How to create the worst smell possible?

[Apple]

For a revenge prank I need something that smells absolutely terrible, the type of smell that makes you feel sick and hold your breathe for ages just to avoid smelling it. So far all we can think of is prawns that have been left out in a warm place for a few days. I think it's going to be hard to find anything that smells worse but we'll see. ;)

[Nemo]

mouldy chicken

[Special]

mouldy milk and eggs mixed

[Apple]

mouldy chicken

Need it for saturday evening, is it even possible to make something go mouldy in such short time?

[AgnesIO]

Need it for saturday evening, is it even possible to make something go mouldy in such short time?

Yes leave it out in the warm.

It will be disgusting.

[Nemo]

Need it for saturday evening, is it even possible to make something go mouldy in such short time?
no clue :P could just store all ur farts for a few days and then intermix that with a old milk or somethin

[Apple]

no clue :P could just store all ur farts for a few days and then intermix that with a old milk or somethin

Wtf lol, how am I supposed to store a fart?

[Nemo]

Wtf lol, how am I supposed to store a fart?
why, you fart into a jug or something.

I dont know, im no expert! Google it...


if you dare.

[Slowpoke]

Google it - there's gotta be some grim site that'll help you with this. :P

[Jordy]

Buy stink bombs, much easier and it's pretty difficult to create a worse smell.

[Apple]

Buy stink bombs, much easier and it's pretty difficult to create a worse smell.

Nah it has to be something original, they used stink bombs to get us. After about 3 minutes they let us out of the room but if it all goes to plan they will be in their for the best part of 20 mins. So we want something different, and hopefully much worse.

[AgnesIO]

Who are the targets?

[AlexOC]

Just take a giant dump in the middle of the room.

[Meanies]

a bucket of sick

[Imosae]

mud and ****

[louder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuyjSsxQj2I

[beth]

tonight i had to clean out a cupboard that milk has been leaking into for 4 years. i can't even express to you how badly it smelt.

[louder]

tonight i had to clean out a cupboard that milk has been leaking into for 4 years. i can't even express to you how badly it smelt.

did you not read bethie? he said by saturday ffs!

[Axel]

poo in a box

[beth]

did you not read bethie? he said by saturday ffs!

I DON'T LIKE TO READ ALRIGHT LUKE?!??!?
but na seriously you can speed da process up, milk + sunbed.

[louder]

I DON'T LIKE TO READ ALRIGHT LUKE?!??!?
but na seriously you can speed da process up, milk + sunbed.

because the weather's absolutely brilliant recently isn't it? 8-)
you're on a right roll today bethie. brilliant idea after brilliant idea. 8-)

[FlyingJesus]

Just take a giant dump in the middle of the room.

tbh the classic flaming bag of poop might not be a bad idea, and at least you'll gain some infamy (and cool points!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for it


because the weather's absolutely brilliant recently isn't it? 8-)
you're on a right roll today bethie. brilliant idea after brilliant idea. 8-)

Luke is a bell who doesn't realise that a sunbed requires no specific weather conditions because Bethie was referring to what you use to get a fake tan in an indoor salon rather than just a reclining deckchair placed in the sun (which we might see again some time if we're lucky) :P

[9y]

burn a pet, they smell pretty bad. if u wanna go one step further burn a baby.

[louder]

tbh the classic flaming bag of poop might not be a bad idea, and at least you'll gain some infamy (and cool points!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for it



Luke is a bell who doesn't realise that a sunbed requires no specific weather conditions because Bethie was referring to what you use to get a fake tan in an indoor salon rather than just a reclining deckchair placed in the sun (which we might see again some time if we're lucky) :P

tom don't be calling me a bell.

[kuzkasate]

do your idea, but instead of prawns, use fish, it will absolutely STINK.

[Imosae]

burn a pet, they smell pretty bad. if u wanna go one step further burn a baby.

are you having a laugh? :l

[Apple]

do your idea, but instead of prawns, use fish, it will absolutely STINK.

Prawns are a type of fish, probably one of the worst smelling types of fish to.

I have put my mini fridge onto the heat setting and have put an opened small bottle of milk in. It's been there all day now and I can already start to smell it. Thanks for the tips. :D

[Arron]

eat sprouts and beans then let nature do the rest.

[9y]

I was joking.

Just get my mum to do some cooking for u. ezpz

[rokgal]

Get a tin of tuna open it and leave it in the sun aswell as milk and egg left in the sun mixed and put it in some old smelly socks ;D

[1cred]

leave pawns and fish, and mix it together with mouldy chicken? grab all ideas into one. that will stink?

[Nemo]

leave pawns and fish, and mix it together with mouldy chicken? grab all ideas into one. that will stink?
u forgot the farts

[Apple]

The plan as it goes is to bring the milk and prawns with us in a sealed container and when we are all in the same room I'll get up to go to the toilet with my bag, go into the spare bedroom that should be empty and open everything in there. Then I come down and say there is a weird smell coming from the spare bedroom. We all go to investigate, when in the room me and my mate run out and lock the door with the key. We have actually put a lot of thought into this, the only way they can get around it is to throw the stuff out the window but it's gonna be looking so vile they aren't going to be wanting to touch it. The reason why we are doing this is because when we were in my garage 2 of my mates shut the door from the outside and launched 2 stink bombs in through the broken glass. Someone was sick all over themselves as it was strong egg.

[Starburst..x]

Get either chicken or some sort of fish (like mackeral or kipper as they naturally reek) and put it in the warm

Ive found generally that by leaving it in the boot of your car and then leave you car in the sun, or even just generally leaving it in the car without the sunshine (as its warm anyway) and let nature do the rest. You may say that it will stink your car out but when its in the boot you cant really smell it, and you can air the car out pretty easy.

Better still, leave it on a window sill (seal?) aha

[Apple]

Get either chicken or some sort of fish (like mackeral or kipper as they naturally reek) and put it in the warm

Ive found generally that by leaving it in the boot of your car and then leave you car in the sun, or even just generally leaving it in the car without the sunshine (as its warm anyway) and let nature do the rest. You may say that it will stink your car out but when its in the boot you cant really smell it, and you can air the car out pretty easy.

Better still, leave it on a window sill (seal?) aha

I have had to move them into the garage as they are stinking my room out even in the sort of pressurised mini fridge. The milk has already got lumps in and the prawns are so disgusting that I was sick in my mouth. Now I'm just wondering how the hell I am gonna get them to my mates house without them stinking in my bag. :s

[Starburst..x]

I have had to move them into the garage as they are stinking my room out even in the sort of pressurised mini fridge. The milk has already got lumps in and the prawns are so disgusting that I was sick in my mouth. Now I'm just wondering how the hell I am gonna get them to my mates house without them stinking in my bag. :s

ahaha thats gross! umm have you got a cooler box at home or something? stick it in there and duct tape around the lid so the wiff can't escape.

[Apple]

ahaha thats gross! umm have you got a cooler box at home or something? stick it in there and duct tape around the lid so the wiff can't escape.

All I have is one of them sandwich boxes that should be pressurised so the smell can't escape. The smell really is unbelievable but I should of put some chicken with them like suggested to give it that extra kick but couldn't really get hold of any.