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kuzkasate
21-05-2010, 08:05 PM
lol, my friend works in this goverment thing, idk what she does and she had all peoples names and addresses and stuff and there was a chineese female called f*ku ho
lol. didnt believe her until she showed it me :P

whats yours?

Naruto!
21-05-2010, 08:07 PM
Munashe - Pure amazing

ecstasy
21-05-2010, 08:22 PM
uhh, harmony quinney

Plurms
21-05-2010, 08:25 PM
samhrnd omar o.o

Richie
21-05-2010, 08:30 PM
posh or blessing

Special
21-05-2010, 08:31 PM
phil mccracken

kuzkasate
21-05-2010, 08:31 PM
posh or blessing
lol theres some girl in my school called teenotenda

& chindeum (but everyone calls her princess, only appears chindeum on the register.)
shes ugly too lol

buttons
21-05-2010, 08:32 PM
rattanawadi and nattapong maninini (thai) looooooooool

Rozi
21-05-2010, 08:39 PM
fredrica and some girl in my primary was called Abc ha.

AlexOC
21-05-2010, 08:45 PM
Mr Cok Thong







no joke

itsMIKEYY
21-05-2010, 09:04 PM
My mum works in a school & one of the pupils is called Angel Brain. Poor cow.

Jordy
21-05-2010, 09:06 PM
I've met two James Bonds :P

Sharon
21-05-2010, 09:14 PM
Munashe - Pure amazing

i know a munashe so sh

abdul - this guy in my forms dad (their egyptian what do you expect) HES called jamal.

Naruto!
21-05-2010, 09:50 PM
i know a munashe so sh

abdul - this guy in my forms dad (their egyptian what do you expect) HES called jamal.

AND I JUST SO HAPPEN TO KNOW AN ABDUL SO SH :@

Casanova
21-05-2010, 10:15 PM
well, that's in no way breaching the data protection act?

And urm, A girl in our school called strawberry i think. And i seen someone called frank gallacher... just for shameless!

Abbie.
21-05-2010, 10:25 PM
phil mccracken

that sounds normal lol

Shar
21-05-2010, 11:59 PM
My name irl :(

Abbie.
22-05-2010, 12:01 AM
booberela

HotelUser
22-05-2010, 12:03 AM
My name irl :(

Your name is really pretty!

Shar
22-05-2010, 12:04 AM
Your name is really pretty!
Hate it

HotelUser
22-05-2010, 12:05 AM
Hate it

I love it :love3:

Shar
22-05-2010, 12:06 AM
I love it :love3:
hmf ok Dave the rave -.-

Tintinnabulate
22-05-2010, 12:14 AM
Iphigenia.

Abbie.
22-05-2010, 12:21 AM
my auntie has children come over from beleriaus (i dont know if thats spelt right, its beside russia were that bomb went off) and they all have reaaaaaally weird names, one of them was called ira, i cant even remember anymore because theyre so weird

Nemo
22-05-2010, 12:54 AM
fatmata (FAT MATTER LOLOL).

was on weakest link the other day =D

lorren
22-05-2010, 08:22 AM
ben dover (say it out loud)

Hitman
22-05-2010, 08:29 AM
He Pingping was a bit lol

**** Cockburn (heard the last name)

WOW **** is filtered, lameeeeeeeeboxforo.

::Art::
22-05-2010, 08:32 AM
Skirmantas

Special
22-05-2010, 08:51 AM
that sounds normal lol

say it out loud

fill-me-crack-in lol

kuzkasate
22-05-2010, 08:02 PM
my auntie has children come over from beleriaus (i dont know if thats spelt right, its beside russia were that bomb went off) and they all have reaaaaaally weird names, one of them was called ira, i cant even remember anymore because theyre so weird

nahh, im russian and ira isnt weird, but it is a crap name in russia..

oh theres mike oxabiggun
and chris peaco*k

Kieran
22-05-2010, 10:00 PM
I know:

Waqass Butt (Pronounce Wackass Butt)
Assman Butt (His cousin)
John Paul Mycock

And yes, they are all real names and I know them :P

Inseriousity.
22-05-2010, 10:01 PM
lol I saw a letter addressed to a 'Mr Stalker' once, that made me laugh.
but first name was 'porsche' or Nicole Kidman's 'Sunday Rose' as it made me think of Sunday roast straight away

Stephen
22-05-2010, 10:19 PM
stephen

kuzkasate
23-05-2010, 04:09 PM
stephen

only funny if its hawkings.

Cosmic
23-05-2010, 04:20 PM
I know:

Waqass Butt (Pronounce Wackass Butt)

There was a guy with that name in the school down the road from me. He was a careers person or something.

There's a few I've seen/heard of but I don't want to post them in case I get into trouble :D

Nicola
23-05-2010, 05:14 PM
Balloon. Seriously.

AgnesIO
23-05-2010, 06:05 PM
Mercedes Benz

Robbie
23-05-2010, 06:09 PM
Busby-Trafford

not even kidding.

Neversoft
23-05-2010, 06:25 PM
My cousin has a friend in New Zealand called Storm. That is her actual name. She also knows another person called Blade. Some brutal parents out there...

JACKTARD
23-05-2010, 06:33 PM
Ammara Khan made me laugh


But Stanley Still was a good one :P

(Stan Still)



One of the science techies at my school is called Mr Bates so we all call him Master Bates :)

kuzkasate
23-05-2010, 06:35 PM
omgomgomg my friends aunty is called Michaela Jackson lol.. she popped up on my friends fb while she was gettin changed and im like whos michael jackson. and she goes, ITS MICHAELA AND SHES MY AUNTY.

i was like woops

Hollie
23-05-2010, 06:57 PM
my sisters friend had a french student called Fanny Gobe :l

kuzkasate
23-05-2010, 06:59 PM
my sisters friend had a french student called Fanny Gobe :l
lol watched a programme once about finding your family tree. some woman was called fanny i was like ROFL

Grig
26-05-2010, 08:33 AM
Once was in a shop and the Chinese cashier's name was ' ****'

Shar
26-05-2010, 03:56 PM
I know a chinese girl who's chinese name is hui min to 8-)

pronounced: human toe

kuzkasate
26-05-2010, 06:06 PM
I know a chinese girl who's chinese name is hui min to 8-)

pronounced: human toe

lol. theres this girl that used to go to my primary school called "see-mun sue"

pronounced semen.

5,5
26-05-2010, 10:24 PM
La'o
Pronounced: Luh - dash - oh

Black_Apalachi
27-05-2010, 12:03 AM
fatmata (FAT MATTER LOLOL).

was on weakest link the other day =D

I was laughing at that too! :P

The funniest names I reckon are ones like John Johnson or Patrick Fitzpatrick. Must be horrible parents to do that.

Blinger$
27-05-2010, 12:07 AM
Blinger. i mean, its a bit funny, isn't it?

DieselShaq
27-05-2010, 05:57 AM
Screw Chui. No kidding. Screw is his first name, Chui is his last.

Roxy
27-05-2010, 06:15 AM
lol I saw a letter addressed to a 'Mr Stalker' once, that made me laugh.
but first name was 'porsche' or Nicole Kidman's 'Sunday Rose' as it made me think of Sunday roast straight away

i know someone called porsche

erm there's 2 sisters at my school called spirit and heaven which i always thought was odd, they're not religious either

::Art::
27-05-2010, 06:15 AM
Olaf *****

( say out loud )

Erotica
27-05-2010, 06:31 AM
Petal Blossom Rainbow. Why you would give a child such a stupid name?

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