Stupid things you've done drunk.

[PaulMacC]

Slept in a park until 5am is one of my highlights

[Samantha.]

- Falling in a holly bush while trying to go to the toilet.
- Friends tried to get me over a huge wall and I just fell off the other side.
- I've also slept in a park

i've done many things!

[Moh]

I haven't really done many stupid things, I stay in control of myself :P

- Fell in a bush of nettles (Was drinking & camping)
- Snogged a girl (I'm gay lol)

[Samantha.]

I've kissed my best friend and she's a girl and i'm straight!

[cocaine]

lulz teehee wel dis 1 tiime wen i ws 12 i gt drunk on wkd lol n fel ova while weeing t33h33!!!xoxoxoxox

[Moh]

lulz teehee wel dis 1 tiime wen i ws 12 i gt drunk on wkd lol n fel ova while weeing t33h33!!!xoxoxoxox
did you get wee all over you?

Isn't that normal falling over nearly in the toilets? It's the place you realise how drunk you are

[cocaine]

did you get wee all over you?

Isn't that normal falling over nearly in the toilets? It's the place you realise how drunk you are

i was taking the mick. i dont really do stupid things when i'm drunk.

[Rozi]

oh ma god. was at this huge thing where I hardly knew anyone except people from my old school. Well I was talking to someone, turned around and started to walk away. Unfortunately there was a HUGE log behind me so I like face planted on the ground in front of this group of about 20 cool kids who were all really high :( Seeing as I'm going to be at 6th form with loads of them next year it was just like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Gina]

i was spinnning out of control then went up to an 80 year old and kissed em

[Superior]

Probably winding up a guy known for being pretty hard, he was massive and could of probably killed me with his bare hands lol, luckily he knew I was out of it so just pushed me to the floor and left me. He was 17/18 and I was 15, he was the type of guy that is likely to carry knives around and stuff so I was stupid, I don't really remember that much of it.

[FlyingJesus]

Slept with my (then) best friend

Probably the worst of it, I don't count falling over as that terrible as I do that sober anyway, but my greatest drunk falls include slicing my side open as I fell against a particularly sharp-angled wardrobe and clearing a high fence with an impressive Fosbury flop only to realise that the other side was still concrete and my face doesn't break a fall as well as the gym mats that I was more used to.

[beth]

i threw my phone down the toilet for jokes.
and i set up my sleeping bag in the middle of a main road.

[Superior]

Slept with my (then) best friend

Probably the worst of it, I don't count falling over as that terrible as I do that sober anyway, but my greatest drunk falls include slicing my side open as I fell against a particularly sharp-angled wardrobe and clearing a high fence with an impressive Fosbury flop only to realise that the other side was still concrete and my face doesn't break a fall as well as the gym mats that I was more used to.
Doing stuff like that is what I fear of most. It was only last week when we were getting chased through a forrest my mate thought he was like superman because of the drink so he attempted to jump over a valley full of water, he sprained his ankle but if I wasn't there to pull him out he probably would of got left there as everyone else was miles away.

[louder]

ahhhh.
i tried opening a bottle of beer with my teeth.
it slipped & did some dodgey smashing thing.

i ripped my face open.
17 stitches. 8-)

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Doing stuff like that is what I fear of most. It was only last week when we were getting chased through a forrest my mate thought he was like superman because of the drink so he attempted to jump over a valley full of water, he sprained his ankle but if I wasn't there to pull him out he probably would of got left there as everyone else was miles away.

LOL. you've never had a drink before have you? 8-)

[ihatehash]

I was walking through a park and the sprinklers were on, so I got naked and ran through the entire park. My mates then stole my clothes.

