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Jord
27-11-2009, 05:36 PM
The kettle broke the other day, I thought meh.

But its so hard to live without it!

I couldn't have a nice breakfast due to no tea.

mum didnt do shopping and all we had was pot noodles and soup, Couldn't make pot noodles so I had soup for breakfast :(


Ever happened to you?


Edited by Catzsy (Forum Super Moderator): Thread closed as accidentally bumped.

kk.
27-11-2009, 05:40 PM
pot noodle for breakfast. +rep

Black_Apalachi
27-11-2009, 05:51 PM
Don't you have a cooker? lol
We used to even have a kettle that had to be boiled on the hob :P

Alkaz
27-11-2009, 05:54 PM
Exatly, boiling water in a sauce pan would have worked just as much lmao, some people these days - no clue :P

Japan
27-11-2009, 07:34 PM
omg no kettle
no tea
;o

Rozi
27-11-2009, 08:15 PM
dude, totally just boil water like you would if you were boiling pasta or something.

Special
27-11-2009, 08:50 PM
dude, totally just boil water like you would if you were boiling pasta or something.

yeah we established this 3 hours ago

ecstasy
27-11-2009, 09:48 PM
yeah we established this 3 hours ago

*Removed*

soup for breakfast - looool

Edited by Jamesy (Forum Moderator): Please do not be rude in a way that could offend others, thanks.

Jord
28-11-2009, 02:32 AM
Its not the same if you boil it on the cooker..

Kettle - Same heat water.

Cooker - Water raises heat every second - OVER COOKS THEM


Pot noodles - 3 Minutes kettle

How long in cooker?!

People have no clue these days.

Black_Apalachi
28-11-2009, 08:17 AM
Its not the same if you boil it on the cooker..

Kettle - Same heat water.

Cooker - Water raises heat every second - OVER COOKS THEM


Pot noodles - 3 Minutes kettle

How long in cooker?!

People have no clue these days.

What are you on about? :S Boiling water is boiling water. It doesn't give a crap how it's boiled.

Butterfly
28-11-2009, 10:18 AM
You should just be ashamed of yourself.

Jord
28-11-2009, 12:08 PM
Would you cook pasta from kettle water?


Every 3 minutes you would need to change it because it would go luke warm. - Hence not cooking it

It will be UNDERCOOKED.

I Don't want my only food to be over cooker (ON A COOKER x10 Hotter than a kettle...)

kk.
28-11-2009, 03:30 PM
boiling waters boiling water, you would just add it into the pot noodle like a kettle and itll stay the same lol

(and i have cooked past from kettle water, but you obviously have the cooker on too)

syko2006
28-11-2009, 03:54 PM
Hi, today I'll be explaining how to boil water by using a cooker. I'll also be telling you how to use this water to add to pot noodles etc.

Step 1: Get a pan.
Step 2: Fill with water.
Step 3: Turn on hob.
Step 4: Put pan filled with water on hob.
Step 5: Wait untill it gets really hot.
Step 6: Pour water into mug with (depending on how you like your tea) sugar and teabag.
OR: Pour water into pot that pot noodle comes in.
Step 7: Add milk to tea, add sauce packet to pot noodle.
Then enjoy! :D

Thanks for reading, I hope my tutorial has been a big help to all you non kettle users out there! :P

But in all fairness, breakfast just isn't the same without a cup of tea. :( Lol. :D

kk.
28-11-2009, 04:37 PM
oh what why have you quoted me

Jord
28-11-2009, 04:47 PM
boiling waters boiling water, you would just add it into the pot noodle like a kettle and itll stay the same lol

(and i have cooked past from kettle water, but you obviously have the cooker on too)

Pot noodles require the same heat, But on a cooker the heat rises (Over cooking them and making them soggy)


Hi, today I'll be explaining how to boil water by using a cooker. I'll also be telling you how to use this water to add to pot noodles etc.

Step 1: Get a pan.
Step 2: Fill with water.
Step 3: Turn on hob.
Step 4: Put pan filled with water on hob.
Step 5: Wait untill it gets really hot.
Step 6: Pour water into mug with (depending on how you like your tea) sugar and teabag.
OR: Pour water into pot that pot noodle comes in.
Step 7: Add milk to tea, add sauce packet to pot noodle.
Then enjoy! :D

Thanks for reading, I hope my tutorial has been a big help to all you non kettle users out there! :P

But in all fairness, breakfast just isn't the same without a cup of tea. :( Lol. :D

Hi, My name is Jordan. Welcome to my guide on how to have common sence.

1. Pot noodles require the same amount of head for 3 minutes to cook them to perfection.

2. If they are on a cooker the heat is rising each second, there for making them either over cooked or soggy.

3. Pot noodles are Quote fast food unquote, There for making them fast to cook (Hence kettle) Not waiting 5 minutes for the water to heat up then just randomly tasting to see if it is cooked or not.

