Left 4 Dead 2

[Fez]

Just got my early access demo and baseball bat code from GAME... even though I'm cancelling my order next week :)

Who wants to play it tomorrow? Or next week when it's open to everyone?

I'm rolling with Rochelle and just a frying pan by the way, maybe even just a baseball bat all the way through the demo for the lulz.

[[Chris]]

My code doesnt work :s

Does yours?

OR will they be activated laters on?

[Fez]

They activate tomorrow around lunch time.

[[Chris]]

They activate tomorrow around lunch time.

Ah, Okay then, Well.. Its TODAY now Isnt it?

I might film it and Youtube it? I might do it with you - If you want that is, and im not doing it with IRL friends

[Fez]

Sure dawg, you can invade my zombie genocidal party whenever you want. Be sure to add my gamertag - Bananahs

I really can't wait to get my hands on the melee weapons. 'Specially the chainsaw.

[[Chris]]

Sure dawg, you can invade my zombie genocidal party whenever you want. Be sure to add my gamertag - Bananahs

I really can't wait to get my hands on the melee weapons. 'Specially the chainsaw.

Yo DAWG, I WOULD SO LIEK THAT!

I've added you (Teh Holy One)

Nahh! Fire axe.. Pfft.. Fire axe - Cutting like, 4 heads off a time

And if the baseball bat had references (TF2) That would be AMAZING. Like BONK! and that

[Fez]

Alright dawg.

Baseball bat has the same sound effect as the TF2 version too.

Fire axe? FIRE AXE?! SAVE THAT FOR FIRES, NOT FOR ZOMBIES. NOOB.

[[Chris]]

Alright dawg.

Baseball bat has the same sound effect as the TF2 version too.

Fire axe? FIRE AXE?! SAVE THAT FOR FIRES, NOT FOR ZOMBIES. NOOB.

YES, FIRE AXE! What if you use INCENDIARY AMMO? AND THE ZMBIES ARE ON FIRE. THEN CAN I USE THE AXE?! HUH, HUH?!

Woot, Baseball bat FTW

[Fez]

YOU GOT ME THERE BOY.

BUT WHAT IF THERE'S A TANK, THEN WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU ASK HIM POLITELY TO STOP HITTING YOU.

[[Chris]]

YOU GOT ME THERE BOY.

BUT WHAT IF THERE'S A TANK, THEN WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU ASK HIM POLITELY TO STOP HITTING YOU.

OR, you run? OR you baseball bat it..

Hello Mr tank, Im just trying to escape from this hell hole, All the inhabitants are trying to.. Well.. Kick the S*** out of me, So, i shall be on my way.

[Fez]

None of these things, we file a complaint about him and it goes to the courts. Then we sue him for public indecency.

[[Chris]]

None of these things, we file a complaint about him and it goes to the courts. Then we sue him for public indecency.

Mm, What about the steroid abuse?

[Fez]

That too.

Plus we could also sue him for copyright infringement, he's ripping off this guy,

http://brilliantorstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger.jpg

[[Chris]]

That too.

Plus we could also sue him for copyright infringement, he's ripping off this guy,

http://brilliantorstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger.jpg

*****, Yeah.. Thats SO Copyright Infringement.. Wow, Its like a perfect ingame replica!1

[Fez]

;6121963']*****, Yeah.. Thats SO Copyright Infringement.. Wow, Its like a perfect ingame replica!1
Yeah, except the tank is a vegetarian. You wonder why he never eats or tries to tongue or gropple the survivors? Or vomit all over them? He just beats them to death.

[[Chris]]

Yeah, except the tank is a vegetarian. You wonder why he never eats or tries to tongue or gropple the survivors? Or vomit all over them? He just beats them to death.

Maybe he just likes his human pulverized?

[Fez]

Yuk, pulverised human. I'd rather eat boomer bile.

[[Chris]]

Yuk, pulverised human. I'd rather eat boomer bile.

Depends, It might be like.. That cheeseburger that the tanks eating? (Above)

[Fez]

Oh no, I've tried human. Tastes awful.

Pulverised human is the worst.

[[Chris]]

Oh no, I've tried human. Tastes awful.

Pulverised human is the worst.

Hmm, I may have to try this 'Human' You speak of..

What about the smokers? TOO MANY **** - Can they Get FIRE AXED?

[Fez]

No, what we do with the smokers is give them nicotine patches.

Always works.

[[Chris]]

No, what we do with the smokers is give them nicotine patches.

Always works.

Ah, Yes. VERY good idea.

Hunters, DAMNN They need LESS sugar :S

[Fez]

No they just need an outlet for all their hype and jump. I suggest locking them in a small box.

Boomers are an entirely different story...

[[Chris]]

No they just need an outlet for all their hype and jump. I suggest locking them in a small box.

Boomers are an entirely different story...

DAMN YOU AND YOUR ALTERNATIVES!

Boomers.. Blu Blu BLUGHH

[Fez]

They have dietary dysfunctions, and need to go on a simple diet of less gassy foods.

Maybe even get a girlfriend too.

[[Chris]]

They have dietary dysfunctions, and need to go on a simple diet of less gassy foods.

Maybe even get a girlfriend too.

Damnn, Ms witch might? xD

He needs to eat LESS SPROUTS

[Fez]

Witch is socially inept, needs to be confined to a nice little rehab clinic or something. Meet with her other witch friends and stop moaning.

[[Chris]]

Witch is socially inept, needs to be confined to a nice little rehab clinic or something. Meet with her other witch friends and stop moaning.

She also needs to get them nails trimmed, Damn woman could cause some damage!

[Fez]

I was talking with Bill the other day, he says she's a killer in bed.

Literally.

[[Chris]]

I was talking with Bill the other day, he says she's a killer in bed.

Literally.

Hey! I had Francis blabbing on about Bills past, And his obsession with stairs.. and.. Vests.

[Fez]

Oh I was too busy with Zoey.

If you know what I mean.

[[Chris]]

Oh I was too busy with Zoey.

If you know what I mean.

What, Did she fart in your elevator AGAIN?!