What's the biggest lie you've told?

[Immenseman]

Thread title is pretty self explanatory what is the biggest or worst lie that you've ever told? Why did you tell it? Did you get away with it? Did you get exposed as a liar?

[Accipiter]

lying is for cowards, I've told the truth the majority of my life, if i was to lie it would be in a sarcastic tone, your problem if you don't pick up on it. (y)

[colourpot]

i love you.

jokes. erm i dunno tbh, i used to lie alot when i was little so i cant remember but i havnt told a lie in agesss.

[Immenseman]

probably telling someone i love them when i didn't, feel bad but ah well, can't go back now.

[Pix]

i never lie

[Wyked]

no i didnt eat your cookie :l

[Inseriousity.]

"No I did not steal that!" :eusa_whis

edit: No I didn't get away with it, I can't lie to save my life.

[dogboy123]

welllllllllll :8

[Immenseman]

wow, i lie on a daily basis, nothing too major though, you lot are such great examples

edit; LOL ben i wonder ;l :P

[Black_Apalachi]

In year 6 me and this other lad through our milk cartons out the bus window in the way home and when we got in trouble I told my parents I didn't do it. I know this isn't very big, but I consider this as the biggest lie I've told because it was kind of the turning point in that from then on I sort of stopped lying (to my parents at least). And I was really surprised at their reaction because they weren't mad or anything when they found out lol, so it all kind of just stuck with me :P.

[Jordan:A]

I used to lie, dont anymore, but it was when I was in year 6 and hit someone they were like Teacher: "Why did you do it" Me: "I didnt" Teacher: "Everyone say you"

[-Heart]

A small one.

[Gibs960]

I once told the teacher that the dog crapped on my homework, but I just got the sheet and rubbed in mud.... :rolleyes:

[Pyroka]

said i wanted to go to the university im at for legitimate reasons when they wernt, in fact it was the reasons i said it wernt. bad me.

i guess its a lie that can be corrected but nevertheless probs the biggest ive done. lately ive been pretty truthful which is refreshing lol, im feelin alot happier.

oh i did once lie about shoplifting something when i was young, that was pretty bad but i remember it.

[Isolde]

The biggest lie I told was when I was asked if I was lieing and I said no.

[Blinger1]

I can't think of the biggest lie i've told, but one lie i remember was that my dog chewed up a book I borrowed from primary school and mum found it, i said i found it in the bushes near school even though it was borrowed in my name. I kept insisting the dog didn't do it!

[IceNineKills]

im not gay.

[Stefy09]

If I lie then I feel really guilty, even for a smallsmallsmallsmall lie.

But I can lie to my sister cos she is a compulsive lying ***** anyway :)

But in school I lied about homework all the time and once killed off a family friend :(

but otherthan that I don't lie

[Kronics]

I cant remember the last time I lied, or what for! lol

[Bewilcorp]

I told a girl i was gay so she should leave me alone? Not really a big lie but the last lie i told.

[hah]

that i was male

jkes lol, i dont tell major lies only things like "ye you look nice" (to people i dont like init) or "naa i didnt do it" :P

[Hiro]

that i liked someone, when i actually despised them, which resulted in them practically stalking me.

[Nixt]

I told someone I was straight, once. They believed me and left me alone too... bargain.

[leah]

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand :l

[Black_Apalachi]

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand :l

OMG +REP. i was in a fit of laugher even before the police bit!!!! that is the best post ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[LoveToStack]

How was the party?
Oh yeah fine, quite quiet.
*serious alcohol poisioning*

[buttons]

telling people i was a virgin, they never believe me :(:(

[Pyroka]

telling people i was a virgin, they never believe me :(:(

you wonder why.

[leah]

OMG +REP. i was in a fit of laugher even before the police bit!!!! that is the best post ever!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooo :(
they had to interview me and everything, and once i've lied I don't usually go back on it

[Rozi]

when ever I lie it's usually me trying to cover up my laziness. I think I've told some pretty bad ones but nothings ever come of them or I've just admitted I was lying. I can't rly remember.

[nat965]

When i was 5 years old, i said this to my mum: "Those aren't my cookie crumbs". It was a big deal at the time coz I was 5 and wasn't allowed cookies until I'd done my homework, hehe :P

[Immenseman]

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand :l
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

I AM SITTING HERE CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

GREBVJF WFS'ld

[Black_Apalachi]

My reaction was the same :P.


Oh yeah, once me and my brother were playing this game where we were trying to throw some piece of our dad's clothing out the upstairs window and i did it in the end but then our parents walked in and asked who it was and i blamed him lol. i've always felt guilty about that cos he got done well bad!

[leah]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

I AM SITTING HERE CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

GREBVJF WFS'ld


My reaction was the same :P.


Oh yeah, once me and my brother were playing this game where we were trying to throw some piece of our dad's clothing out the upstairs window and i did it in the end but then our parents walked in and asked who it was and i blamed him lol. i've always felt guilty about that cos he got done well bad!
I HATE YOU BOTH LOL :$

[Mitch4?]

I told my friend his boyfriend was cheating on him, so i could get with him.
ahh that was a bad one.

[Immenseman]

I told my friend his boyfriend was cheating on him, so i could get with him.
ahh that was a bad one.
i love your life LOL

[AlexOC]

I went on a dating site once pissing about, and put my nationality as chinese, said that i was 34 and put loads of fake pictures on. Then it got out of hand, this chinese person wouldn't stop pestering me, asking to meet up, and asking me for my number. I told her i was going on vacation for a month, then fled all of my email accounts, msns...

There's one chinese woman out there waiting for her true love to come back.

Oops.

[Mitch4?]

i love your life LOL

when i look back at it, i realise i need to stop. But when i'm there, in the heat of the moment i just want sex. :/ is that bad? pfft.

[Immenseman]

no, it's human.

[Bun]

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand :l
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo :')



erm probs that i rode my bike backwards into a wall which buckled it and messed it up??? my dad made a big deal out of it LOL not saying what actually did happen cos only i know still ;);)

[GommeInc]

I lied about not doing homework mostly, making up terribly poor reasons :8 Nothing recently though, nothing to lie about :/

[TaffTalk]

He ran into my knife... twelve times

[Stefy09]

How many people would say that their biggest lie is saying that they don't lie?