Mans penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

[kuzkasate]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

This part made me lol:
"Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect."

"The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis." Yeah, we know why.

My question is, why would he stick his penis in a metal pipe? He's very lucky not to of had it chopped off. Maybe next time, he wont stick his penis in every hole that he sees.


Edited by Catzsy(Forum Moderator): Moved from 'Current Affairs' to Tabloids'.

[MrGazet]

LOL at that

he'll think twice now before sticking his penis sumwhere randomly

[kuzkasate]

LOL at that

he'll think twice now before sticking his penis sumwhere randomly

Lol, what I REALLY dont understand is why on earth would you do that?
What made him even THINK about it? "Oh, lets see what happens?"

[Pyroka]

i bet he was well panicky in the hospital. can imagine the doctors telling him to pipe down.

hehehe

[AlexOC]

i bet he was well panicky in the hospital. can imagine the doctors telling him to pipe down.

hehehe

:eusa_doh:



ouchy tho! didn't the sparks catch him?

[Eoin]

what a tube! ;)

[Gibs960]

I really hate to the how think **** it got there. :D I wanna know how it actually happened.

[kuzkasate]

I really hate to the how think **** it got there. :D I wanna know how it actually happened.

He's not commenting on how it happened. He probably just stuck his penis in it, got an erection and then he tried pulling and it got stuck.

[Seatherny]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

This part made me lol:
"Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect."

"The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis." Yeah, we know why.

My question is, why would he stick his penis in a metal pipe? He's very lucky not to of had it chopped off. Maybe next time, he wont stick his penis in every hole that he sees.


Edited by Catzsy(Forum Moderator): Moved from 'Current Affairs' to Tabloids'.

Oh my. Must have been so embarassing to have everyone there.

[danzooo]

What an absolute pleb! What was he thinking when he stuck his tackle in a pipe?

[Shockwave.2CC]

I just have to say



Hahahahahaha
why the hell would you put a delicate thing near something like that :)

[luce]

that is hilarious god knows what he was doing with that :P