My English lecturer is a former Mr. Scotland!

[Describe]

That's right, I thought you would like to know.

He is a down to earth bloke but four months into my course I'm still scared to pass a sarcastic remark incase he squashes me like a bug. I feel so pathetic being in the same class as him because he's like ten times the size of me in muscle and jawline. All the questions have been asked by the girls in the class that you would ask a "Mr. Country" such as; "Have you taken steriods?" No. "Are you gay?" No. "Do you have a girlfriend?" No. "Is that your Nissan Micra outside" ..yes.

Either way, I wouldn't mind being his build. I'm actually jealous of the guy.

[Smits]

Good for him?

[Describe]

Good for him?
IKR? It's brilliant for him!

It just isn't so good sitting in a class full of girls who ask the most ridiculous questions simply because of him.

[Smits]

Then go to the gym.

befriend him get advice.

[Describe]

Then go to the gym.

befriend him get advice.
He was giving eating advice to two girls today and I'm telling you now, that guy should write for 'Womans Own' or something.

I just find it hilarious to see him squeezing to fit in and out of a Nissan Micra.

[Jorc]

lol, what a wonderful accomplishment.

[Describe]

lol, what a wonderful accomplishment.
Not many people can say that they have learned to improve their English language skills from a guy who can crush a human skull!

[Smits]

whats hos name

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whats hos name
David Kaye. I'll get you the link to the local telegraph because they done a feature about him winning and I didn't believe it so I googled it.

Edit: http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/output/2008/06/11/story11489644t0.shtm

[hah]

id love him to be my teacher
looks a bit drugged up tbh
them arms are huge

[FlyingJesus]

"Is that your Nissan Micra outside" ..yes.

Then he lied about not being gay

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Then he lied about not being gay
If you're running on a low budget and you're spending alot on shaping yourself to look like some kind of adonis and you've got the chance to drive a Micra because of your budget you.. walk.

Yeah, good point!

[CJW93]

He drives a Nissan Micra :|

[cocaine]

I feel so pathetic being in the same class as him because he's like ten times the size of me in muscle and jawline.

get a grip lol

[Caution]

he just looks weird.

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get a grip lol
It was a sarcastic remark at his jawline, i couldn't care how I look in comparison.

[Tintinnabulate]

The girl in my tutorial at university is Miss Cyprus. She's such a nice person.
But hey, get your picture taken with him.

[Arron]

he reminds me of me quite frankly (:

[votelabour]

Why don't you ask him this

''Do you enjoy flirting with underage girls sir?''

That'll shut him up.

Edit: My god, just saw the picture. You better not say what I said, he'll have you!

[Describe]

Why don't you ask him this

''Do you enjoy flirting with underage girls sir?''

That'll shut him up.

Edit: My god, just saw the picture. You better not say what I said, he'll have you!
I don't want to offend the guy, I don't have anything against him.

[Tintinnabulate]

David Kaye. I'll get you the link to the local telegraph because they done a feature about him winning and I didn't believe it so I googled it.

Edit: http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/output/2008/06/11/story11489644t0.shtm

He doesn't look like the teacher type.

[,Lexiilu]

He doesn't look like the teacher type.

I was thinking the same thing!
He looks quite fit though ;)