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Nemo
13-08-2010, 03:57 PM
A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a important, healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute important aerobics (http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html#)work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure (http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html#), slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary arteryhttp://www.themedguru.com/modules/glossary/glossary.gif (http://www.themedguru.com/glossary/term/254) disease (http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html#). Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
of Medicine.I'll be sure now to get my daily staring, how bout u?

Inseriousity.
13-08-2010, 04:00 PM
LOL i normally complain about pointless studies but this one is great :p

Jordy
13-08-2010, 04:04 PM
Haven't we already had April 1st?

Fez
13-08-2010, 04:22 PM
I support this.

GommeInc
13-08-2010, 08:47 PM
Surely they could of gone further and said "all in all, stare at something that really gets your juices going, at least twice a day everyday." Now for me that would be a good bacon sandwich ;)

Sharon
13-08-2010, 08:48 PM
How silly ;l

pathetic reasearch

Special
13-08-2010, 08:52 PM
how stupid what about the homosexuals lol i guess we're all doomed for an early grave

Inseriousity.
13-08-2010, 08:54 PM
how stupid what about the homosexuals lol i guess we're all doomed for an early grave

moobs!! ;P lolol early grave in that case too i suppose

dbgtz
13-08-2010, 09:29 PM
aha, no man can be pervy anymore :L just say its exercise.

Axel
13-08-2010, 09:34 PM
how stupid what about the homosexuals lol i guess we're all doomed for an early grave

Are you stupid or what? It's about whatever gets you excited, it's not confined just to boobs. 'The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.'

Pyroka
13-08-2010, 09:51 PM
How silly ;l

pathetic reasearch

theyll find it hard to find urs pmsl pmsl pmsl soz.

no really i love this study bring it on sounds like a challenge

Special
13-08-2010, 09:57 PM
Are you stupid or what? It's about whatever gets you excited, it's not confined just to boobs. 'The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.'

yes i am so stupid because i mis read the article :(

GommeInc
13-08-2010, 10:02 PM
Are you stupid or what? It's about whatever gets you excited, it's not confined just to boobs. 'The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.'
Don't call him stupid, it's inconclusive! Unless they do a test for homosexuals, it's not a fair test and results may vary. For example, homosexuals may enjoy shoes, make-up and rainbows more than any sexual towards the same sex!

Sharon
14-08-2010, 01:11 PM
Are you stupid or what? It's about whatever gets you excited, it's not confined just to boobs. 'The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.'

Don't say he's stupid? If they were meant to say anything sexual they shouldn't of used the example they used and just say anything sexual

This is just a silly article then

PS. RYAN U SUCK

Stephen
14-08-2010, 01:33 PM
i guess we're allowed a post boobs thread in the health forum then?

scottish
14-08-2010, 02:24 PM
now you can constructively ask a woman to get her **** out and back it with evidence from this research init

MrPinkPanther
14-08-2010, 02:58 PM
guys i'm afraid i'm gonna have to see your bits or im gonna die early

kuzkasate
14-08-2010, 04:29 PM
They should make pornography 12+ then.
I'm gonna print this **** off. It'll come in handy.

HotelUser
15-08-2010, 02:24 PM
Don't call him stupid, it's inconclusive! Unless they do a test for homosexuals, it's not a fair test and results may vary. For example, homosexuals may enjoy shoes, make-up and rainbows more than any sexual towards the same sex!

I suppose it ultimately depends on how strong your lubido is although I think you're stereotyping here somewhat with your homosexual examples.

And speaking of homosexual (not directed at you GommeInc), why on Earth does it get brought up so often here these days. Not everything has to be about showing off sexuality :P

Carcinogenesis
15-08-2010, 05:39 PM
How silly ;l

pathetic reasearch

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Edited by Cosmic (Forum Super Moderator) Please do not post pointlessly, thanks.

kuzkasate
15-08-2010, 06:10 PM
This ofcourse, is sadly a load of ****. If he prooved that men live longer by 5 years, that means he must of known when they were going to die right? How the hell are you supposed to know when someone is gonna die? If you read the whole thing, by the end of it you'll actually understand its a load of *******.

Axel
15-08-2010, 06:37 PM
Don't say he's stupid? If they were meant to say anything sexual they shouldn't of used the example they used and just say anything sexual

This is just a silly article then

PS. RYAN U SUCK

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No wonder you're defending him, you're just as bad. Of course it means anything that gets the person excited, in this case they just used a pair of **** in the test. Not hard to put 2 and 2 together, oh wait obviously it is for you.

Also, I love how people minus rep you just because you prove them wrong or insult their intelligence. That's not what rep is for, that's just you people being insecure. My post is perfectly valid. It's so pathetic, but not that I care about rep anyway.

GommeInc
15-08-2010, 06:37 PM
I suppose it ultimately depends on how strong your lubido is although I think you're stereotyping here somewhat with your homosexual examples.
Ya think? :P


This ofcourse, is sadly a load of ****. If he prooved that men live longer by 5 years, that means he must of known when they were going to die right? How the hell are you supposed to know when someone is gonna die? If you read the whole thing, by the end of it you'll actually understand its a load of *******.
It does make you question the statistics. Arguably, you could say the "fall" from staring at boobs might effect the results. It works on the same logic as sugar rushes followed by a crash, but in a softer form (lol).

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