[Pyroka]

lied in the middle of the road
humped a traffic cone (LMAO the shame)
worn a traffic cone (dw not the same one)
dropped drinks on alot of people
broken my jean button and had to go around trying to make sure they didnt fal ldown
slipped, got up, then slipped again, then got up and slipped again whilst taking someone down with me the 3rd time
dressing up as a beer wizard
dressing up as a gay tennis player
getting attacked by a water pistol and constantly shouting youre making me wet (not good when its your mates sister)
opened all the drawers in the student accommodation and littered everything everywhere (i mean toasters on teh floor the lot LOL)
walked into a lampost hurtz
went to a youth club (i pre drunk before going out cuz i go str8 out after youth club) and swore at all the kids, that wasnt clever and it was stupid ok HUMILATI
and the best one... the best one..

getting involved in a game of strip poker
and losing.
voluntarily. LOL.

[Swastika]

Probably playing that game where you lay out your hand and try and hit in between your fingers with a knife, that was pretty dumb.
There's loads of daft stuff lol, receiving sexual favours from a fatty was probably the worst like lool, was decent though.

[Superior]

ahhhh.
i tried opening a bottle of beer with my teeth.
it slipped & did some dodgey smashing thing.

i ripped my face open.
17 stitches. 8-)

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LOL. you've never had a drink before have you? 8-)

So many people can do that, was you using your back 2 teeth?

[wixard]

i'm a good drunk

don't do stupid stuff, nothing that i can think of anyways

[GoldenMerc]

crashed my mates motorbike, crashed my mates car, snogged what ever aha, slept in parks slept on the beach last week in kavos so many times aha

[Special]

smoked weed
slept in a field

other than that i'm a good person to have a drink with :)

[buttons]

and i set up my sleeping bag in the middle of a main road.
omg lol

There's loads of daft stuff lol, receiving sexual favours from a fatty was probably the worst like lool, was decent though.
ew.



ahh when i was 15 i tried to swing around a metre high pole but slid off hitting my face and bursting my lip. i was crying for ages in front of loads of people from school ://// the police were called by the pizza shop man n i got lifted, left my jacket at the police station, got home and rang EVERYONE asking where it was. decided to go for a wander to find it and got lifted again. that put me off alcohol for a while, got offered alcohol councelling and meetings because they thought i was drinking due to depression hahaha

got drunk at college and on the way home got the bus driver to stop so i could use the public toilets, they were closed so i cried and had to stop at the next village then everyone moaned at me and i cried again

tried to phone my brother to pick me up but phoned my driving instructor (...i was crying obv) instead. at quater to 3 lmaoooo.

first class night out we went to a club n i fell outside in the line, then in the club and at college i'm way shy so everyone was lolling at me when we got back. we went to some guys house n i kicked my mates bf in the head with heels by mistake, threw the pillows everywhere and pissed everyone off. i didn't cry though:)

idek why people put up with me

[PaulMacC]

tried to phone my brother to pick me up but phoned my driving instructor (...i was crying obv) instead. at quater to 3 lmaoooo.

i remember the next day you told me that story.

[Swearwolf]

got drunk and went to a youth club i used to go to with a mate. they asked us all to go into the hall at the back cos some group had come to do a presention/show on how alcohol is bad LOL :') like did a scene from a park where this bird gets drunk etc

[Catzsy]

Don't drink an awful lot but drank 'scrumpy' instead of normal cider and threw up in my friend's Dad's almost new Jaguar. Never drinking that again.|-)|-)

[GoldenMerc]

omg lol

ew.



ahh when i was 15 i tried to swing around a metre high pole but slid off hitting my face and bursting my lip. i was crying for ages in front of loads of people from school ://// the police were called by the pizza shop man n i got lifted, left my jacket at the police station, got home and rang EVERYONE asking where it was. decided to go for a wander to find it and got lifted again. that put me off alcohol for a while, got offered alcohol councelling and meetings because they thought i was drinking due to depression hahaha

got drunk at college and on the way home got the bus driver to stop so i could use the public toilets, they were closed so i cried and had to stop at the next village then everyone moaned at me and i cried again

tried to phone my brother to pick me up but phoned my driving instructor (...i was crying obv) instead. at quater to 3 lmaoooo.

first class night out we went to a club n i fell outside in the line, then in the club and at college i'm way shy so everyone was lolling at me when we got back. we went to some guys house n i kicked my mates bf in the head with heels by mistake, threw the pillows everywhere and pissed everyone off. i didn't cry though:)

idek why people put up with me

New years eve Jen our texts aha we texted all night and i coulnt understand ur texts at all in the morning i coulnt understand ether texts!

