Weirdest dream you've ever had?

[immense]

What is your weirdest dream? Mine that I can recall was when I was younger and I was trying to escape from these witches but it was in vain because they caught me. They then hanged me upside down over a green spitting cauldron and... I woke up. Or perhaps the one when I was about 8 and I had a dream about my future life and I had a nice car and dropped my male friend off at morrisons to work. This was a recurring dream.

[Special]

i had a dream that i could choose what dream i had by going down a certain slide (these slides were like spirals, orange & black). i've had this 'dream' many times

[Alkaz]

I had two recurring nightmares which are pretty weird.

The first was a giant loaf of bread which would appear in my head and then a massive needle would come along and pop it. That's the first one :P
The second was set in Lidl or somewhere like that and we were doing some shopping. Long story short, a chicken was chasing me around the shop and then when we was at the checkout it was on the radio that a mad panda from the zoo had escaped. Next thing I know the panda is in Lidl and that's where it ends. :P

[Eoin247]

The wieredest dream i every had is too obsene to post here lol.

But ONE of the wierdest dreams i ever had was when i was a kid the boogyman killed me by tickling me too much...

[immense]

yeah, i've had weird sexual ones lol... another weird one i had was i was being chased by a bear and my person (in the dream) kept thinking i know i can escape i know i can keep trying, HARDER YOU CAN DO THIS and then i woke up. i think that was me controlling my dream. was dead weird.

[Mathew]

My earliest and probably weirdest dream was so odd. I was looking up at a steep street (like the one at Haworth where the Bronte sisters live). There were cars going up and down and there was a fire at the top. For some reason, it was all cartoony like it had been drawn on a brown paper canvas.

I also remember being on an army tank with the next door neighbour.

And.. a rather grusome one where I had put my arms in a guillotine (one used for beheading) and it had sliced them off at the elbows. When I woke up I couldn't feel my arms and I thought they'd dropped off :'(


yeah, i've had weird sexual ones lol... another weird one i had was i was being chased by a bear and my person (in the dream) kept thinking i know i can escape i know i can keep trying, HARDER YOU CAN DO THIS and then i woke up. i think that was me controlling my dream. was dead weird.
pedo bear

[Rozi]

When I was little I had a nightmare from watching the worst witch on CITV :( This bunch of vampires came to collect me from witch school in a old school mini (before the remade minis came out) and about 9 of them came out this mini vehicle ahah. so anyway they kidnapped me and took me to some well suburban house where there was no one about but old people that looked like zombies and then when I got inside they shoved me down this hole in the wall and I ended up in their bin and there was a mattress and I don't remember anything else haha.



but as a rule I don't really have dreams where really WEIRD stuff happens, like a live chicken comes out a microwave or something, but they're just like I'm going on an adventure but they always have really really really weird atmospheres, and everyone seems to chop and change looks wise, as well as personality but in malicious ways :(

[Inseriousity.]

I've had a few...

If anyone wants to admit to watching powerpuff girls (dont judge me), there's that episode where everyone turns evil with the red eyes and I had a similar dream to that where all the teachers and kids in the school turned evil and started chasing me like zombies. I woke up screaming - this was primary school.

Another one is like James and the Giant Peach (don't judge me), and I went inside this giant apple but instead of turning cartoony, I turned into a bug and everyone tried to eat me especially that wicked scary spider.

I watched too much tv obviously, it's where my weird dreams come from!

[buttons]

If anyone wants to admit to watching powerpuff girls (dont judge me), there's that episode where everyone turns evil with the red eyes and I had a similar dream to that where all the teachers and kids in the school turned evil and started chasing me like zombies. I woke up screaming - this was primary school!
that's so weird
my most reoccurring dream when i was younger was that the purple guy from the cramp twins (he is so scary:S) was a zombie and he kept following me in the school toilets & i had nowhere to go:'(

[Inseriousity.]

that's so weird
my most reoccurring dream when i was younger was that the purple guy from the cramp twins (he is so scary:S) was a zombie and he kept following me in the school toilets & i had nowhere to go:'(

mine started and ended in the school toilets as well because I remember one of my scary female sub-teachers in the boys toilet and im like 'why you in here' and she turns around with red eyes!

and lol, cramp twins. I remember watching that :D

[Eoin247]

the purple guy from the cramp twins

Lol i think cartoon network wanted to scare kids on purpose with all thw wierd colours on that show.

