Some girl

[@K]

Ok, I didn't really know what to put as the title, so I just left it as some girl.

Right, so basically there's this girl I've liked for a while now, same age as me, into the same stuff etc. Recently I've been seeing her more and more, and one time she randomly come out with 'admit you love me', (I know she wasn't meaning LOVE), so I just said 'you admit it first ;) ' (which she eventually did say lol). Now here's the problem, my so called 'best mate' (he's been pissing me off over a lot of thing lately) is constantly trying to flirt with her and follows her around like a fly on ****, even though he know's how I feel about her. He's also fat, ugly, VERY unhygenic (sp) and constantly STINKS. Now for a start I know she likes me and not him, as when we are out at our local and my 'friend' sits next to her and starts speaking to her, she'll come sit and cuddle up next to me and sit chatting to me for hours on end. Also, for the fact that her mum keeps telling me to go round and see this girl, and telling me to go out with her own daughter lol. Yet my problem is how do I tell my mate to basically, back off and stop making a complete and utter pillock of himself?

By the way, don't go thinking I'm immature, young or anything like that because of the things I wrote about my 'mate', it's true and you'd think the same if you met him. I mean he doesnt even brush his teeth :O

[Catzsy]

In one word - yes and also you perhaps should mention he would have a better chance with girls if he cleaned up his act a bit. Obviously it would have to be more diplomatic than that maybe to mention what deodorants, toothpastes you use as a hint. You would be doing him a massive favour in the long run.

[Sharon]

If I were you I'd go out with this girl - Just tell her straight or you could be a bit mysterious saying something like ''Oh remember that time you said to loved me - ily2''

As for your friend tell him that she's just not that into him (sorry bit off but remember that film HES JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU..) and probs get him some deoderant

[@K]

Lol cheers guys, but I've dropped so many hints before it's unreal. I just feel bad because I know it's the way he's been brought up. Plus on the other note, I tried to tell him Friday night, but my mate stopped me and I have a lot of respect for her, but since this thread (haven't been online since ;) ) I've seen the girl's mum a few times and she has constantly dropped hints and such. Saying things like '*** wanted to snog you the other night' etc. Problem is, she's shy and stubborn, and I am also, and like her mum said to me tonight we are both just banging our heads against brick walls. So someone say something that will give me a confidence boost ,lol.

[Blinger1]

YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID IF YOU TELL HER!!

is that a confidence boost ;)? And maybe you should get a few drinks down together and tell her?

[FlyingJesus]

You could always climb in through her window singing Freak Me, that ought to let her know. If that's not your thing just go for a kiss some time when you're alone with her, don't bother asking her out first you can do that immediately afterwards for better effect and it'll make a good story.