[Nuxty]

urm, danced on a table in a pub and got chucked out and i threw up over someone! oh and i tried to strangle my sister cos we had an argument then she kind of dug her nails into my arms and I now have scars as a memory. i hate what drink can do to people!

[louder]

So many people can do that, was you using your back 2 teeth?

i was.
here's a picture.
it's properly grim though, so if you don't like gore-y things, don't look.

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o326/luketasticUK/untitled.jpg

[Axel]

I don't get stupidly drunk often so the worst is just puking up on someone's sofa.

[danzooo]

Snogged a girl I'm really good friends with
Stole a pair of headphones
Threw red paint all over someone's bathtub
Punched someone
Passed out head first into a table


Obviously not all in the same night haha!

[Metric1]

threw up at a club and grinded older women!!!

[Con]

I'm normally pretty good, but probably one of the stupid things I do is just talk. About absolutely everything, and once I went crazy and started screaming loads of **** I didn't want to say and yeah haha...
Oh and I suppose taking some drugs was a stupid thing as I wouldn't do it sober...

[Nicola]

I've never done anything that stupid tbh, I'm normally the one looking after people even when I've been drinking :P

I suppose walking home by myself at about 4 in the morning wasn't the smartest thing but that's probably the stupidest thing I've done drunk.

[Lindsey]

I really haven't done many things stupid, while i was drunk. but,

- I did drop my phone in the sink, and my iPod touch, i dunno why. but i did ;S ,
- && i went around the house singing child nursery rhymes.
- Slept in a park aswell.

Can't think of anymore more.

[Judas]

- made out with a fat chick ew
- made out with a ugly chick ew
- slept in a bush and came home at like 6am
- ran from police in the woods how gangsta

[Karate]

Probably almost get me and my mated bashed, haha

[flatface]

i was.
here's a picture.
it's properly grim though, so if you don't like gore-y things, don't look.

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o326/luketasticUK/untitled.jpg

Ouch, that looks nasty!

I don't think i've done anything really stupid worth posting about lol, i'm a good boy (a)

[Pyroka]

oh god i forgot the worse one beyond them all

made out with a ginger on new years eve.

PUUUUUUUUUUKE (SOZ ABBIE)

[Pazza]

Not much TBH, i was at a pendulum concert hammered, and lost everyone, and just collapsed, and missed it :|
and at one of my mates parties someone mentioned having a snakebite, and i thought they meant there was a snake in the house, and i ran into the back garden and tried to jump over the fence, my jeans got caught, ripped all up the leg and i broke my nose :(

[Camy]

Pulled a girl I really really hate, then she wouldn't leave me alone for a few weeks.
Pulled a guy :l

[Empasm]

Sat on a plastic table that I thought was a chair and destroyed it into several broken pieces. Then threw the remains off the balcony where i was into the high grass down below.

[Moh]

Played badminton and rounders the other night - i sure hope those grass stains come out! (Was fun tho)

[Stephen]

I slept on an ironing board once. I tried to get on it while it was up but got scared so put it down and slept on it

Oh and years ago we were on the school field at night and decided to do a lap around the running track with our trousers around our ankles

[Technologic]

-Puked
-Discussed the contents of my puke
-Cried
-Broken My wrist

[Stephen]

Oh wait i got another thing.. I puked in a bag on holiday and thought the dirty washing bin near the stairs of the apartment was a normal bin. Only realised it was a washing bin the next day

[colourpot]

Ran onto a duel carridgeway leading into halesowen, was pretty busy at the time, lucky i have a quick boyfriend otherwise i doubt i'd be here right now

[wixard]

ohhhhhhhhhh yeah okay i've got one
i'll cry about really stupid stuff that has happened years ago and is way in my past
very attention seeking.... doesn't happen often thank god

