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04-09-2005, 10:55 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and

Clarissa
04-09-2005, 10:58 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the

Jasmin
05-09-2005, 02:39 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge

Clarissa
05-09-2005, 06:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese

djotto1991
05-09-2005, 07:07 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay!

Clarissa
05-09-2005, 07:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too

al123
05-09-2005, 07:54 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i

Clarissa
05-09-2005, 07:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money

zak-x
05-09-2005, 07:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed...

eggd2
05-09-2005, 08:00 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long

zak-x
05-09-2005, 08:04 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she...

Owen
05-09-2005, 08:39 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and

Dopiefreak
05-09-2005, 09:24 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were

Clarissa
05-09-2005, 09:55 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a

Dopiefreak
05-09-2005, 10:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 08:54 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 08:55 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 08:56 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 08:57 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and eat it

Craig
06-09-2005, 08:58 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 08:59 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork

Craig
06-09-2005, 09:03 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:05 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:06 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:07 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:11 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:13 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:19 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:20 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team

Rebecca
06-09-2005, 09:23 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:24 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in

ilovejordan
06-09-2005, 10:27 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom ? :s

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 10:32 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz

Dopiefreak
06-09-2005, 12:22 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 01:03 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like

Eric30
06-09-2005, 03:31 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However

Joe.
06-09-2005, 05:29 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the

Owen.M
06-09-2005, 05:32 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang

Jasmin
06-09-2005, 07:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide

lvt3046
06-09-2005, 08:51 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Clarissa
06-09-2005, 09:50 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an

Rebecca
07-09-2005, 05:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE

Clarissa
07-09-2005, 05:15 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese

Rebecca
07-09-2005, 05:20 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty

Adam$
07-09-2005, 05:35 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty. And then we return back on subject,

Clarissa
07-09-2005, 05:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on

Rebecca
07-09-2005, 05:53 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz

ilovejordan
07-09-2005, 06:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving..

Clarissa
07-09-2005, 09:21 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt)

Clarissa
07-09-2005, 09:21 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she humped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then Humped the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a humpathon in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt)

EletricMornings
08-09-2005, 02:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie :p

Clarissa
08-09-2005, 03:14 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay

Jasmin
09-09-2005, 05:13 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate

Joe.
09-09-2005, 05:24 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm

Rebecca
09-09-2005, 05:25 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice..

Jasmin
10-09-2005, 03:13 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese which was tasty and Calle puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe

zak-x
10-09-2005, 03:14 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she....

Jasmin
10-09-2005, 07:07 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive

Clarissa
10-09-2005, 07:09 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive fried egg with

Rebecca
10-09-2005, 07:10 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs

Clarissa
10-09-2005, 10:29 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are

Jasmin
16-09-2005, 07:02 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some

Clarissa
16-09-2005, 08:47 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp

L33TPunk
17-09-2005, 10:10 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried

Clarissa
17-09-2005, 10:13 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was

Owen
17-09-2005, 11:53 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with

Jasmin
17-09-2005, 02:09 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so

Ible.
17-09-2005, 09:20 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to

Nisus
18-09-2005, 12:57 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in

Jasmin
18-09-2005, 10:56 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and

Cool-kitten007
18-09-2005, 11:41 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and picked up a

Owen
18-09-2005, 11:41 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then

Jasmin
18-09-2005, 11:44 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and

Owen
18-09-2005, 11:45 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at

Nisus
18-09-2005, 12:53 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really

Jasmin
19-09-2005, 03:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly

Nisus
19-09-2005, 04:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does

Jasmin
20-09-2005, 05:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with

Nisus
20-09-2005, 08:37 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and

Rachi
20-09-2005, 08:38 PM
omg i dont wanna read alll of tht

Nisus
20-09-2005, 08:40 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in

Rachi
20-09-2005, 08:41 PM
OMGZ
ITS GETIN LONGER

Nisus
20-09-2005, 08:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub

Clarissa
20-09-2005, 09:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday

Nisus
20-09-2005, 09:03 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this

Clarissa
20-09-2005, 09:04 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"

Nisus
20-09-2005, 09:06 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went

kasi
20-09-2005, 11:14 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG

Kimmeh.
20-09-2005, 11:59 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

Nisus
21-09-2005, 01:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
i cryed all

Jasmin
23-09-2005, 04:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said

Clarissa
23-09-2005, 05:18 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp

lvt3046
23-09-2005, 06:22 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups

Owen
23-09-2005, 07:10 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys

Clarissa
23-09-2005, 07:11 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*

Owen
23-09-2005, 07:12 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*

Clarissa
23-09-2005, 07:18 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

Nisus
23-09-2005, 11:02 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read

Clarissa
24-09-2005, 08:52 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way,

Nisus
24-09-2005, 01:33 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do

Clarissa
24-09-2005, 01:34 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without

Nisus
24-09-2005, 01:35 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they

Jasmin
25-09-2005, 03:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from

Judas
25-09-2005, 03:11 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks

Clarissa
25-09-2005, 03:13 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots

Judas
25-09-2005, 03:21 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum

Clarissa
25-09-2005, 08:54 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars

Jasmin
26-09-2005, 04:31 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my

ilovejordan
26-09-2005, 04:55 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa

:p

Clarissa
27-09-2005, 09:31 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt

Jasmin
30-09-2005, 06:19 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns

Chaz
30-09-2005, 06:21 PM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Adam$
30-09-2005, 09:11 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.

