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04-09-2005, 10:55 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and
Clarissa
04-09-2005, 10:58 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the
Jasmin
05-09-2005, 02:39 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge
Clarissa
05-09-2005, 06:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese
djotto1991
05-09-2005, 07:07 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay!
Clarissa
05-09-2005, 07:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too
al123
05-09-2005, 07:54 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i
Clarissa
05-09-2005, 07:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money
zak-x
05-09-2005, 07:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed...
eggd2
05-09-2005, 08:00 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long
zak-x
05-09-2005, 08:04 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she...
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and
Dopiefreak
05-09-2005, 09:24 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were
Clarissa
05-09-2005, 09:55 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a
Dopiefreak
05-09-2005, 10:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 08:54 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 08:55 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 08:56 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 08:57 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and eat it
Craig
06-09-2005, 08:58 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 08:59 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork
Craig
06-09-2005, 09:03 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:05 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:06 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:07 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:11 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:13 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:19 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:20 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team
Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:23 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:24 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in
ilovejordan
06-09-2005, 10:27 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom ? :s
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 10:32 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz
Dopiefreak
06-09-2005, 12:22 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 01:03 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like
Eric30
06-09-2005, 03:31 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the
Owen.M
06-09-2005, 05:32 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang
Jasmin
06-09-2005, 07:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide
lvt3046
06-09-2005, 08:51 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:50 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an
Rebecca
07-09-2005, 05:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE
Clarissa
07-09-2005, 05:15 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese
Rebecca
07-09-2005, 05:20 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty
Adam$
07-09-2005, 05:35 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty. And then we return back on subject,
Clarissa
07-09-2005, 05:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on
Rebecca
07-09-2005, 05:53 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz
ilovejordan
07-09-2005, 06:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving..
Clarissa
07-09-2005, 09:21 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt)
Clarissa
07-09-2005, 09:21 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt)
EletricMornings
08-09-2005, 02:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie :p
Clarissa
08-09-2005, 03:14 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay
Jasmin
09-09-2005, 05:13 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm
Rebecca
09-09-2005, 05:25 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice..
Jasmin
10-09-2005, 03:13 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese which was tasty and Calle puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe
zak-x
10-09-2005, 03:14 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she....
Jasmin
10-09-2005, 07:07 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive
Clarissa
10-09-2005, 07:09 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive fried egg with
Rebecca
10-09-2005, 07:10 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs
Clarissa
10-09-2005, 10:29 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are
Jasmin
16-09-2005, 07:02 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some
Clarissa
16-09-2005, 08:47 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp
L33TPunk
17-09-2005, 10:10 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried
Clarissa
17-09-2005, 10:13 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with
Jasmin
17-09-2005, 02:09 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so
Ible.
17-09-2005, 09:20 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to
Nisus
18-09-2005, 12:57 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in
Jasmin
18-09-2005, 10:56 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and
Cool-kitten007
18-09-2005, 11:41 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and picked up a
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then
Jasmin
18-09-2005, 11:44 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at
Nisus
18-09-2005, 12:53 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really
Jasmin
19-09-2005, 03:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly
Nisus
19-09-2005, 04:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does
Jasmin
20-09-2005, 05:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with
Nisus
20-09-2005, 08:37 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and
Rachi
20-09-2005, 08:38 PM
omg i dont wanna read alll of tht
Nisus
20-09-2005, 08:40 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in
Rachi
20-09-2005, 08:41 PM
OMGZ
ITS GETIN LONGER
Nisus
20-09-2005, 08:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub
Clarissa
20-09-2005, 09:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday
Nisus
20-09-2005, 09:03 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this
Clarissa
20-09-2005, 09:04 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
Nisus
20-09-2005, 09:06 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG
Kimmeh.
20-09-2005, 11:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
Nisus
21-09-2005, 01:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
i cryed all
Jasmin
23-09-2005, 04:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said
Clarissa
23-09-2005, 05:18 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp
lvt3046
23-09-2005, 06:22 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys
Clarissa
23-09-2005, 07:11 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
Clarissa
23-09-2005, 07:18 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
Nisus
23-09-2005, 11:02 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read
Clarissa
24-09-2005, 08:52 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way,
Nisus
24-09-2005, 01:33 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do
Clarissa
24-09-2005, 01:34 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without
Nisus
24-09-2005, 01:35 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they
Jasmin
25-09-2005, 03:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from
Judas
25-09-2005, 03:11 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks
Clarissa
25-09-2005, 03:13 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots
Judas
25-09-2005, 03:21 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum
Clarissa
25-09-2005, 08:54 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars
Jasmin
26-09-2005, 04:31 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my
ilovejordan
26-09-2005, 04:55 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa
:p
Clarissa
27-09-2005, 09:31 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt
Jasmin
30-09-2005, 06:19 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Adam$
30-09-2005, 09:11 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Nisus
30-09-2005, 11:13 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
running Like a lost
Jasmin
01-10-2005, 08:44 AM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
running Like a lost cheese mountain which
Clarissa
05-10-2005, 04:44 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting because
Adam$
05-10-2005, 05:01 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace,
Judas
07-10-2005, 04:31 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when :rude:
Clarissa
09-10-2005, 04:42 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like
chr0nic
09-10-2005, 07:44 PM
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the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some
GoldenGrahams
10-10-2005, 03:19 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie
clarissUH.
