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Lee
09-01-2010, 10:19 PM
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Haha, I have my fair share of jokes, but my favourite type of joke has got to be the Knock Knock joke! Interesting right?


I am so fascinated with knock knock jokes, I would love to hear yours! To enter this competition reply with your favourite knock knock joke.



First Prize: 1 HC Sofa

Charlottay!
10-01-2010, 09:04 PM
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

dogboy123
10-01-2010, 09:08 PM
knock knock
whos there
thers something trickling down my leg, omg ive done a p
thers something trickling down my leg, omg ive done a pwho

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Kronics
10-01-2010, 09:32 PM
Who’s there? Radio Radio Who ? Radio not , here I come!

Mathew
10-01-2010, 09:51 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old Lady
Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Pix
11-01-2010, 01:54 AM
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Big Ish
Big Ish who?
Haha you're homeless.

Blinger1
11-01-2010, 03:38 AM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.




totes lol worthy.

Martin
11-01-2010, 04:17 AM
KNOCK KNOCK

Who's There?

Boo

Boo Who?

Don't cry, its only a joke!

xXiShadowXx
11-01-2010, 07:24 AM
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball!

Jessiie
11-01-2010, 02:31 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

:Donut
11-01-2010, 05:11 PM
Knock Knock
Who's There !?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange You Glad I came? :)

Pigperson
11-01-2010, 06:05 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
All we need is Radio Ga Ga, Radio...
All we need is Radio Ga Ga, Radio who... who?
No :l It's All we need is Radio Ga Ga, Radio Goo Goo, Radio Ga Ga :)

LOL Pretty lame but its a hard competition, they're not that many good original ones lol.

Will :eusa_danc

Typoh
14-01-2010, 11:50 AM
Some users may find this offenceive - if below 16 no looking.

Knock Knock
Whose there!
Howard!
Howard who?
howard you like to suck my balls

karter
14-01-2010, 12:45 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ken
Ken Who?
Ken you tell me any good Knock Knock jokes?

.PureGenius
14-01-2010, 08:21 PM
Habbo name: PureBrain
Habbox name: .PureGenius

A: Knock Knock
B: Who's there?
A: I Dunnop
B: I Dunnop Who?
A: HAHAHA YOU DONE A POO!!!

That was my favourite joke when I was young.

Sharon
14-01-2010, 09:57 PM
Do you remember me?
Yes.
Knock Knock
Whose there?!
I thought you remembered me!
:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap :eusa_clap

befas
15-01-2010, 04:13 PM
knock knock

who's there

Norma lee

Norma lee who ?

Normalee i don't go knocking on doors but do you want to buy some encyclopedias :P

Eoin
15-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Knock knock
whos there?
Amos
amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!

Knock Knock
whos there?
Andy
andy who?
And he bit me again!

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