[-:Undertaker:-]

I had one last night that was based in my auntys garden, anyway my mates Dad for some reason was cutting down the elderberry trees and poisoning them and I asked why hes doing it and he said because they are diseased. And that was that.

I guess its because I pollarded the one in my auntys only a few months ago.

[Eoin247]

I had one last night that was based in my auntys garden, anyway my mates Dad for some reason was cutting down the elderberry trees and poisoning them and I asked why hes doing it and he said because they are diseased. And that was that.

I guess its because I pollarded the one in my auntys only a few months ago.

Lol guilty consciounce :)

[immense]

I had one last night that was based in my auntys garden, anyway my mates Dad for some reason was cutting down the elderberry trees and poisoning them and I asked why hes doing it and he said because they are diseased. And that was that.

I guess its because I pollarded the one in my auntys only a few months ago.

Gardening isn't weird :(

[Richie]

I was in a club and I was on one of those bouncing balls and i bounced down stairs into a café I got around the city trying to get in the backdoor when I got to the other side the door was cemented or something

[HotelUser]

I had a dream aliens were invading. It was extremely realistic, where as usually my dreams are extremely foggy.

[Richie]

I had another dream were I was wrestling aliens

[Gemma]

I went to a park, picked up a snake and snapped it in half :S.

[Eoin247]

I'd say my dreams...


..but if they had a rating they'd be 18+. :D

[qaxzsw]

I'd say my dreams...


..but if they had a rating they'd be 18+. :D

you've already said they're too obscene? No need to repeat yourself? ^o)

My weirdest dream was deffo where I had a bath.. basically I got up out my bed, went into my bathroom, ran a bath then got in it and woke up, (and before anyone says omg u fink having a bath is weird, no i just think its weird that that was my dream) and another one was were i made some toast and ate it.

My dreams are lush tbh :D

[Hiro]

Recurring dream of a girl with no face, whispering to me - telling me to follow her, leads me into a white room with three doors and vanishes.

[Martin]

Most of the weird dreams I have are either Habbox related or related to my real Job.

Things I can vaguely remember include serving an alien, the supermarket being a giant spaceship and all the workers being slaves

Habbox ones are mostly just based on some of the people on here in different ways/situations

[HotelUser]

I had a dream last night that my Math teacher from last year arrested me, the jail looked like my old school and my punishment was a stern talking to and he was taking my shoes to turn into rubber and sell to the Americans as rubber wire. Fortunately for me he wasn't paying attention and I was able to put my old shoes back on--without him noticing--and then he drove me home.

[Neversoft]

Boris Johnson was in my dream the other night and I was hanging around with some old Russian man who wanted to speak to him. We saw Boris waiting to cross the road with a bunch of other people and some chavs on the other side of the road saw him and were like "Aye, Boris!". After that the lights turned red and Boris started to cross the road, so I urged the Russian to run over and go see him and he did. After that I went to some massive restaurant where Boris and the Russian man were indulging in conversation and appeared to be having a great time. I walked around and met this really sexy girl who didn't say much and I ended up just snogging her face off, not literally but you get what I mean. After that I walked around with her a bit then I woke up. Weird stuff.

[Conservative,]

I had one last night, where I was tuned into some random fansite, I didn't recognize it, and it was playing all these old songs, then it played an Akon song which was like brand new, then I woke up and my alarm had gone off and the Akon song was playing on my radio.

[AgnesIO]

Recurring dream of a girl with no face, whispering to me - telling me to follow her, leads me into a white room with three doors and vanishes.

I am not a huge believer of this sort of stuff normally, but have you looked in to your family tree?

