[BOYS] Your most painful accident down there?

[HotelUser]

As the title says, what's your most painful experience with an injury relating to, well, down there.

Mine would be when I was playing football, blocking a free-kick and got hammered there with the ball. Atleast our defensive wall had blocked their scoring opportunity, at the expense of my future children :P

[iAdam]

Racing bike, Downhill, car comes out without looking from a side road, I swerve, fall off, frame didn't move away because I had my feet locked in the pedals, instead it jammed itself between my legs. I cried so much.

[Axel]

Trying to do some complex skateboard trick but instead landing on the edge of the skateboard like

:(
-|-
/|\

[kuzkasate]

Slapped. I know it sounds silly but there was this thing one time when a girl "accidentally" she says, slapped them. They ached for ages.

I know a guy, who was riding his bike and crashed into a fence, something happened with them it was very serious. He lost one testicle

[myke]

just reading this thread is painful.

i don't really remember lol :/

[Hecktix]

Wii bowling

[Kieran]

One of my friends sisters kicked him and they got twisted. He had to have an op to have them untwisted.... OUCH :P

[HotelUser]

One of my friends sisters kicked him and they got twisted. He had to have an op to have them untwisted.... OUCH :P

Oh dear god.


Slapped. I know it sounds silly but there was this thing one time when a girl "accidentally" she says, slapped them. They ached for ages.

I know a guy, who was riding his bike and crashed into a fence, something happened with them it was very serious. He lost one testicle

No it doesn't sound silly, it sounds extremely painful.


Trying to do some complex skateboard trick but instead landing on the edge of the skateboard like

:(
-|-
/|\

Ahhhh atleast you can ride a skateboard (a)


Racing bike, Downhill, car comes out without looking from a side road, I swerve, fall off, frame didn't move away because I had my feet locked in the pedals, instead it jammed itself between my legs. I cried so much.

That sounds incredibly painful. I had a friend who had a similar incident which drew blood.


Wii bowling

I'm assuming you don't want to elaborate!

[Swearwolf]

getting them slapped from behind *with clothes on* at a party by a girl. i ran outside screaming and lay in the snow. said girl is now my girlfriend lololol

[Smits]

dog springint dow hill, me not moving, dog hitting me

[Titch]

Racing go kart in wet, lost traction and spun hitting another car, steering collapsed and was wedge full into my privates, took them 10 mins to get me out, it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO painfull

[ChickenFaces]

-Doesn't have balls xD

But i got kicked once in the crotch it isn't pleasant if you're a girl either :/

[Jennic]

I got hammered in the ballz

Edited by Nicola (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post pointlessly

[iAdam]

-Doesn't have balls xD

But i got kicked once in the crotch it isn't pleasant if you're a girl either :/


Trust us, Most painful thing you can do to a male.

Any else get the sensation just after where you can't really feel them? like they're massively cold.

[Hiro]

Taking off a huge amount of skin when zipping up. I usually check to see if it's clear now.

[dbgtz]

Well 2 incidents, one for each "area". The hacky sack was just a basic football to them, v hard and started to tear. The stick I got caught in my zipper, don't ask how but it hurt like hell.

[brandon]

Got hit with a Tennis Ball, hit the spot well I must say.

[FlyingJesus]

*REMOVED*

Edited by Nicola (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post inappropriately

[Casanova]

urm... probably when i was a child, ran over a rose bush and thought it was lower than i was. I tore my thigh apart and cut my testes!
But nothing worse than someone punching them. then you get the rising feeling and then your stomach aches too. Craze that went around my school for like a year... i believe once i left they moved onto nipple twisting. I imagine they're into full blown sexual assault with the rate of acceleration!

[Firehorse]

Now this video isn't of me personally, but i've been hit down there with high speed tennis balls etc.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_w0UhFE70

[Meanies]

when i was like 10 riding my bike along and looked behind to see where my brother was, hello lampost. me and the bike were like wrapped around it and it hurt. but icepops made it all better

most recently would be playing with the dog and hitting my thighs with hands and hitting a ball by accident. ouch i must say

[::Art::]

Proba me playing that game where you take turns kicking each other down there. Shouldn't have played with a 26 year old :l

[-:Undertaker:-]

My mates brother trippd me up and somehow (dont know how) I landed on it/them and oh my god was that bad, thats only time really when I wore boxers because obviously with them they are in danger at all times. :P

[ecstasy]

tennis ball at high speed. hurt like hell, then i was alright, then started aching. god it was awful
narrowly missed a cricket ball, i was like (h)(h)(h)

[Describe]

I remember I was playing football with friends in primary school. I went in for a sliding tackle but as I did I caught my mate Shaun's leg and he fell down ontop of me. His knee collapsed straight into that very area and the pain was horrifying. I was alright a few days later though!

