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kuzkasate
01-02-2010, 07:12 PM
As you can almost taste Valentines' Day, I've gone and picked the theme of "Worst Valentines Day" (isn't that so typical of me :D). I remember when I was younger (primary school stuff) we had like these competitions to see who had the best chat up line. Obviously I always won :eusa_danc but now looking back at it, they were all cheesy!

So what I want you to do for THIS competition is to simply post the WORST chat-up line that you have ever heard! And trust me, there are some truly rubbish ones!

Good luck!

1st Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep
2nd Prize: 15 rep


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00146/RSNF2624B_146990a.jpg

Circadia
08-02-2010, 08:35 PM
catch a goat you've pulled :D

Charlottay!
08-02-2010, 09:01 PM
Are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you

Jordan
08-02-2010, 09:05 PM
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

hannah-8909
08-02-2010, 10:09 PM
when god made you he was only showing off :) <- lol realli.

:.dude95.:
09-02-2010, 07:12 AM
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? :P

:.dude95.:
09-02-2010, 07:16 AM
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Don't you know me from somewhere? :D

samantha421
09-02-2010, 08:06 AM
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
;)

Jessie
09-02-2010, 11:13 AM
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
LOL

DoctorET
09-02-2010, 05:03 PM
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Richie
09-02-2010, 09:06 PM
you don't sweat much for a fat bird

Markeh
09-02-2010, 09:55 PM
There's something wrong with my new phone. Your number isn't in it.

Eoin
09-02-2010, 10:10 PM
-shows a toothbrush to girl at bar

'wth is that for??'

'so i dont have to use your dads toothbrush in the morning...im nice like that.'

Pigperson
09-02-2010, 10:41 PM
From that advert:
Catch a goat, you've pulled ;)

Will :eusa_danc

-Refreshers.
09-02-2010, 10:56 PM
Hey hottie! Fancy a drink to cool you down? You're paying ;] (H)

-Refreshers.
09-02-2010, 11:07 PM
Hello hottie *winks*.
Fancy a drink to cool you down?
You're paying ;]

karter
10-02-2010, 12:50 PM
Your father must be a terrorist .. cuz you are a Bomb!!!:P

Pix
11-02-2010, 11:59 PM
I think im in a dream

marine
12-02-2010, 02:02 PM
Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!

bkps
12-02-2010, 04:22 PM
Was your dad a robber? 'Cause you stole my heart :3

dogboy123
12-02-2010, 06:25 PM
There was a star missing from the sky last night. That star was you

Sharon
12-02-2010, 10:26 PM
Is it just me or are you stunning.

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