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Lee
30-11-2009, 07:24 PM
Its happening, its happening! As you may of heard, The Grinch has been stealing characters from our favourite Christmas films, this includes Elf, Christmas Carol, and even Santa Clause! But more importantly, he has stolen Brad from The Four Christmases and we must get him back. After stealing him he has hidden them somewhere, and they can't escape. So we really need your help! So, are you with us?

The plan is to send The Grinch the funniest joke that we can find, then after he starts his uncontrollable laughter, Brad can escape. What I need you to do is to think of the funniest Christmas joke (only one please!) you can, and on the 23rd of December, I will determine which of your Christmas jokes would be the funniest. Make sure you follow the forum rules!

Good Luck.

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Pigperson
10-12-2009, 01:44 PM
Why is Santa Claus so jolly all the time?
Because he knows where all those naughty girls are! ;)

Will :eusa_danc

samantha421
10-12-2009, 03:34 PM
Habbo(x) name: samantha421

My entry

What's the most popular wine at christmas?
I don't like sprouts!

rachies
11-12-2009, 11:14 AM
Habbo Name: rachies
Habbox Name: rachies
My entry: How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year! ;)

xxBbxAlexyxx
13-12-2009, 08:55 PM
Habbo Name: xxBbxAlexyxx
Habbox Name: xxBbxAlexyxx
My entry: What did Adam say before Christmas? It is Christmas, Eve!

EarthWalker96
16-12-2009, 04:58 PM
10: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

9: Christmas trees dont get mad if they catch you cheating,

8: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

6: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck. :werock:

Bentried
16-12-2009, 07:33 PM
Why is Santa Claus extremely good at farming and gardening ?
Because he just always likes to ***, ***, *** !

:eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc :eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc

adzzzz8
17-12-2009, 05:58 PM
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.

As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."

The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here

Gaix
17-12-2009, 06:52 PM
Habbo name: Gaix
Habbox name: Gaix
Why is santas sack so big?
He only comes once a year.

karter
18-12-2009, 10:20 AM
Habbo Name : kartikeya
Habbox Name : kartikeya
My Entry : The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

Circadia
20-12-2009, 05:03 PM
Habbo Name: JustAbii.x
Habbox Name: JustAbii.x
My entry: What did the Bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I'll never part with it !

phoebe
20-12-2009, 10:36 PM
Habbo name: posh-2007
Habbox Name: Phoebe

My Entry:
Why are Santas sacks so big?
Because he only comes once a year

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