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-x-Kerrianne-x-
24-07-2005, 01:26 PM
I'm sure your all familiar with there once was poems so here are some :)

There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nan took it.

There once was a kettle,
Who loved heavy metal,
When the music was turned on,
He would dance and sing a song,
But to no other music would he settle.

There was an old man of Peru
Who was dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found out it was perfectly true.

There once was a man named Tom
He swallowed an atomic bomb
The doctor said, cough
The darn thing went off
And he went through the world to Hong Kong.

Wayne
24-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Lmao!

Nice. :p

10/10

-x-Kerrianne-x-
24-07-2005, 01:31 PM
Lolumz, thanks hun :)

Jinxxed
24-07-2005, 01:32 PM
I haven't heard them before 9/10 +rep :)

Pelfe
24-07-2005, 01:35 PM
Very Nice Lmao I Read thme to My Bf He Was Phsl It Was Funny 10/10 Love Rach xXx

-x-Kerrianne-x-
24-07-2005, 01:36 PM
I would give you all rep but I cant :(
I need to spread some rep around lol.
i will keep it in mind :)

Absently
24-07-2005, 01:37 PM
hehe so funny 9/10

Pulchritudinous
24-07-2005, 01:43 PM
Lol, the shoe one is best.
I like making limericks up, it's fun.

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