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Demynx
10-02-2010, 03:12 AM
You are now the ruler of the universe, you have 3 things you can do immediately, anything you desire, what?

Blinger1
10-02-2010, 03:39 AM
Give myself unlimted amounts of cash.
Give myself unlimited wishes.
Make myself the king of the world.

Stryderman
10-02-2010, 03:40 AM
Woman are to live in the kitchen except when bringing food drink and cleaning. [JOKES DNT BE MAD]

5 mill

New car


thts all i want

Black_Apalachi
10-02-2010, 09:39 AM
Are we talking realistically or can we do anything imaginable in the whole universe? Because I would want to know the boundaries of my kingdom :D i.e. is the universe really infinite and what's out there?

As for individual stuff; I would want the winning lottery ticket to the largest lottery prize ever so that as well as buying whatever I want, I could pretty much have an unlimited amount of money to change the world

Jahova
10-02-2010, 11:23 AM
Haha, this thread reminds me of 300, when the hunchback thing turns evil and goes mad for money, women and respect.. Hehe.

http://tomspit.com/longboat/images/1265800911.jpg

dbgtz
10-02-2010, 07:52 PM
The knowledge of everything
A blue police box
A medical degree

Haha but seriously
Time travelling machine
Selena gomez
Fortune

ecstasy
10-02-2010, 09:26 PM
1)Change back to normal
2) -
3) -

Technologic
10-02-2010, 09:31 PM
Awwwww, i wanted to be an instrument for measuring short distances :{

danzooo
11-02-2010, 11:44 AM
-Unlimited money (bank account permenantly at £9,999,999, does not go down)
-A new foglight lens and windscreen for my car (both have cracks)
-My driving license
-One of these:

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/jpg/200808/renault-sport-twingo-3w.jpg

The Don
11-02-2010, 03:43 PM
-Unlimited money (bank account permenantly at £9,999,999, does not go down)
-A new foglight lens and windscreen for my car (both have cracks)
-My driving license
-One of these:



Lifes not a computer game lols there is no money cap, people do have over £9,999,999

Um i would
-wish to become the most powerfull man in the world
-the richest man
-become immortal?

today
11-02-2010, 03:45 PM
Lifes not a computer game lols there is no money cap, people do have over £9,999,999

Um i would
-wish to become the most powerfull man in the world
-the richest man
-become immortal?
LOL, that comment, ledge.
I'll travel to the delta quaduant (sp?)

Black_Apalachi
11-02-2010, 04:52 PM
Lifes not a computer game lols there is no money cap, people do have over £9,999,999 ...

LMAO. If peeps are having unlimited money, it's best do it via a lottery win or something because if the money just appears, it means the currency is worth less than before and if you kept doing it your money wouldn't be worth the paper it's printed on :8

ItsDave
11-02-2010, 08:39 PM
Abolish tax and Government rule and to give maself super awesome super powers... super.

danzooo
11-02-2010, 09:26 PM
Lifes not a computer game lols there is no money cap, people do have over £9,999,999

I am fully aware of this. I think all the nines looks pretty cool though :P

AlexOC
11-02-2010, 09:27 PM
Sex Toy.
Private Room.
10 Minutes.

Mickword
11-02-2010, 09:38 PM
Woman are to live in the kitchen except when bringing food drink and cleaning. [JOKES DNT BE MAD]

5 mill

New car


thts all i want

LOL!

Erm dunno ya know, I know this might sound chessy but, world peace.

ItsDave
11-02-2010, 10:37 PM
Sex Toy.
Private Room.
10 Minutes.

You don't need to be the ruler of the world for that too happen baby.

AlexOC
11-02-2010, 10:44 PM
You don't need to be the ruler of the world for that too happen baby.

Yeh but i'd tell myself i'm the leader during, which is a huge turn on.

scottish
11-02-2010, 10:45 PM
LMAO. If peeps are having unlimited money, it's best do it via a lottery win or something because if the money just appears, it means the currency is worth less than before and if you kept doing it your money wouldn't be worth the paper it's printed on :8

but then people would be afta ya tryna nick ur riches

if you just randomly had the money appear in ur bank and no-one but you knew about it not everyone would think your a infinillionaire until you start buying big stuff :P

I'd want;

Infinite cash in bank
Infinite wishes

dno what else rli, coz cash buys hookers/golddiggers, cars, etc

and with some of the cash i'd make a filming studio thing and re-start the series that abc etc cancel that ones that i like (h)

Black_Apalachi
13-02-2010, 09:58 AM
but then people would be afta ya tryna nick ur riches

if you just randomly had the money appear in ur bank and no-one but you knew about it not everyone would think your a infinillionaire until you start buying big stuff :P ...

