..
A few months ago we were all mucking around on the skateboards and i thought id try running and jumping onto it well i landed on it but it slipped from my feet and i sort landed and knocked myself Out

PMSL! that reminds me when i fell down this really big hill on a skateboard by accident and it was full of thorns and mud

[Georgia]

lol talking of getting knocked out...

I pushed this boy down a few stairs messing a round and he laughed i laughed
Then my friend done it no one laughed then some1 else done it the boy wahcked his head off the floor and was knocked out for a bout a minute

[Anger]

Probably locking my brother in the shower with his designer clothes on, then spraying deoderant all over him, along with Shampoo, Soap, water and all other sorts of things I could find in the bathroom. When I let him out I said "Clean enough now are ya!?" Becuase my Nan was looking after us she blamed it all on him, pmsl, bless :D

Or when my cousin and I prank called, fancy resturants, and half the nieghbourhood.

Oh and the time where my Mum showed me a film of me when I was three, accidently hitting myself in the face with a sort of pole :p :eusa_shif
lmao evil :D

[Jinxxed]

lmao evil :D
I know, but evil in a good way.. :D

[Vause]

got thrown out of tescos xD

[ASHFELT]

I know, but evil in a good way.. :D

This thread is commical :lol:

[Jinxxed]

got thrown out of tescos xD
Oh what a rebel, did you try to nick a bit of fruit? :p

[ASHFELT]

Oh what a rebel, did you try to nick a bit of fruit? :p

I think she was stealing bread at a low cost

[Jinxxed]

I think she was stealing bread at a low cost
:o Disgraceful...

[ASHFELT]

:o Disgraceful...

either that or she was enraged with the fact tesco did not lower all its prices on frozen vege

[MYKE!]

Ive realeased a book about it.
Get it now! Only £99.00 :o OMGZ!!!!!

[Absently]

My mums got a rover convertible .the funniest thing i ever did was going in2 a shopping center and my little cousin was with me and she thought it was some1 famous and she dragged me over with her and she was saying o o o plz give me your autograph and the woman was just clueless and my cousin said its for her and i was like wat wat wat and the wonma said who are u? and she said shouldn't u b riting down her name not myn a but the woman said it again so my cousin just went gawd stupid singers .i tryed saying 2 the woman soz but the woman was fuming up with rage coz she didn't hear all of my cousins sentance she thought she said stuid ppl i got so scared and ran off every1 was watching the whole thing my cousin started waving 2 all the ppl looking at us shes younger then me and all i did was put my headin my mums arm

[ASHFELT]

Ive realeased a book about it.
Get it now! Only £99.00 :o OMGZ!!!!!

a book about what. tescos fruit and veg scandal, if soo too late I already did and its a dollar fifty

[MYKE!]

a book about what. tescos fruit and veg scandal, if soo too late I already did and its a dollar fifty

about stuff ive done, the thread kinda gives it away?
What would it be about? Forking about with knifes?

[Vause]

i broke tesco's esculator by kicking it -.-"

[Jinxxed]

Rofl, no way !
Lol, that's just too funny.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ASHFELT]

i broke tesco's esculator by kicking it -.-"

lol you probably hit the emergancy stop butten

[Anger]

Emma how could you ! you rebel :o

[Jinxxed]

lol you probably hit the emergancy stop butten
I've always been tempted to do that :p

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Anyway, enough of Emmas crazy Tesco stories, and back on topic :)

[MYKE!]

Like this

I told you! I was only kicking it because osama was inside!

[ASHFELT]

I've always been tempted to do that :p

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Anyway, enough of Emmas crazy Tesco stories, and back on topic :)

well if u do it again I will rip your feet off :lol:

[Anger]

well if u do it again I will rip your hair off and sell it to old people :lol:
Sorry tempted

[Stareh]

The funniest thing i have ever done is... well it's more embarrasing than funny but now i think about it it is quite funny in anyways. Before our end of year school disco, i went to get my highlightes at this really swanky salon to make me look gorge. Just as the hairdresser finished wrapping my hair with foils the fire alarm started wailing and we all had to rush out onto the street, me in a pink plastic gown with a big shiny metal head. I was freaking out loads about my hair but it got worse, suddenly some of the boys i knew from school came round the corner. I tried to hide behind a old lady with a perm but it was too late. All night at the disco they kept calling me 'Tin Head'. Lol.

[Victimized]

There was this boy at my old school who went to the toilet during lessons and people noticed he had been gone for ages so the teacher asked someone to go and find him. When the boy came back in there was a really horrible smell and it turned out that there was no toilet roll left so he couldn't wipe, he had **** all other his trousers. The boy got sent home early! Lol, and now his nickname is Crusty.

I remember a time when was in hospital after breaking my ankle when a little girl was running down the corridor. She didn't see my foot and she trod on it! I was in so much pain!

[Craig]

lol very funny

[ttranquility.]

haha, :) I was at the PNE in Vancouver and i was on this wicked ride where it shoots you up and then you wait like 2 minutes and then BAM you go down, and i was just getting on the ride and i had this tissue in my pocket, so i used my gum and put it on my shoe, and when i came down it FLEW off of my shoe and it was stuck on someones face, me and my mates started to laugh so hard, it thought i was gonna die :p Then the person was like "psh, nice :\ " haha , it was great :)

[ASHFELT]

haha, :) I was at the PNE in Vancouver and i was on this wicked ride where it shoots you up and then you wait like 2 minutes and then BAM you go down, and i was just getting on the ride and i had this tissue in my pocket, so i used my gum and put it on my shoe, and when i came down it FLEW off of my shoe and it was stuck on someones face, me and my mates started to laugh so hard, it thought i was gonna die :p Then the person was like "psh, nice :\ " haha , it was great :)

lol would be funny if your shoe hit him in the balls

[deltateamaplha]

I hate it when people spoil my time at ze cinema :(

Hmmmm I once stood on 2 skittles(game like bowling) pins and then fell back but not on purpose.My friend was laughing for 10 mins. Or the time that I was a human skittle ball hehe :P
LOL This blonde ned was talking on her phone so the people in the other row got there coke and put it all over her and she was wering white I was pmsl

[ASHFELT]

LOL This blonde ned was talking on her phone so the people in the other row got there coke and put it all over her and she was wering white I was pmsl

lol that was a bit snide tho :lol:

[Craig]

LOL This blonde ned was talking on her phone so the people in the other row got there coke and put it all over her and she was wering white I was pmsl

serves her right for using a fone in the cinema I say ;)