12-10-2005, 04:11 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like
iAdam
12-10-2005, 05:56 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie
Clarissa
12-10-2005, 05:59 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg
iAdam
12-10-2005, 06:03 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages
Kieran-boy
12-10-2005, 06:12 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo
iAdam
12-10-2005, 06:31 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the
Adam$
12-10-2005, 10:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms.[/QUOTE]
iAdam
13-10-2005, 04:32 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms.[/quote], then i left
Jasmin
15-10-2005, 10:35 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the
Rebecca
15-10-2005, 10:41 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my
burton-x
15-10-2005, 10:49 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart
clarissUH.
15-10-2005, 10:50 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted "
Becky.
15-10-2005, 05:32 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
Nisus
16-10-2005, 02:19 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
this got so stupid Now Read it makes no sence
Jasmin
16-10-2005, 11:23 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat
Clarissa
16-10-2005, 11:26 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle
Alterate
01-01-2006, 10:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket
issaa.
01-01-2006, 10:45 PM
Talk about bringing back an old thread lol
Italic
02-01-2006, 01:51 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon
-Wolverine
02-01-2006, 04:45 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly
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04-01-2006, 06:05 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space
Italic
11-01-2006, 12:55 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just
Italic
11-01-2006, 07:30 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob
Italic
11-01-2006, 08:53 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like
Slydog
11-01-2006, 09:49 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange
.:rude-kid:.
11-01-2006, 09:52 PM
Hey! this 3 word game is based on the one that ciaran and g-flow! did!
how to play
e.g One day i
next person One day i went to school
etc etc...
so you add 3 word everytime...
start with
The Rock was...
Moved By nvrspk4 (Forum Moderator) From Anything Not To Do With Habbo(x). Please Post In The Correct Forum.
the rock was in the fridge
Italic
11-01-2006, 10:37 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry
.:.:jjm261:.:.
11-01-2006, 10:47 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese
Paintball-X-100
12-01-2006, 12:59 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese he shot lukejames
he rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt
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Italic
12-01-2006, 08:34 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed
Luayminator
12-01-2006, 02:18 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame"
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided
Italic
13-01-2006, 02:30 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and
Slydog
14-01-2006, 09:45 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ
Slydog
14-01-2006, 10:48 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like
Italic
18-01-2006, 01:15 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt
Italic
18-01-2006, 01:37 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so
Italic
19-01-2006, 02:24 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so he
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly
Italic
20-01-2006, 03:13 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of
Herman
25-01-2006, 01:58 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then
[Dang, this thing's long.] :)
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards
Italic
26-01-2006, 12:37 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was
Adam$
29-01-2006, 12:00 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey.
Italic
29-01-2006, 03:45 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. Then suddenly a
Adam$
03-02-2006, 09:36 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. Then suddenly Adam decides to bump the thread, and exceed the 3 word limit.
DieselShaq
03-02-2006, 02:46 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. Then suddenly Adam decides to bump the thread, and exceed the 3 word limit. Adam then also
-Sweex
03-02-2006, 02:54 PM
[QUOTE=Emo]the rock was in the fridge and i farted and it reeked and then it shouted CAAAKE and i licked you ear and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said callie you're a big loser who can't run a hotel.
Callie shouted " RUDOLPH YOU CAN'T TALK!!!"
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling for magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo.
Jimmy Floyed Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head while it coughed up green slime
whitch merged from a dog, callie stuck her head in it and said WOW!
this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and
fainted
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it
Italic
04-02-2006, 12:27 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob*
Italic
04-02-2006, 12:30 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big jobbie
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went
Agent 47
05-02-2006, 12:50 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the
DieselShaq
05-02-2006, 06:31 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had
Italic
05-02-2006, 09:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson
DieselShaq
06-02-2006, 06:38 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of
DieselShaq
08-02-2006, 08:28 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and
Herman
08-02-2006, 02:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The
DieselShaq
09-02-2006, 08:22 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really
Herman
23-02-2006, 11:04 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes
DieselShaq
23-02-2006, 12:25 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod,
Herman
23-02-2006, 01:02 PM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat
DieselShaq
24-02-2006, 06:18 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since he
Herman
24-02-2006, 06:57 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since he was on diet.
[Don't have to keep posting the whole story]
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very
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DieselShaq
25-02-2006, 02:29 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman
Herman
25-02-2006, 04:58 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake.
Flumples
25-02-2006, 09:52 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly...
Herman
25-02-2006, 10:12 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat
DieselShaq
26-02-2006, 09:06 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat good for nothing
c0stah
27-02-2006, 01:52 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat good for nothing with ham in
DieselShaq
27-02-2006, 11:44 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat good for nothing with ham in his face that
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