If Footballers had facebook.

[Smits]

Found this and thought it was funny, however, it's a couple of months old so lets see if we can compile a new up-to-date one.


Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
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Craig Bellamy Soccer News Topics has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard Soccer News Topics, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Soccer News Topics Likes This.
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Tomas Rosicky Soccer News Topics is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes Soccer News Topics likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
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Sir Alex Ferguson 's wife is at Aintree

Wayne Rooney just poked Sir Alex Ferguson's wife
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Joeleon Lescott enjoyed his chat with Shaun, Wayne and Gareth

Mark Hughes Likes This
Garry Cook Likes This
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Bobby Zamora rejects Hull

Hull fans like this
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Micheal Johnson is eating a salad and is staying in tonight!

All Man City fans like this
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Chris Hughton hates Joey Barton :@ 10 minutes ago

Joey Barton has been banned on facebook

Ousmane Dabo, Jamie Tandy and 50,000,000 others Like This
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INJURY LAWYERS FOR YOU

Roque Santa Cruz, Michael Owen, Tomas
Rosicky and Owen Hargreaves joined this group
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Sheikh Mansour is going shopping tomorrow

Jolean Lescott likes this
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Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
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Daniel Sturridge is looking forward to playing at Wembley on Saturday - 1 week ago

Daniel Sturridge is looking for a new club - 4 days ago
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So basically, post what any footballer or manager might post on facebook right now.

[Arron]

Chris Kirkland I did play okay - considering I conceded 9 goals!

[Smits]

Chris Kirkland: I did play okay - considering I conceded 9 goals!

Jermain Defoe likes this

[alexxxxx]

ive got a derby player and arsenal player on facebook and it's their real ones.

[Arron]

yer same with me, not sure if they're real. i have:

Alex Ferguson
Nemanje Vidic
John O'Shea
Federico Macheda

[Ardemax]

lmao at them

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Steven Gerrard is going out tonight drinking down a pub with some mates, don't wanna cause trouble like last time

1 hour ago

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Steven Gerrard has just finished helping his son with maths homework took half an hour. lukily he is only in yr 3

2 hours ago

[Bun]

haha lovin' them, 'specially

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Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
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[CHA!NGANG]

Steven Gerrard is going out tonight drinking down a pub with some mates, don't wanna cause trouble like last time

1 hour ago
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Marlon King likes this

[alexxxxx]

haha lovin' them, 'specially

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Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
Graham Poll joined the group 'Yellow cards'
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thats a good one.

has anyone got a video from that?

[Bun]

thats a good one.

has anyone got a video from that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfdTe5Ikyo&feature=fvw

pretty longwinded mind :x

[luce]

yer same with me, not sure if they're real. i have:

Alex Ferguson
Nemanje Vidic
John O'Shea
Federico Macheda

Macheda may be because he is like young and would be into it more keeping in touch with his mates. Just what i think the others could be too.

[Jordy]

Darren Bent has become a fan of Beach Balls

[Ardemax]

Darren Bent has become a fan of Beach Balls

Jose Reina likes this

[Meree.]

The majority are imposters. The way of telling they are real is by going on their official website & it should say.

[AlexOC]

Why are most of them aimed at City :'(

[Ardemax]

Why are most of them aimed at City :'(

Craig Bellamy and Mark Hughes like this

[alexxxxx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfdTe5Ikyo&feature=fvw

pretty longwinded mind :x
hahaha that's classic. when the graphic comes up but he stays on.

[adaym]

Robin Van Persie became a fan of Horse Placenta
Steven Gerrard and Glen Johnson like this.
Eduardo: ewwwwwww lol

Thierry Henry became a fan of Handballs
William Gallas likes this

Thierry Henry is now friends with Martin Hansson

[Bun]

Thierry Henry became a fan of Handballs
William Gallas likes this

Diego Maradonna likes this

[Black_Apalachi]

I HAVE JAY SPEARING LULZ

haha I especially love them all from the injury lawyers down :P.


Darren Bent has become a fan of Beach Balls

Jose Reina 'I wish there was a dislike button..'

[Ardemax]

Alex Ferguson is thinking he needs a new cleaner

[Wig44.]

Alex Ferguson is thinking he needs a new cleaner

Alex Ferguson's Cleaner likes this.

[Black_Apalachi]

Rafael Benitez became a fan of Olympique Lyonnais.



:eusa_pray

[Shockwave.2CC]

'Don't really get this but i'll have a go'


Ian Hume wants to move back and play for Leicester City

1 day ago

[Ardemax]

Rafael Benitez became a fan of Olympique Lyonnais.



:eusa_pray

The Liverpool Squad like this

[Geraint]

Someone made a Cardiff one. It isn't that funny and you probably wouldn't understand it.

[AlexOC]

Someone made a Cardiff one. It isn't that funny and you probably wouldn't understand it.

Say it anyway.

[Black_Apalachi]

Sir Alexander Ferguson became a fan of Wrigley's.

[Smits]

Sir Alexander Ferguson became a fan of Wrigley's.

Roy Keane likes this

Found these two as well:


Steven Gerrard has created a group, “Court, it’s f*cking easy!”

Eric Cantona does not like this

Joey Barton does not like this

And this is quite hars, but funny.


Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G – 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum

[Ardemax]

Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

[Black_Apalachi]

Roy Keane likes this ...

Lol nice one :P.


Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

Fail?

[Soy]

Eduardo is back from injury and on bench sat woop!! :D
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Martin Taylor dislike

[Smits]

Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

Explain this one?

[Browney]

Steven Gerrard isn't looking forward to the Europa League, wharra joke!!! 10 minutes ago
Alex Ferguson likes this
David Moyes likes this

Mascherano has joined the group FC Barcelona 13 minutes ago

Torres will be attending The Europa League 15 minutes ago

[Arron]

Explain this one?

its a group on facebook.

literally hes saying his parents watch him on his computer. implying that he lives with his parents maybe? :P

[Ardemax]

/is childish/a child

so no, it doesn't fail lol

[Black_Apalachi]

Ryan Babel joined the group I Hate Rafael Benitez (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=53667455964&ref=search&sid=859199850.2216506203..1)

-Steven Gerrard: **** off then you're **** anyway you ****
-Javier Mascherano: yes that is right Steven
-Steven Gerrard: and you Masha, thinkin you can hit it from anywhere like me
-David Ngog: oui oui, Javier you greedy. very greedy. not team player. pass more ehh??
-Xavi Alonso: hows it goin boys?! ;)


/is childish/a child

so no, it doesn't fail lol

The fact it had to be explained shows it failed.

[AlexOC]

Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

I Lol'd (Y)

[Mexel]

I Lol'd (Y)

LOL So did i, i seen that group pop up the other day. And HAHAHA At the Marcus Bent one. Boro have him on loan now. Boro are nothing now, may be harsh, but they wont be coming back up. And will be L1 in 3 years.

Andys likes this.


Ngog Cant believe im being called i diver, i blates fell
Steven Gerrard likes this


Roy Keane Get over it!
Thierry Henry likes this


David Beckham become a fan of asthma



Edit - Reading over on these, i agree if anyone says these are not funny. :l lol


Haha just found this one

Peter Crouch is now listed as engaged.

Jermain Defoe: You ugly, lanky streak of piss, how did you get a girl like that?
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Michael Owen became a fan of 'Second Chances'

Joey Barton likes this

Joey Barton became a fan of 'third, fourth, fifth and now sixth chances'
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John Terry fancies a change.

Manchester City like this.

John Terry changed her name to Lucy Smith.

Manchester City Oh

Ashley Cole Likes this
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Mark Hughes added John Terry, Lionel Messi, Joleon Lescott, and Gianluigi Buffon, to his top friends
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Klaas Jan Huntelaar Likes The Look Of London.
Harry Redknapp Likes This.
Klaas Jan Huntelaar Has Just Bought A House In Milan.
Harry Redknapp is no longer a friend of Klaas Jan Huntelaar.
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Arsene Wenger became a fan of "the under 14's international league"

Garry Glitter Likes This
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Benjani added the 'smile when your offside' application
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram (LOL HAHAHAH LOVE IT)

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[Ardemax]

lovin em mexel!
and ye, serg, you were saying? :)

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Frank Lampard just achieved the excellent farmer award on Farmville!

[Bun]

LOL So did i, i seen that group pop up the other day. And HAHAHA At the Marcus Bent one. Boro have him on loan now. Boro are nothing now, may be harsh, but they wont be coming back up. And will be L1 in 3 years.


aww lmao that's cute :).

not going to say anything else cos i really cba with arguing atm, but just let time do it's job yeh? :rolleyes:

[Ardemax]

Steven Gerrard joined the group pub punches

[lBlue]

lovin em mexel!
and ye, serg, you were saying? :)

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Frank Lampard just achieved the excellent farmer award on Farmville!
You're missing the point.

[CHA!NGANG]

Yeah that's what I was thinking lol. The point is to create Facebook status' that are related to both the player and football or something that has to do with there real life, not just random things you'd find on facebook lol.

[Mexel]

aww lmao that's cute :).

not going to say anything else cos i really cba with arguing atm, but just let time do it's job yeh? :rolleyes:
Oki dokey lets. Cardiff will get third promotion place i hope.

[Bun]

Oki dokey lets. Cardiff will get third promotion place i hope.
haha i hope cardiff make it to the prem too, even though they're welsh i have a weird soft spot for them. btw the championship is so tight atm once we have a bit of consistency under strachan we'll be laughing ;).

[Geraint]

you'll be waiting for a long time the lads.

[Mexel]

haha i hope cardiff make it to the prem too, even though they're welsh i have a weird soft spot for them. btw the championship is so tight atm once we have a bit of consistency under strachan we'll be laughing ;).
Anyway its nothing against you i just dont like Boro for some reason. Sorry if i offended you

[AlexOC]

Robin van Persie is not attending The rest of the season

[Jack.Lfc]

Fernando Torres was tagged in a album.

[Ardemax]

Fernando Torres was tagged in a album.

Steven Gerrard: lmao tht woz fun shame benny couldnt come eh

[Black_Apalachi]

Ryan Giggs joined the group I was scoring goals before the Premier League existed!


Robin van Persie is not attending The rest of the season

that made me lol :P

[Ardemax]

Sir Alex "Fergie" » Rafael Benitez

"gg lolol"

Liverpool fans like this