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31-07-2005, 10:00 PM
The Michigan Axe Massacre
It was a Friday night and 3 friends were driving in their car, when one of them said "Hey, do you guys wanna go to the site of the Axe Massacre?" The 2 others were excited, so they went along with it. So the boys drove up north some and then stopped at this run down house. They got out of the car and looked around outside. "Do you want to hear the story?" asked one of them. "Yeah!", exclaimed another. "Ok, it all started 15 years ago. There was a family living in this house, and the wife and daughter would go to church every night, but they didn't have a car so they got a ride with the preist that lived down the street. Every night they would come back home later and later. So the husband started thinking that maybe she was having an affair with the preist. This made him furious, so one night after they left, he went into his shed and grabbed an axe and hid behind one of his bushes. About a half an hour later the preist's car pulled up. The preist and the wife got out and they kissed. Suddenly the man jumped out of the bush with the axe and just whacked at them constantly. The daughter had hidden and ran off to get the cops. After tha man did this he realized that he did a horrible thing, so he piled up rocks to form a cross, and layed the bodies across it. Shortly afterward the cops got there, they shot at him and got him in the leg. They had him layed out on a stretcher with a sheet over him, they thought he was dead. A few minutes later a police officer came to examine the body, but it was gone. They searched for weeks, but they never found him." "Oh my god, that's freaky", one of the boys said. "Let's get outta here, this place is creaping me out", so they went back in the car. They tried turning it on, but it wouldn't start. Then, they felt 3 big bangs in the back of the car. They tried starting the car again and it worked this time, they sped off. The next morning they went to a transmission shop to see what was wrong with the car. "What the heck is this?", said the mechanic. There were 3 axe holes in the back off the car. THE END.
It was a Friday night and 3 friends were driving in their car, when one of them said "Hey, do you guys wanna go to the site of the Axe Massacre?" The 2 others were excited, so they went along with it. So the boys drove up north some and then stopped at this run down house. They got out of the car and looked around outside. "Do you want to hear the story?" asked one of them. "Yeah!", exclaimed another. "Ok, it all started 15 years ago. There was a family living in this house, and the wife and daughter would go to church every night, but they didn't have a car so they got a ride with the preist that lived down the street. Every night they would come back home later and later. So the husband started thinking that maybe she was having an affair with the preist. This made him furious, so one night after they left, he went into his shed and grabbed an axe and hid behind one of his bushes. About a half an hour later the preist's car pulled up. The preist and the wife got out and they kissed. Suddenly the man jumped out of the bush with the axe and just whacked at them constantly. The daughter had hidden and ran off to get the cops. After tha man did this he realized that he did a horrible thing, so he piled up rocks to form a cross, and layed the bodies across it. Shortly afterward the cops got there, they shot at him and got him in the leg. They had him layed out on a stretcher with a sheet over him, they thought he was dead. A few minutes later a police officer came to examine the body, but it was gone. They searched for weeks, but they never found him." "Oh my god, that's freaky", one of the boys said. "Let's get outta here, this place is creaping me out", so they went back in the car. They tried turning it on, but it wouldn't start. Then, they felt 3 big bangs in the back of the car. They tried starting the car again and it worked this time, they sped off. The next morning they went to a transmission shop to see what was wrong with the car. "What the heck is this?", said the mechanic. There were 3 axe holes in the back off the car. THE END.