4. I have tried it in the past when all of our power went out to cook it on the cooker. It tasted vile compared to kettle way of cooking.

Thanks for taking Jordan McLeans quite on how to use common sense

Please take your time to buy our DVD On amazon.


Ciaoss.

Swearwolf
28-11-2009, 04:49 PM
u dont put the pot noodle in the cooker just boil water in pan > pour into pot noodle, slurp pot noodle, clean up etc job done

syko2006
28-11-2009, 05:18 PM
Correct me if I'm misunderstood, but from what you're saying Jordan do you think I mean pour contents of pot noodle into pan with water, then cook?

Cos' I'm talking about heating up water, then putting water into pot noodle. :S

Like this: http://www.uploadpicz.com/images/82How_to_cook_a_pot_nood.png

Also, we are talking about Pot Noodles aren't we?

http://my.frooition.com/09020029/images/PotNoodleCurry.jpg

ecstasy
28-11-2009, 11:37 PM
Correct me if I'm misunderstood, but from what you're saying Jordan do you think I mean pour contents of pot noodle into pan with water, then cook?


LOOOOOOOOL
if he does it'll have made my year

syko2006
28-11-2009, 11:49 PM
LOOOOOOOOL
if he does it'll have made my year

I'll crack up laughing! LOL!

Blinger1
29-11-2009, 02:09 AM
wth is a cooker?
Don't you call it a pot or something

Jord
29-11-2009, 02:27 AM
Correct me if I'm misunderstood, but from what you're saying Jordan do you think I mean pour contents of pot noodle into pan with water, then cook?

Cos' I'm talking about heating up water, then putting water into pot noodle. :S

Like this: http://www.uploadpicz.com/images/82How_to_cook_a_pot_nood.png

Also, we are talking about Pot Noodles aren't we?

http://my.frooition.com/09020029/images/PotNoodleCurry.jpg

Correct me if I am wrong but doesnt cooker's raise in heat?

Kettle - Its hot but you can put your hand in it for a few seconds

Cooker - It raises in heat. There for Over cooking it or making it soggy (I thought i made this clear befor)

If I remember correctly when the water bubbles when on the cooker, not ever has my kettle did that

It is called pot noodles you cook it in the plastic pot it comes in.

Hecktix
29-11-2009, 02:32 AM
Tbh, a stove & a kettle will heat water to the same temperature

They both boil the water.

Water boils at around 100 degrees, if it was anymore the water would just evapourate.

Syko is right, you could heat water in a ban and put it in a pot noodle.

& if the water in your kettle doesnt bubble when its boiled, then you aren't boiling your water because water at boiling point bubbles :P

dirrty
29-11-2009, 02:43 AM
omg common sense really is absent from this thread for some people :l

Jord
29-11-2009, 05:36 AM
Tbh, a stove & a kettle will heat water to the same temperature

They both boil the water.

Water boils at around 100 degrees, if it was anymore the water would just evapourate.

Syko is right, you could heat water in a ban and put it in a pot noodle.

& if the water in your kettle doesnt bubble when its boiled, then you aren't boiling your water because water at boiling point bubbles :P


hence what im saying when you pour water out of a kettle it is out of the heated metal (like a pan) and it is no longer heated, the heat starts dropping,

If its heated on a cooker and in a HOT (Metal) Pan it will stay hot and carry on cooking it

Black_Apalachi
29-11-2009, 09:29 AM
Correct me if I am wrong ...

Okies:


Pot noodles require the same heat, But on a cooker the heat rises (Over cooking them and making them soggy) ...

Jord are you really serious? :S:S:S

OK, when you boil water, it is boiling. Whether you use an electric kettle or a gas flame, once the water reaches 100°C, it is boiling. If using a stove, you will know it is boiling when it begins bubbling and giving off steam.

Right. Are you suggesting you do not even know how to cook a Pot Noodle?! When you have acquired boiling water via any method you choose, pour this water into the Pot Noodle and stir.

Of course the water is going to begin cooling as soon as it is poured... but using a kettle doesn't make water remain at boiling point either :S.

And yes, when you a boil a kettle, it does bubble and give off steam. This is the product of boiling water, it can't be prevented.


... Kettle - Its hot but you can put your hand in it for a few seconds ...

+REP FOR A VIDEO OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

syko2006
29-11-2009, 10:25 AM
Correct me if I am wrong but doesnt cooker's raise in heat?

Kettle - Its hot but you can put your hand in it for a few seconds

Cooker - It raises in heat. There for Over cooking it or making it soggy (I thought i made this clear befor)

If I remember correctly when the water bubbles when on the cooker, not ever has my kettle did that

It is called pot noodles you cook it in the plastic pot it comes in.