Nisus
30-09-2005, 11:13 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
running Like a lost

Jasmin
01-10-2005, 08:44 AM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
running Like a lost cheese mountain which

Clarissa
05-10-2005, 04:44 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting because

Adam$
05-10-2005, 05:01 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace,

Judas
07-10-2005, 04:31 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when :rude:

Clarissa
09-10-2005, 04:42 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like

chr0nic
09-10-2005, 07:44 PM
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the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl

Moth
10-10-2005, 01:00 AM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some

GoldenGrahams
10-10-2005, 03:19 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie

clarissUH.
12-10-2005, 04:11 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like

iAdam
12-10-2005, 05:56 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie

Clarissa
12-10-2005, 05:59 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg

iAdam
12-10-2005, 06:03 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages

Kieran-boy
12-10-2005, 06:12 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo

iAdam
12-10-2005, 06:31 PM
the rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the

Adam$
12-10-2005, 10:08 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms.[/QUOTE]

iAdam
13-10-2005, 04:32 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms.[/quote], then i left

Jasmin
15-10-2005, 10:35 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the

Rebecca
15-10-2005, 10:41 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my

burton-x
15-10-2005, 10:49 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart

clarissUH.
15-10-2005, 10:50 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted "

Becky.
15-10-2005, 05:32 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!

Nisus
16-10-2005, 02:19 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
this got so stupid Now Read it makes no sence

Jasmin
16-10-2005, 11:23 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat

Clarissa
16-10-2005, 11:26 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep

Joe.
01-01-2006, 04:52 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle

Alterate
01-01-2006, 10:36 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket

issaa.
01-01-2006, 10:45 PM
Talk about bringing back an old thread lol

Italic
02-01-2006, 01:51 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go

T0M
02-01-2006, 04:43 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon

-Wolverine
02-01-2006, 04:45 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans

T0M
02-01-2006, 04:47 AM
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean
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Rawr
02-01-2006, 10:36 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians

T0M
02-01-2006, 10:49 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had

Rawr
03-01-2006, 10:38 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets

T0M
03-01-2006, 11:49 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly

Italic
04-01-2006, 06:05 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that

Rawr
04-01-2006, 06:10 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman

Joe.
04-01-2006, 06:12 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space

Italic
11-01-2006, 12:55 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't

Rawr
11-01-2006, 04:47 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just

Italic
11-01-2006, 07:30 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly

Rawr
11-01-2006, 08:12 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob

Italic
11-01-2006, 08:53 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like

Slydog
11-01-2006, 09:49 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange

.:rude-kid:.
11-01-2006, 09:52 PM
Hey! this 3 word game is based on the one that ciaran and g-flow! did!
how to play

e.g One day i
next person One day i went to school
etc etc...
so you add 3 word everytime...

start with

The Rock was...

Moved By nvrspk4 (Forum Moderator) From Anything Not To Do With Habbo(x). Please Post In The Correct Forum.
the rock was in the fridge

Italic
11-01-2006, 10:37 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry

.:.:jjm261:.:.
11-01-2006, 10:47 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese

Paintball-X-100
12-01-2006, 12:59 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese he shot lukejames

T0M
12-01-2006, 02:35 AM
he rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt
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Italic
12-01-2006, 08:34 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed

Luayminator
12-01-2006, 02:18 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame"

Rawr
12-01-2006, 05:16 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided

Italic
13-01-2006, 02:30 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her

Rawr
14-01-2006, 06:34 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and

Slydog
14-01-2006, 09:45 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her

q25
14-01-2006, 10:22 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ

Slydog
14-01-2006, 10:48 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on

Rawr
15-01-2006, 09:23 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like

Italic
18-01-2006, 01:15 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went

-One
18-01-2006, 01:18 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt

Italic
18-01-2006, 01:37 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because

Rawr
18-01-2006, 06:01 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so

Italic
19-01-2006, 02:24 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so he

Rawr
19-01-2006, 05:22 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the

Italic
19-01-2006, 07:03 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face

Rawr
19-01-2006, 07:30 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly

Italic
20-01-2006, 03:13 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of

Herman
25-01-2006, 01:58 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then



[Dang, this thing's long.] :)

Rawr
25-01-2006, 05:20 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards

Italic
26-01-2006, 12:37 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was

Adam$
29-01-2006, 12:00 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey.

