Would you admit it when you farted?

[Jase]

kk. me, owen, and smiddy have had a random talk about if you farted would you admit it. but of course, owen would ( :rolleyes: ) don't know about smiddy, but anywho would ya?

[Krypsis]

Depends whether i was with my mates or with some posh dury :)

[HolyWar]

Nope, I go by the " You smelt it you dealt it " rule. :D

[Jase]

owen said that if he was the king/queen and farted, he would say it was him. is that even normal? *unless you was on liptop ice tea*

[AngJum]

Lmao yeah I would, but if there's a fit guy near me I'd be like

"What?! It wasn't me" and act all innocent O=]

[IrishMacDonald2]

Whats wrong with being the queen and farting?

[Jase]

lol, i remember in my old school (back in year 5) we was praying and somebody let rip. everybody couldn't stop laughing xD

[Owen]

lol, i remember in my old school (back in year 5) we was praying and somebody let rip. everybody couldn't stop laughing xD

Lmao!!!
I'd always admit it if i farted ;]
But they prayer thing, i gotta try that lmao!!!

[Owen.M]

i wood admit 2 farting lmao! :P

[HolyWar]

In my country farting under the age of 12 is a crime.

[Owen.M]

omg its a crime :o

[Jase]

In my country farting under the age of 12 is a crime.


crime? wth, lol

[HolyWar]

Yeah, pollution :D

[Jase]

ahh kk. i know what people mean now when they say "aaa i need a gasmask!"

[Owen]

What happens if you need a fart in your country then? :P

[HolyWar]

What happens if you need a fart in your country then? :P

We have special fart bags.

[Owen.M]

omg wat country u live in?

[Owen]

He lives in canada i think :P

Btw

You do know hes joking right? :P

[HolyWar]

Lol, I'm just playing on your gullability ;) I wish there were fart bags enforced by government.

[kasi]

i read in this book that the average person farts 10-15 times a day lmao?

[RedStratocas]

Lol. In my school, if someone hears/smells a fart, and asks who it was, more than 1 person wants to take responcibilty :p

[HolyWar]

Lol. In my school, if someone hears/smells a fart, and asks who it was, more than 1 person wants to take responcibilty :p

hahaha, yeah some people do take pride :D

My dad when I was smaller used to say " I don't mind the smell of my own "

Let's just say I hope I dont turn out like he was.

[Mr.Kylee]

Ha this topic made me laugh :') why excatly would you be proud that you farted..?

[Georgia]

i read in this book that the average person farts 10-15 times a day lmao?

I musnt be an average person then lol i dont fart that much

[Clarissa]

in P.E in year 7 this girl was doing stretches and you know the one where you bend down and put your hands to your toes she bent down and let a massive fart ripp!!! it was hilarious every1 laffed at her for agesssssss

[lauralol]

Rofl what a random thread well errr trust owen

[Bef]

Yeeer id admit it... but my farts aint loud. or smelly... so thers no point telling anyone if nobody knows ;]
Muahahahahaha, what they dont no wont hurt them!

[Clo]

I would only admit it in my own home when i'm with my mum and dad. But anywhere else then i wouldnt admit. xD

[HolyWar]

I would only admit it in my own home when i'm with my mum and dad. But anywhere else then i wouldnt admit. xD

:o :o :o Doesn't that make you a liar then? Or does that just make you a non-admitter. xD

[-Soph-]

i'd say it was my cat :)

[MYKE!]

Interesting thead.
lovely...

[-Soph-]

is isnt it :p

[MYKE!]

Do i smell agreement?:o

[Owen]

Do i smell agreement?:o

no you smell me

[Clo]

:o :o :o Doesn't that make you a liar then? Or does that just make you a non-admitter. xD
Um, well it wouldn't be that bad lieing about who farted. Lmao.

[Victimized]

I always admit it when i fart, i'm proud of brewing up my little gems.

[YellowParasol]

If i was at home id admit it, anywhere else hen No :)

[zainx]

When i was at school you coudlnt deny if it was you or not beacuse every one got use the smell of your farts lol. So before you could say anything they new it was you.

But I get the blame for it at home but i dont do it lol its my dog >:( stupid dog :)

[Janumz]

Haha.. No.. I never would x]

[Jase]

Urbandictionary search - Fart

A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause @sses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot @ss tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there @ss before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will su.ck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.

wth?

[Pulchritudinous]

Hell yeah I admit it, I don't do it often, but when I do I like seeing everybody squeal and go 'ewwww'.

[Rebecca]

Nope, I go by the " You smelt it you dealt it " rule. :D


you sed the rhyme you committed the crime xD