Vampires suck!

[smiffy70]

lol i cant wiat it comes out this firday, hope its good:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg&feature=related


More videos:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z7UedB-ge4&playnext=1&videos=ud69ggmDdCE&feature=mfu_in_order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUYbTfl0XlQ&playnext=1&videos=C0Ta3zUCy50&feature=mfu_in_order



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-xT5fQrS4&feature=channel

[Describe]

It'll be like epic movie, epic ****.

This is of course because it's being directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer who brought us the Scary Movie franchise, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans with the Scary Movie movies being the only ones nearly credible enough to be called funny. Internet Movie Database has already marked it down as 3.3/10 so I wouldn't go off gallivanting to the cinema to see it. I do wish Friedberg and Seltzer would either give up trying to be funny or work with someone funnier than themselves.

[Sammeth.]

What they didn't do Scary Movie, thats why its the only credible one out the bunch.

[Nemo]

I hate almost every kind of spoof movie, this being no exception.

[Misawa]

We've seen it and it is awful.

[Describe]

What they didn't do Scary Movie, thats why its the only credible one out the bunch.
I'm really glad they didn't. I didn't really find the Scary Movies funny after 1 & 2 but it's odd they haven't opted for Scary Movie 5 looking at the Gross the 1, 2, 3 & 4 pulled in.

Scary Movie 1 pulled in $156,997,084, 2 did $71,277,420, 3 did $110,000,082 and Scary Movie four raked in $90,710,620.

[Sammeth.]

I'm really glad they didn't. I didn't really find the Scary Movies funny after 1 & 2 but it's odd they haven't opted for Scary Movie 5 looking at the Gross the 1, 2, 3 & 4 pulled in.

Scary Movie 1 pulled in $156,997,084, 2 did $71,277,420, 3 did $110,000,082 and Scary Movie four raked in $90,710,620.

Theres a 5th planned I think? I guess it depends on the success of the horror films they spoof, and there's not loads they can.

[Nikki]

I watched this about a month ago, and I actually found it really funny :)

[The Don]

Not even going to bother wasting my money on this. All of their films are terrible and rely on slap stick humour. I rather dislike the directors...

[smiffy70]

the edaward is te main charcter from disaster movie, i only realised when they did the scene where they shoot alice in wonderland

[Misawa]

Our review. (http://www.screenjabber.com/vampires-suck-review)

[Gemma]

Not bothered about watching it, I've been told that it's rubbish.

[Jessicrawrr]

I don't like spoofs like epic movie and disaster movie, they were rubbish!
And I love twilight so I don't find that amusing at all.

[Ajthedragon]

I watched it last night - its awful. They're trying too hard to be funny, its not funny at all....

[Conservative,]

It looks funny, but from the reviews it isn't so...idk.

[Ajthedragon]

I wouldn't watch it, I was so bored I chewed my cinema ticket. :P

[Roxy]

Saw it today, was not worth my £5. Some bits were alright although they'd tried far too hard to make it funny which just made it rather long and boring to watch. The more subtle jokes were a lot funnier, if you haven't seen it yet I wouldn't bother - you're not missing anything xD

[matt$]

All the some what funny parts are in the trailer.

[Con]

This film will just be like Disaster Movie and the films similar to that.
They try too hard to be funny, attempt obvious jokes and do everything you expect.
Also films like this do stupid immature jokes. For example, on the advert is shows Bella (if thats her name in this film) fart when Edward (same again) is in the room.
It's not funny to anyone over the age of 5 :)

[crazed]

Our review. (http://www.screenjabber.com/vampires-suck-review)

Gotta be bad, you didn't tell us how many stars you gave it in your post :P

[Misawa]

Probably because it got half a star.

[Judas]

i dont really deicde whether im going to see a film or not based on reviews by pompous critics, i like to make my own mind up. however this doesnt actually look that good but im quite intrigued still, so im not sure whether i want to watch it or not.


Our review. (http://www.screenjabber.com/vampires-suck-review)

thats kind of a stupid review. you fell asleep for 40 minutes sooo how can you review it if youve only seen half of it?

[Misawa]

I didn't write that review.

And I fail to see how critics are "pompous".

[Callum.]

Could only sit through half hour, it was so tedius. Can't imagine seeing it cinema, daylight robbery.

[smiffy70]

i have just got one thing to say, erm why are u all complaining. you know its a spoof. you cant expect much from spoofs as they really are just cheap jokes. also, if u have read the review, why waste your money on a 1 star film?

[Misawa]

if u have read the review, why waste your money on a 1 star film?

Me?

And to say that spoofs are all dumb and lame is totally untrue. They are these days, but go check out the ZAZ movies like Airplane!, Top Secret! and the first two The Naked Gun instalments in the trilogy.

[Gibs960]

Saw it on Saturday, it was funny cos I can relate to it cos I love Twilight, but it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be and it was sooo quick!

[Judas]

And I fail to see how critics are "pompous".

exactly

[Hayleigh]

Eurgh i saw that the day it came out it just wasnt funny :S