Britain's Next Top Comic - Ends 20th March

[Grig]

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You know what they say, a laugh a day drives the doctor away! However, sometimes it just brings the doctor closer with some of the incredibly lame comics in the world today.


Now, it is your chance to prove that you can make people worldwide laugh. Imagine, you are applying to Britain's Next Top Comic and you need to pass the initial audition stages with a funny opening line. Make sure that your opening lines are NO more than 2 sentences long.


Reply to this thread to submit your answers.


Prize: 1HC Sofa + 15 Rep

[Fustraton]

erm, well, er, hi.

[lTraditional]

Find a shop selling peanuts? Dont bother buying them, they could be anywhere!

[Samantha]

Hey I'm Samantha, but call me mc-egg... I like eggs.

[jackisback1]

My names Jack, but you can call me, er well, Jack :)

[Angzz00]

Hey did I invite you to my barbecue? THEN WHY YOU UP IN MY GRILL. :)

[Pigperson]

You're probably thinking, from what I look like, "WHAT THE HELL IS TRAMP DOING APPLYING TO BE BRITAIN'S NEXT TOP COMIC AND THINKING HE WILL GET THROUGH. HE HAS NO CHANCE". You are probably thinking that and what I say in response is, you are right.

Will

[Kipp]

I know you want to eat me. I bet you're thinking what i would taste like with tamato sauce on me.

[WolfReaperz]

Oh hey what's that on your shirt? Oh hahah. I made you look.

[.:.C-D.:.]

The Doctor Told Me 5 A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. No Sweetie He Only Said That Because You REALLY Annoy Him.