[Becca]

- walked around with no top on at a house party
- cried when i ran out of alcohol
- cried when the police caught us a poured the alcohol away

[MzKx]

punched a boy
kissed some boy i dont know :$

[Glitter]

slept with this person whose a bit of a chavvy **** on my friends bathroom floor... then another drunken time told one of my friends who happens to be garions friends boyfriend so he told his girlfriend who told garion who told my mum LOL
passed out in propaganda then woke up on my sofa with a rubber glove in my hair
broke a brand new phone cause i was pissed off with my boyf at the time
in town when im pissed and someone accidently bumps into me i'll try and start a fight when there HUGE and would kill me...

[Apple]

I had to break into my own house because I'd lost my keys, I simply booted the back door and the catch fell off from the inside since it was only being held in place by 1 nail. In the morning the back door was wide open as I never closed it, not that I really could of. Most "bad" things I have done drunk aren't really forum friendly. :P

[Glen Coco]

Only scratched myself on a bus and kissed a load of people :)

[Blinger$]

I become even more athletic when i'm drunk :S! I leap frogged my giant mate (he was standing upright), he would be close to 7 foot, and i'm nearly 6foot.
Run after a water bottle for about 10 minutes while my mates threw it from one side to another of a carpark
Done numerous "nudey" runs
Passed out on the beach (schoolies)
Passed out in the bushes, throwing up for at least 1.5 hours (schoolies)
Passed out in the backyard while I was going to go to the beach (thought better of it and decided to watch the stars..)
A few things i shouldn't mention on here
Thats all i can think of at the moment..

Oh and threw up on someone when i didn't make it to the bathroom in time.. at a club too >_<

[RedStratocas]

most of my mistakes are girls lulz.

ive walked into a police officer with a bottle in my hand, that was great.

[@K]

Well, there has been too many stories for me but I'll name a few.

Just recently I slept with a very good friend of mine.
Taking cocaine/speed.
Hitting random people (I've come home with big bruises lol)
Shouting at coppers for breaking up a fight (because my mate was winning)
Pissed in my mate's drink because the toilet queue was too long.
Smashing about 6 different people's drinks in one night (resulting in me having to buy them a new one)

[RedStratocas]

Taking cocaine/speed.

cocaine is a drug that i usually think twice about doing when i have a chance to do it. i wont always do it, sometimes i feel like staying away from it. but i think every time ive had a chance to do it drunk i've been more than enthusiastic about it haha

[HotelUser]

I can't say I've ever been drunk, although once when my father was drunk he attempted to make a sandwich in his underwear.

We discovered mustard on the ceiling the next day--in both the bathroom and kitchen.

[JACKTARD]

dared myself to run around the garden naked infront of everyone and infront of the CCTV and then done it about 4 times :l... Thank god the flash is awful on my mates phones :/

oh, and got off/made out or whatever you wanna call it with a FATTY

[Arron]

i fell down the stairs twice at my party over the weekend. but im normally sensible tbh.

[Jordy]

Nothing too stupid just some silly things I suppose. Getting into an argument with chavs and touching this guys crotch infront of my girlfriend were both mistakes. Chucking a pot in the canal and then pissing in the canal while others were watching. Worst of all was probably leaving my eyes open while getting off with a girl at after-prom, she did the same too though lol.

[BoyBetterKnow]

jumped into a kids swimming pool in the park. Spent the night infront of the swings asleep.

[Rapidshare]

*Jumped on many girls
*Dragging my mate back to my houst which was around 6/7 miles and he was knocked the heck out from drinking.
*Running along train tracks while trains were still running...


And others but cba to think!

[Richie]

went into burger king and start shouting them guys are saving our seats, yet it was empty.

dont remember that bit

[chantellehugs]

I haven't ever actually been drunk, I'm the one who takes care of my friends when they get drunk, but once one of them got drunk and she took her trousers off in the middle of the road, and then lay in the middle of the road with her butt in the air and her ear to the ground, saying she could hear things in the ground. And then we met this other guy and she started snogging him and we were all sitting there awkwardly, and to make it worse she was saying this other guy's name while she was snogging the guy.