[AndyDude312]

Only today; I entered the science lab and as always, I dropped the chair down in front of me off the table (I like it because it has a mild fit when it hits the ground and just goes anywhere). However, today that chair was heading in just one direction: straight for the jewels. :S

[Jordy]

I was about 13 at the time, I was belaying for someone rock climbing and lowering them down from the wall. I hadn't put on the harness properly and the person was far too heavy for me, so I had someone's entire weight resting on one testicle for a good few minutes. I was in so much agony and surrounded by all these girls who couldn't understand the fuss, they won't be laughing when they're giving birth mind you.

[Wig44.]

I was about 13 at the time, I was belaying for someone rock climbing and lowering them down from the wall. I hadn't put on the harness properly and the person was far too heavy for me, so I had someone's entire weight resting on one testicle for a good few minutes. I was in so much agony and surrounded by all these girls who couldn't understand the fuss, they won't be laughing when they're giving birth mind you.

I've had the same thing! I was 10 st at the time and the person coming back down the wall was 17stone. It reminded me of where people put grapes in a bucket and stamp on them.

[HotelUser]

tennis ball at high speed. hurt like hell, then i was alright, then started aching. god it was awful
narrowly missed a cricket ball, i was like (h)(h)(h)

That would be the worst, because of the size.

[Oleh]

18 frozen paintballs directly on my helmet

[Pyroka]

Cricket ball.

[PaulMacC]

When I was around 10-13 years old I was in the playground. There was a pole in which you could climb up as it had little steps on the left and right of it. I was climbing up it and fell, my balls landed right on one of the poles. I fell back and blacked out for a bit. Woke up and was sore as hell, ran home, cried.

[Richie]

was having a piss but i sneezed and held my nose

[Stryderman]

When me piercin caught durin sex, Was agony

[Judas]

once when i was v little like 3 or whatever when i was just tall enough to stand for the toilet :8 and i had the thing resting on side then the seat fell down and i was like :O:O:O and i was peeing blood omg it was terrible

and ive also expirienced the wrath of the zip once or twice :(

[JustinBieber]

About 2 yrs ago I fell full force onto a hard metal pole, and I had several other accidents too such as being kicked in the nuts by my older sibling. Afterwards my voice became higher in pitch and all the girls like me now. Too bad I sacrificed my manlyhood for fame!

Tx. JB! xoxo

[cocaine]

probably playing tennis for my old club
and when you're against people with a 70mph serve.... oww :(


About 2 yrs ago I fell full force onto a hard metal pole, and I had several other accidents too such as being kicked in the nuts by my older sibling. Afterwards my voice became higher in pitch and all the girls like me now. Too bad I sacrificed my manlyhood for fame!

Tx. JB! xoxo

i love you for your mockery yet despise you at the same time for making a new acc. to post here

[Blinger1]

Slapped. I know it sounds silly but there was this thing one time when a girl "accidentally" she says, slapped them. They ached for ages.

I know a guy, who was riding his bike and crashed into a fence, something happened with them it was very serious. He lost one testicle
blinger feels for him... ;)

Hmm, the worst accident i've done.. Can't say really, being like that guy its rare to get hit.

[AlexOC]

Once i tied my scooter to my mates bike, and my mate rode his bike and i was like woooooohhh on my scooter behind him. The scooter hit a grid and i flung forward, i hit my things directly on a curb, i was crying and had to be carried home. The curb also hit me in the chest and just above the groin, it kind of made a lump just above my area and i had to go to the hospital.

:(

[J0SH]

*Removed*


Edited by Catzsy (Forum Moderator): Please do not make inappropriate remarks.

[gangstaagent1]

We was in the cafeteria at school, and I was laying down on the ground (Stupid me) Then my friend came over to talk to me, and my other friend pushed her and she stepped on them, couldn't feel them for a while :(

[HotelUser]

We was in the cafeteria at school, and I was laying down on the ground (Stupid me) Then my friend came over to talk to me, and my other friend pushed her and she stepped on them, couldn't feel them for a while :(

Jesus, that sounds painful.

[gangstaagent1]

t'was David. :(

[CJW93]

Cricket Ball, that is all you need to know

[Recursion]

I haven't had the misfortune to have anything bad happen down there!!

[Blinger$]

We was in the cafeteria at school, and I was laying down on the ground (Stupid me) Then my friend came over to talk to me, and my other friend pushed her and she stepped on them, couldn't feel them for a while :(
what is wrong with your friend!?