Grab yer coat - Ends 21st October

[Inseriousity.]

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That infamous chat up line 'Grab yer coat, yer've pulled' must be enough to make any woman slap you round the face... or maybe that's just me. So for this competition, I need some better chat up lines. Tell me (or invent) a chat up line! The best chat up line wins so post your entry in the thread! Good luck!


Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 10 rep

[bkps]

More like a mini chat up conversation
Guy: 'Can I borrow a pen?'
Girl: 'Here you go'
Guy: 'It doesn't work'
Girl: 'Yes it does'
GUy: 'Why don't you test it and write down your phone number here on this piece of paper?'
;D

[Gina]

How about we go back to my room and do some maths?
Ok! How about we Minus are clothes
Add a bed
Devide your legs
and times like crazy!

[Kyle]

i have a week to live

[Josh]

It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes offthx nelly

[FlyingJesus]

You smell let's take a shower

[Conservative,]

I'm not in young money [yet] but I can make your bed rock ;]

[Plean]

Guy:Hey
Girl:hi
Guy:Hows life ?
Girl: good good
Guy: If i could rearange the alphabet i would put you and i together

[Samantha]

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

[Ruax]

Hey, is your dad by any chance a baker? Because you've got nice buns ;)

[Special]

your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten

[matt$]

I've lost my number, can i have yours? :P

[rachies]

If I were to ask you for sex/a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

[karter]

I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

[Deak]

Catch a goat, you've pulled (lol remember the advert we had a while back?)

Serious Answer:
You're dress / top looks nice, but I think it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

[junlong21]

Man:I just came back from a holiday.

Friend:How was it?

Man:Great

Friend:So why have you got a leg missing?

Man:It was self-catering.