Even if we assume the bank wasn't able to see your balance, once you've churned enough money out into circulation it will cause the value of the currency to decrease. The rate at which it does so depends on the rate you are printing the money (which is essentially what you're doing), and we're no doubt talking about big spending here. Hey, I'm not gonna lie; I'm just reiterating what I learned about Germany in GCSE History :P

Inseriousity.
13-02-2010, 11:02 AM
Lifes not a computer game

How do you know ;) When we die, someone might turn off the console (yes I'm joking).

If I was leader of the universe, I'd let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights, wipe out the human race and start all over again. Oh and I'd do this at the end of the Mayan Calendar. :)

Grig
16-02-2010, 01:49 PM
1. Allow myself to do an unlimited amount of this immediatly (if that's allowed)

After that I wouldn't have to do anything further.

Robbinz
16-02-2010, 10:45 PM
money
dont ever die
change my name to the original jesus

Smits
16-02-2010, 10:49 PM
People are saying stupid things.

ie; most powerful man in the world? WHy you already rule the universe....

I'd have to say i'd probably: want immortality want 10 wives, have unlimited money

But theoretically, if you rule the universe, you can pretty much do anything you want anyway.

LoveToStack
16-02-2010, 10:56 PM
I agree, things like "ima win duh lottery, get me sum ca$h" are trivial if you "rule the universe".

-Immortality
-Have a complete understanding of everything (might be a bit boring after a while but you can always spice it up)
-Spacetime manipulation would be good as well I guess.

Black_Apalachi
17-02-2010, 11:01 AM
Never understood why anybody would ever want immortality.

Japan
20-02-2010, 11:55 PM
1- Build a house of Lego and live in it.
2- Send David Cameron, Mariah Carey and the fat girl from High School musical into exile.
3- Give Katie Price breast cancer.

Bun
21-02-2010, 12:23 AM
1- Build a house of Lego and live in it.
2- Send David Cameron, Mariah Carey and the fat girl from High School musical into exile.
3- Give Katie Price breast cancer.
<3 you for that.


i wouldn't wish cancer on anyone but yeah she's a *****.

erm i would make kfc/mcdonalds breakfasts compulsory......

Oleh
21-02-2010, 12:42 AM
id want 3 wishes:

The exact amount of money in my wallet for anything i want to buy
when i age to 24 i cannot age no longer or get killed/die (even if decapitated)
No fatigue so i dont have to sleep,

Black_Apalachi
22-02-2010, 11:41 AM
1- Build a house of Lego and live in it.
2- Send David Cameron, Mariah Carey and the fat girl from High School musical into exile.
3- Give Katie Price breast cancer.

James May tried that and it sort of failed :(

Pyroka
22-02-2010, 04:07 PM
Cure world hunger.
Discover other planets and colonize them.
Buy myself a big plasma telly.

CrazyColaist
22-02-2010, 04:48 PM
no more poverty
unlimited money
legalise cannabis wordwide.

::Art::
22-02-2010, 04:50 PM
I would only want 1 thing.

Unlimited wishes.

Why not lol?

FlyingJesus
22-02-2010, 05:21 PM
-Unlimited money (bank account permenantly at £9,999,999, does not go down)
-A new foglight lens and windscreen for my car (both have cracks)
-My driving license
-One of these:

Ain't that 4 things


Never understood why anybody would ever want immortality.

Enjoy living n ting


Cure world hunger

no more poverty

Gays


I'd only need 1: continuous and maximum euphoria for eternity. I guess maybe have immortality as a 2nd wish if you wanna be pedantic about how that would work but yeah. Total happiness is all anyone can ask for - the only reason people want anything is to make them happy

Hiro
22-02-2010, 06:37 PM
1. Create a cure for Cancer.
2. Create a cure for HIV/AIDs.
3. Change my DNA structure so that I can fly.



-Unlimited money (bank account permenantly at £9,999,999, does not go down)

LOL @ the money cap.
What if you wanted a house that was £10,000,000?

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