Good English -> bad inglish Converter

[Apolva]

No idea what possessed me to make this...

http://apolva.co.cc/other/badenglish/

For example,

Unbuffered memory is memory where the memory controller module drives the memory directly, instead of using a store-and-forward system like registered memory.

becomes

unbufforeed memerie is memerie where te memerie controllur modyule drives te memerie direktly. instead of usin a stor-and-forewood systerm like registord memery.

Thread closed by Trinity (Forum Moderator): Due to bump.

[Swastika]

Thats boring.
You should've made it from like "propper English" to "common English".

"I am going to eat my meal" = "Gonna go scran this grub man".
Something like that would've been funnier :P

[AlexOC]

Scran dosen't mean eat you *REMOVED*

It means Food.

'Gonna go get some scran'

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[AgnesIO]

Should of done bad english to good english.

That way I could understand some people.

[Smits]

Should of done old english to new english

[Meanies]

shouldve done chinese to english
might be able to know what some of the people at work are asking then

[lTraditional]

shouldve done chinese to english
might be able to know what some of the people at work are asking then

Theirs always Google Translater!

On topic: Yeah, quite good but Perfect to common would be funnier i agree with others!

[Tintinnabulate]

Good English:
I love Alkaz

Bad English:
i lov alkaz

Should it not be "luv"?

[Pyroka]

Shouldve done english to english

[Apolva]

Should it not be "luv"?

Fixed :)

[Swastika]

Maybe where your from aye, can use it as both here.
And did you call me something there?


Scran dosen't mean eat you *REMOVED*

It means Food.

'Gonna go get some scran'

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[Jorc]

You need to add a lot more vocab, but its pretty cool. Like How are you - How u is

[cocaine]

should have done english to polish, i'm needing it more everyday here

[Swastika]

should have done english to polish, i'm needing it more everyday here
hahahahaaa!
yeah, do english to polish, half of the uk would be on your site.

[Richie]

I think its a good idea, fair play.

[Verrou]

some should be sum.

[Apolva]

Thanks for the replies

I'm also adding these new rules to the list of the replacements, thanks :)

[William93]

Apologise for the bump, but I think this is very good. As part of an assignment I had to proof read my own work but because my spelling and whatnot was always spot on, I never had any errors - so had to make those errors up. Something like this would've come in handy!