[Jordy]

I haven't ever actually been drunk, I'm the one who takes care of my friends when they get drunk, but once one of them got drunk and she took her trousers off in the middle of the road, and then lay in the middle of the road with her butt in the air and her ear to the ground, saying she could hear things in the ground. And then we met this other guy and she started snogging him and we were all sitting there awkwardly, and to make it worse she was saying this other guy's name while she was snogging the guy.You do a terrible job of looking after drunk people I have to say :L

[,Lexiilu]

never been drunk!
i er, kissed someone of an age i shouldn't have but i was actually completely sober and it was no more than a bit of a peck so it's alright i suppose!

[Niall!]

I stripped at a club while poledancing.

Only down to my boxers though thank ****.

Everyone was watchin and laughing, I was a regular so I didn't get ****** out.

[Dj.rhinoman]

Some how, lots of people end up seeing my penis when I'm drunk.

[jimi]

Showed some girl I just met 2 men 1 horse + 1 man 1 jar :(

freaked them right out.

[Alexx..]

I threw up in some girls kitchen once then we got kicked out and I made some jokes towards her which she was not pleased with, but it amused me.

[TAYLOOOOR]

lied in the middle of the road
humped a traffic cone (LMAO the shame)
worn a traffic cone (dw not the same one)
dropped drinks on alot of people
broken my jean button and had to go around trying to make sure they didnt fal ldown
slipped, got up, then slipped again, then got up and slipped again whilst taking someone down with me the 3rd time
dressing up as a beer wizard
dressing up as a gay tennis player
getting attacked by a water pistol and constantly shouting youre making me wet (not good when its your mates sister)
opened all the drawers in the student accommodation and littered everything everywhere (i mean toasters on teh floor the lot LOL)
walked into a lampost hurtz
went to a youth club (i pre drunk before going out cuz i go str8 out after youth club) and swore at all the kids, that wasnt clever and it was stupid ok HUMILATI
and the best one... the best one..

getting involved in a game of strip poker
and losing.
voluntarily. LOL.

How do you remember so much :|

When I'm drunk.. I can't remember hardly anything.

[Starburst..x]

Im not too bad drunk to be fair, I get more excitable/embarressing than anything, and believe I can dance better than all the Pussycat Dolls put together.

[Nimueh]

Never really did anything too horrific while drunk... I just tend to become really sociable and confess my love for everyone within a thirty foot radius. To be honest, most of the nights are just big blurs.

[louder]

never been drunk!
i er, kissed someone of an age i shouldn't have but i was actually completely sober and it was no more than a bit of a peck so it's alright i suppose!

pedo .

[FlyingJesus]

pedo .

You rang?

[Naruto!]

-Did kickups with my phone which absolutely mashed it (Was pretty old and I got an iPhone the next week anyway)
-Got home from a party and turned on my laptop and cos it was going slow I punched it leaving massive cracks all down the screen
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z91/JakeJoshJord/da3730cb.jpg

[Decapitated]

got smacked in the face by somone when i was out on the town and my nose started bleeding and because i was really drunk they thought i was on coke and made a big scene that was gr8

tryed to pick up a "hello i am a wines whatever" badge from tesco it was on the floor and i fell headfirst into loads of wine bottles and they all fell off and smashed but it was late so i didn't get done lmao.

fell off a trampoline face first

theres too many really but i'm usually always in control of maself.

[Vegetarian]

I tend to fall asleep :L
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs119.ash2/39291_1367574185150_1105538856_30847465_4239469_n. jpg

If I'm not sleeping, I'm streaking :L

x

[Petite$]

The only thing I remember is pulling my best friend & then a few nights later someones dad (he was my age but still...) :l
I usually only remember the boring parts thank god.

[leah]

mostly random one night stands
there was a time i got so bad that i couldnt do up my jeans after i went for a wee and was crawling around everywhere with my ass out but i don't actually remembering that happening so it's all good