Valentine Hell! - Ends 10th February

[kuzkasate]

With Valentine's Day soon approaching I got thinking about all those romantic nights I spent with girls in the bedroom the restaurants.

I thought to myself, well what has been my worst one? And I can't really say I had a worst one because they were all, in general, good. So then I thought, well what could be the WORST EVER Valentine's Day. And that's where you guys come in!

All I need you to do is simply write what you think would be the World's Worst Valentine's Day EVER, it needs to be SO bad that it'll be entered into the Guinness World Records! It only needs to be between 1-2 paragraphs, what ever you prefer.

Post your entries below! Good luck.


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[Pigperson]

Dumped. Shot. Stabbed. Hit by a Moth. Hit by a Blimp. Fall off a cliff. See the face the ugliest person on the earth. Robbed. Mugged. Bankrupt. Starving. Thirsty. You have nothing at all and dead.

Will :eusa_danc

[Markeh]

Waking up in the morning, I found my girlfriend gone. Her clothes weren't in the wardrobe, her car was nowhere to be seen, her stuff had gone, and the Valentines Day bear I bought her lay ripped up on the end of the bed, along with the card I had bought. The perfume I had bought had been smashed against the wall, leaving a damp patch dripping down the tired wallpaper of the aging house. As I stepped down the stairs, I saw the sofa, tipped up, resting on the badly mangled TV. My carkeys and wallet were nowhere to be seen.

Walking outside to clear my mind and think about things, I saw the huge graffiti written down the side of my car. "I HATE YOU YOU STUPID MORON" with a... suggestive drawing on the other side. The windows were smashed in and my laptop bag had been stolen. I grabbed my phone out of my pocket to see if there was any explaination. A text flashed up on the screen. The 2 simple words it said broke my heart. "Your dumped"

[Stryderman]

A car accident where your other half died.

Or some accident like this where they die, That would be the worst.

[karter]

When You forcely take out your girlfriend on a long drive , you drive while drinking. She tells you to slow down but you don't and just because of you , your girlfriend dies in an accident :cry:

[jormania]

your in the middle of public u go down on one knee and ask her to marry you she says "no because she is seeing someone else and you are dumped":(

[bkps]

Wake up at 4am having to go to work. Fired from work. Go to the shop to get bf a present and all the shops are closed. Try to order food and they don't deliver. Huge traffic jam. Get home with a ring to propose and your bf is in be with another MAN.
;(

[Feebica]

I woke up on the 14th of February and I knew I was going to have a very special day. My boyfriend lived on the other side of town, and I was due to pop over to his for lunch. So, I pampered myself in the morning, had a professional massager in for a bag massage. I put my make-up on, and the new fabulous outfit he had bought me for my birthday (the week before Valentines day) and I looked great. I went to the hairdressers and got my hair re-coloured and highlighted. I looked FABULOUS.

I drove over to my boyfriends house, with his gift. I had bought him a beautiful ring with Be Mine engraved in the back of it. I couldn't wait to see him, and how thankful he would be for my thoughts. Before I got out of the car, I made sure that I looked satisfying and bubbly. I rang his doorbell, incredibly nervous.

There was no answer. I checked my phone, too make sure that today was the 14th, and I checked the time and I was ontime. I couldn't think why he wasn't answering. I started to get very worried, so I went in the back door.

I walked into his room, and saw him lying on the floor, with blood all over his face and his chest. As I saw this, I fainted from disbelief.

Later that day, I woke up in A&E and then I realised that today had been the worst Valentines day I had ever experienced.

RIP Jack x

** This is not a true story, just one I have made up!

[-Refreshers.]

It was February 14th. i Had just opened my eyes in bed. i tried to reach to my phone to check the time. and i couldnt move my arms. I WAS STRAPPED DOWN, FEET AND ALL! i started struggling to escape from the cuffs. i heard the door open. in walked 2 gangster looking men, holding my fiance up. he had cuts all over his body, and i called 'TROY'! all he could do was groan. his hair and scalp were half shaven and bleeding. his face was all swolen and bruised. he was wearing nothing but boxers and 1 sock. he had been beaten by these beasts :'(
i struggles some more, but one of the men rushed over and started violently kissing me. troy lashed out at the other men to try save me, but the man pulled out a knife and that was the end of troy..
the 2 men violently abused me, physically and mentally. The next thing i remember is waking up in a bush in the local park..

from this day on, i never knew who the 2 men were, and why they destroyed mine and troys' lives. i will never be able to identify them as they were wearing baloclavas. i miss troy so much, i love him and always will do, but 7 years on, i am married and am pregnant :)

R/I/P Troy (L)


made up btw :L ;]