When I was younger I had a recurring dream of a man in black coming in to my house, my parents were always really scared then suddenly it all stopped. It happened on the same day every month (can't remember what it was now).

Then when my dad was a child he used to get a dream of him being in a fighter jet, trying to get out as it was going to crash but couldn't. It would then all stop. The strange thing is, he always knew exactly what the plane looked like. He asked his dad who was a gunner in a Lancaster and his dad said no such plane had been created. However about ten years ago my dad went to Duxford, and saw somebody who had been killed in a plane with the surname 'Cowell'. He was an american pilot, and the plane that had crashed turned out to be REAL.

Obviously it might be coincidence, but it does make you think.

[Conservative,]

I am not a huge believer of this sort of stuff normally, but have you looked in to your family tree?

When I was younger I had a recurring dream of a man in black coming in to my house, my parents were always really scared then suddenly it all stopped. It happened on the same day every month (can't remember what it was now).

Then when my dad was a child he used to get a dream of him being in a fighter jet, trying to get out as it was going to crash but couldn't. It would then all stop. The strange thing is, he always knew exactly what the plane looked like. He asked his dad who was a gunner in a Lancaster and his dad said no such plane had been created. However about ten years ago my dad went to Duxford, and saw somebody who had been killed in a plane with the surname 'Cowell'. He was an american pilot, and the plane that had crashed turned out to be REAL.

Obviously it might be coincidence, but it does make you think.

Woah your Dad's dream & that...wow o.o

Some of these dreams are creepy lol. I can't make sense of mine >;l

[Neversoft]

I had another awesome dream last night! Loads of people were turning into monsters and killing all of the remaining humans. For some reason I was in a school playground where everyone was just being massacred by these monsters, but me and a bunch of other people managed to escape and ran away to this field. For some reason the Queen was with us and she put up some magical barrier to stop the monsters from getting us like in the new Harry Potter film. All I remember after that is hiding out in some building along with the Queen and about six other people who were slowly beginning to get infected by the monster disease. I love weird dreams.

[Jordy]

I have many weird dreams if not all but I can only remember last nights. The department store John Lewis had been renamed Ikea and was ran by Swedish people. I remember running for a lift and then it stopping for me and then the lift journey was dark and windy, a bit like the London Underground. I then spent £20,000 on this cow-skinned teleporter chair for my pad but couldn't work out which floor it was on. It felt a bit like a nightmare but when I woke up I realised it was harmless? :L

[Arch]

meh cant say i've had any weird dreams, although i must say zombie dreams are my favourite :P
basically like a zombie movie but your in it i actually love getting them

[karter]

I came to my school and then realized I was wearing no shirt and all the children were like hey you look cool
dreams are always weird

[Rozi]

my dream last night tops any other dream EVER. basically I was applying for this job in a shoe shop and THE MOST RANDOM mix of people ever were there. like ever. and you had a test day and this one girl kept on messing with what ever I did very maliciously because at a party the night before I did something (idk what). They also ranked you on how many HABBO CREDITS or runscape or neopoints you had :S so basically I didn't get the job. I then went to the person in charge of the thing (who was the probation worker from misfits) and had like an hour conversation with him. but when I took off my sunglasses I couldn't see into his little booth anymore so I was like WTF and walked away, thinking i'd go home. all throughout this conversation this really buff boy from my 6th form was WATCHING ME, which was weird. so anyway I walked away to go home, and I was outside IN MY GARDEN and was like ok this is perfectly normal, and I thought to get to my house I have to climb over the fence onto the railway line and then walk round because I didn't realise it was my garden. then I was like wtf my backdoor's right there, and it was OPEN (which wasn't weird at the time). So I went in all normal like and realised the buff boy was still following me. I then went into my mums room to check if she was home, but she wasn't, but instead there was a BABY FOX HAVING A SEIZURE ON HER BED :S :S :S. I recognised this and was like wtf not again, like it was a national epidemic or something. So I then went into my room and buff boy followed me in there, but he had transformed into Judd Nelson (from the Breakfast Club) and I was like oh baby, coz there's just SOMETHING about him. and yeah... that's the end.