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Alex3213
10-05-2010, 06:49 AM
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Jokes. This is what makes this world interesting, not serious. It's nice to see a change from serious exams; serious coursework and all that jazz, so why don't you make me laugh once or twice, because I need to go to the doctors shortly. All I want you to do is give me the funniest Doctor Doctor joke, however see if you can make it at least half-true. Both of these things will be took into account when a winner is decided, so post here with your entry if you have the courage and think you can win! Goodluck.


Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep

Nazi has recently won this competition, well done!

Fustraton
16-05-2010, 08:31 PM
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

-mastercasino-
17-05-2010, 07:27 AM
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

hehe thats quite funny no or yes ?

Dan2nd
17-05-2010, 11:23 AM
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a king

What's your name?

Joe... why?

Oh you've gotta be Joe King!

Hollie
17-05-2010, 03:16 PM
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together!

It's bad ino. ;)

matt$
17-05-2010, 03:30 PM
Doctor, doctor i swallowed a bone
Are you choking?
No really i did!

sammy
17-05-2010, 05:19 PM
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Necks please!

Hilarious.

dbgtz
17-05-2010, 07:41 PM
Doctor Doctor, are you done with my prostate exam?
Well I am, the doctor will be here in a minute

Pigperson
17-05-2010, 07:54 PM
Doctor! Doctor! How do I stop my nose from running
Stick your foot out and trip it up fool!

Will

Gibs960
17-05-2010, 08:19 PM
Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bridge!
What's come over you?
Well so far, 7 cars, 3 trucks and a lorry.

Hope you like it :)

RatedRShadow
19-05-2010, 11:53 AM
Doctor! Doctor! My son fainted at home.
Why didn't you call the 911 number to get an ambulance?
Because my phone doesn't have an eleven.

miriam
21-05-2010, 10:12 AM
<P>Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands shaking. </P>
<P>Do you drink a lot? Not really, I spill most of it!</P>

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