*Sigh*

Kettles raise in heat, you don't push the button on an average kettle and BAM, it's at boiling point - just, no.

Your knowledge on cookers is up to date by the looks of things, cookers do tend to rise the heat of things, perhaps water in a pan - same job as a kettle. Maybe the change in the way it's heated is the fact that one has an open flame, and the other is heated by an element. Still, the water heats to 100 degrees doesn't it?

I have no idea what kettle you have, but every kettle should make your water bubble (because that's when it's hit 100 degrees and the water has been successfully boiled ;)).

As for the pot noodle remark, I still do not understand how you can fail to cook a pot noodle, to any specifications. You add hot water; cover the top; leave for 5-10 minutes; open up; stir and done. Where can you possibly go wrong? :S

I hope, (for all things living :rolleyes:) that you get a new kettle, and a stop to this never ending ''how to cook a pot noodle using water from a pan'' discussion can be put in force. I do feel this is getting silly now. If you can't cook a pot noodle without using water from a kettle, I suggest a tin of beans and a spoon - works a treat. ;)

Hecktix
29-11-2009, 11:47 AM
So what if you were using a kettle like this:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5102249/2/istockphoto_5102249-kettle-on-the-stove.jpg

syko2006
29-11-2009, 12:57 PM
So what if you were using a kettle like this:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5102249/2/istockphoto_5102249-kettle-on-the-stove.jpg


Thanks Oli, you pretty much summed up my half of the discussion right there. Haha! :D

Ardemax
29-11-2009, 01:39 PM
water goes into saucepan
saucepan onto stove/cooker
heat for however long you need
add to pot noodle

win

ecstasy
29-11-2009, 01:47 PM
hence what im saying when you pour water out of a kettle it is out of the heated metal (like a pan) and it is no longer heated, the heat starts dropping,

If its heated on a cooker and in a HOT (Metal) Pan it will stay hot and carry on cooking it

you pour the water out of the pan!
you dont put the damn contents of the pot noodle into the pan
its exactly the same as a kettle, you use it to boil the water, then put the boiled water into the pot
now stop with your overcooking remarks, its the same thing - boiled water
jeeeeez

Eoin
29-11-2009, 02:06 PM
Kettle - Its hot but you can put your hand in it for a few seconds

LMAO!!



If I remember correctly when the water bubbles when on the cooker, not ever has my kettle did that

so you had a kettle that didnt boil water LOL.

Mint
30-11-2009, 01:32 AM
This thread is epic! Jordan really should pay more attention in his science classes lol.

syko2006
01-12-2009, 05:57 PM
This thread is epic! Jordan really should pay more attention in his science classes lol.


It doesn't take a scientist to explain to someone that it doesn't matter how you boil water, it still gets hot..:rolleyes:

Black_Apalachi
01-12-2009, 09:50 PM
lol he's too emabarrased to reply :P


So what if you were using a kettle like this:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5102249/2/istockphoto_5102249-kettle-on-the-stove.jpg

metal handle = fail http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs48/f/2009/210/5/a/face_palm_by_Draculasaurus.gif

kk.
02-12-2009, 02:55 PM
lol he's too emabarrased to reply :P


lol srs?

Eoin
02-12-2009, 02:57 PM
this thread could be used in a campaign to tell kids to pay more attention in school!:D

syko2006
08-12-2009, 05:14 PM
This thread seems to have died, perhaps someone aquired a kettle.

kk.
08-12-2009, 05:25 PM
a working kettle*

Black_Apalachi
08-12-2009, 09:14 PM
maybe he got pissed off with us all and decided to take things to a larger scale to prove us all wrong, so he filled the bath to the top with only the hot tapand jumped in :(

Robbie
08-12-2009, 09:19 PM
maybe he got pissed off with us all and decided to take things to a larger scale to prove us all wrong, so he filled the bath to the top with only the hot tapand jumped in :(

wouldn't work sorry, he would go all soggy and be overheated.

ecstasy
08-12-2009, 10:23 PM
maybe he got pissed off with us all and decided to take things to a larger scale to prove us all wrong, so he filled the bath to the top with only the hot tapand jumped in :(

sounds dangerous, because:

ON A COOKER x10 Hotter than a kettle...
so i have no idea how hot boiling water could get in a bath!

Black_Apalachi
08-12-2009, 10:50 PM
lmao and i dunno what would happen if put bubbles in

syko2006
09-12-2009, 03:20 PM
lmao and i dunno what would happen if put bubbles in

They too, would go soggy. :P

Richie
29-05-2010, 12:05 PM
use ur piss or the hot water ou of the boiler


edit: ooops my bad got linked thought it was active


Edited by Catzsy (Forum Super Moderator): Thread closed - accidentally bumped.

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