Italic
29-01-2006, 03:45 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. Then suddenly a

Adam$
03-02-2006, 09:36 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. Then suddenly Adam decides to bump the thread, and exceed the 3 word limit.

DieselShaq
03-02-2006, 02:46 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. Then suddenly Adam decides to bump the thread, and exceed the 3 word limit. Adam then also

-Sweex
03-02-2006, 02:54 PM
[QUOTE=Emo]the rock was in the fridge and i farted and it reeked and then it shouted CAAAKE and i licked you ear and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said callie you're a big loser who can't run a hotel.

Callie shouted " RUDOLPH YOU CAN'T TALK!!!"
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling for magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo.
Jimmy Floyed Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head while it coughed up green slime
whitch merged from a dog, callie stuck her head in it and said WOW!
this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and
fainted

Uwe
03-02-2006, 07:29 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very

Toes
03-02-2006, 07:51 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it

Italic
04-02-2006, 12:27 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then

Lyca
04-02-2006, 12:28 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob*

Italic
04-02-2006, 12:30 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big

Toes
04-02-2006, 01:04 PM
Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big jobbie

Uwe
05-02-2006, 12:47 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went

Agent 47
05-02-2006, 12:50 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the

DieselShaq
05-02-2006, 06:31 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing

Toes
05-02-2006, 11:45 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got

Uwe
05-02-2006, 11:46 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things

Toes
05-02-2006, 11:55 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had

Italic
05-02-2006, 09:23 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then

Uwe
05-02-2006, 10:27 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson

DieselShaq
06-02-2006, 06:38 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private

Uwe
07-02-2006, 06:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he

Toes
07-02-2006, 08:19 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of

DieselShaq
08-02-2006, 08:28 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and

Herman
08-02-2006, 02:56 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The

DieselShaq
09-02-2006, 08:22 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really

Herman
23-02-2006, 11:04 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes

DieselShaq
23-02-2006, 12:25 PM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod,

Herman
23-02-2006, 01:02 PM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat

DieselShaq
24-02-2006, 06:18 AM
The rock was in the fridge and it farted. It reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE', and that was good because its big. The cake said, "maybe that was a wonderful time." "Then homer came, and he asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.

Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.

Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.

Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."

So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....

so then callie kissed a big long stick then she dropped it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)

Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"

omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*

When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt who eats leprechorns but also works deep down in a mine, therefore the CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Callie, then replied, in a loudly manner, that she was a man, not knowing that everybody knowed before she blurted it out. Adam then came into the room and said, "I think i've added a little more than three words here!" Adam then left the room.
Baron Von Jerkalot, running Like a lost cheese mountain which was melting at a very rapid pace, like when he screamed like a little girl and ate some chicken mushroom pie which tasted like chicken mushroom pie mixed with egg and german sausages, pile of poo was on the chicken pie, which no longer has mushrooms in as I hate mushrooms .then i left to find the party in my Golden Golf cart and i shouted " have my baby!
so then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since he

Herman
24-02-2006, 06:57 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since he was on diet.

[Don't have to keep posting the whole story]

Toes
24-02-2006, 07:17 PM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very


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DieselShaq
25-02-2006, 02:29 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman

Herman
25-02-2006, 04:58 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake.

Flumples
25-02-2006, 09:52 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly...

Herman
25-02-2006, 10:12 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered

Toes
25-02-2006, 07:51 PM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat

DieselShaq
26-02-2006, 09:06 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat good for nothing

c0stah
27-02-2006, 01:52 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat good for nothing with ham in

DieselShaq
27-02-2006, 11:44 AM
So then glitterkat fell into an everlasting sleep with a bottle, then the rocket had to go to the moon because the Americans were being mean to the russians but they had big huge rockets that could fly so high that it looked like superman was in space, but it wasn't it was just a big ugly thing called Bob who didn't like his strange big old furry bum with cheese that shot lukejames in the butt and lukejames screamed "kaye is lame" so kaye decided to get her bottom out and tripped on her bum and RolandoQ also tripped on his bum like when he went to go kiss kaye's nasty mole'd full butt but missed because kaye was so quick so she slapped him on the face and said you smelly little piece of YAY. Neversoft then walked over towards Tin who was quietly stuffing a turkey. It was very fluffy and it was stupid, then claz banned *sob* then a big Huge instrument went Kerplunk! Then the stupid good for nothing idiot had got Toes moderating things like she had done things then hit Michael Jackson in his private area because he smelled really badly of rotten eggs and nice perfume. The smell was really awesome so Toes, as a Mod, decided to eat nothing since she was on diet. She became very angry at Herman for eating cake. Norris, the friendly fairy godmother, offered Toes a fat good for nothing with ham in his face that

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