Urban dictionary your town!

[Abbie.]

yea ill go first

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Carrick 21 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=carrick#), 9 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=carrick#)
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Noun: a short form of Carrickfergus, a medium-sized seaside town in Northern Ireland (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Northern%20Ireland), home to a castle, some decent pubs, and more inbred people than Ballycarry (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ballycarry). Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus. There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chaps) (the Hat Spat (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hat%20Spat) and the Castle Chippie (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Castle%20Chippie)) and a ****load of offies. There are also a million places you can get your ****** head bate in. There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Belfast) has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Larne), so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it. Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Carrick%20People) and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been **** on from a high height at some stage.
Jonty 1 : here mate wheredyou com fram?
Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.
Jonty 1 : Lies ta ****! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?

sounds lovely doesnt it LOL it really isnt that bad.

[Calvin]

Mine doesn't exist :( But search Habbox and go to the third one lmao.

[Robbie]

Town full of guns, gangs and drugs. Full of no go areas , drug dealers and rival gangs fighting for their turf. The place where the race riots started.


Town about 6 miles north of Manchester. Troubled with gangs and drugs, if you dare to venture out on to Yorkshire Street for a night out you will most probably come home with some kind of facial disfigurement. However locals to the town feel some kind of connection to the place and being a 15 min drive to Manchester makes it not all that bad.

[Camy]

ayr 32 up, 15 down
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penis in arabic, common word used in the lebanese dilect to describe a handsome penis or a handsome guy
Chou ya ayr?
Lek ya ayr, 3tine el ayr.

lol?


Ayr 13 up, 18 down
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a small 'old money' town on the west coast of scotland. around an hour away from Glasgow (scum city of the world). Ayr is very dull and lacking in entertainment. teenagers waste their time complaining about the town and drinking their weekends away in parks, on the beach or at parties. overrun with 'neds' or 'chavs' people tend to waste their depressing lifes away in ayr and ayrshire as a whole. knowing not much about what else the world has to offer and dying in complete racist ignorance.
chav one: 'what do you want to do this weekend in Ayr?'
chav two: 'drink'
chav one: 'aye, when dont we'

[buttons]

doesn't have my town but my area says ;



I am from aberdeenshire ( north east scotland) and in that area we talk a totaly different way than every single place in the world.

"hiya fit like fit yi been up to iday en?" = hello how are you what have you been up to today then?
"och aye i dinna ken aboot at een like min"= yeah, i dont know about that one man.
"moo" = mouth
"fit" = meens what, can also meen foot
"nit"= meens no
"quine"= meens girl
"loon"= meens boy
"mannie"- meens man
"wifie" meens lady
"broch"= fraserburgh
"daken"= i do not know
"dinna kane"= i do not know
"fit yi hink yir deeing?" what do you think you are doing?
"i didna ken that you kint at mannie" = i didnt know that you know that man.
"oot n aboot" out and about
"fit fit fits fit ski?" what foot fits what ski

I could go on forever, but the basic thing is we talk totaly different even from other places in scotland. I think the name of the way we talk is dorich.(not said like dorich but said with a *hhhh* dorichhhh lol)
"at quine across ih road wis spiking aboot at loon fae the broch!"= that girl across the road was speaking about that boy from fraserburgh.fabulous

[Stephen]

A town in Bedforshire that is a **** hole full of druggies and dealers. police dont do nothing and your likely to get robbed or stabbed if your alone at night. In the morning full of the old people who rush to the shops then hurry home but most likely get jumped.In the evening all the youths come and bun weed and cause havoc.

[Jordan]

Quite possibly the greatest place on the planet, this is reflected by British Tourist industry figures. More people from the UK go to Cornwall on holiday then fly abroad. Problem is, we don't want you here. We live in a beautiful place far far away from the North East or any crime-rife cities and we, the Cornish people would like to keep it that way. Nothing pisses me off more than not being able to surf because of the sheer volume of pastey-white bodies on the beach and in the water. Really, stay at home this summer, we'll like you a lot more for it.

Hmm, ok

[j0rd]

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental. We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea. llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact
omg did you just see that boy kick **** out of the 10 roid head swansea jack ***** then **** all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you

And ye, most of that is true ahaa

[Rozi]

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.
Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night


yeaaahhh... that's true.

[Conservative,]

Bromley 39 up, 22 down
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Its a wonderful town in Greater London in Kent. It was originally Broomleigh but a lot of pikies and pronounciations got into the mix and now its Bromley. The only decent attraction in Bromley is the big shopping thingy called the glades ¬_¬ If you value your sanity you will stay very very far away
Holy SSHHIITT!!! I went down to Bromley and got beat up by some pikies!
london bromley greater london pikies ****hole
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2. bromley 33 up, 25 down
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A Ski Area in Southern Vermont. 44 Trails, 1385 vert, friendly atmosphere.
Lets go to Bromley and not pay 70 bucks for Stratton.
bromley mountain manchester vermont peru
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3. Bromley 23 up, 22 down
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The most crappiest place to live. Pikeys invade it like a plague of locusts, the shops suck and there's nothing to do.
"Please......let's NOT go to Bromley 2day"

Nice...

[Nemo]

A borough of London, south of the river. It is known for it's chavs, and Ikea store. It's home to Nestle and Allders. The town is also where all of the immigrants come in, as it has the Home Office. The town's ****e, full of drunken's and teeny-bopper wanna be chavs. Very well interbred, and split between the races; ie West Croydon = Asians and Blacks, New Addington (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=New%20Addington) = White Estate Chavs (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chavs), Shirley and Sanderstead = posh white middle class people - as far away from public transport as possible... And Addiscombe, South Norwood, Purley etc = mixed racial areas. If you want to see chavs - go to Tollgate Estate in Addiscombe/Elmers End. Or, otherwise, visit any MacDonalds in Central Croydon. The town's known for the rebellious Kate Moss and Naomi Cambell. You'll often see wanna be A-list Vanessa off of Big Brother. The town has a very high rate of vandalism, GBH and sexual assults. Recent news coverage about the murder of Sally-Anne Bowman. East Croydon Station is also the most dangerous station in London. The accent is bad. Very bad. Although Croydon has some good schools, eg Whitgift, John Fisher, Coloma, Royal Russel... These are a minority. Often you'll be physically abused by school kids from schools such as Haling Manor, Shirley High, Ashburton, Thomas Moore etc etc. Basically, don't move here. Don't visit Croydon. It's a **** hole... =) (I know, I live here... but I am not a Chav.)
What a Croydoner might say: "Nah man I ain't payin no **** for bus. Bus is free innit. Shut up man. I ain't list'nin to none of your ****. Shut up. Shut up. **** off man. Lemme on da bus, *****. Aight, I'ma get ma bredrins on yous lot man. Lemme get ma gun from ma yard, man. Gonna merk you up, *****."



SO true.

[Jamesy]

I went to Norwich a few months ago and I'm telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the biggest place for miles around and attracts all of East Anglia's stunners. Just a shame that it is such a pain to get to. Can drive to Leeds in the time it takes to get to Norwich from London.
Norwich was England's second largest city in the middle ages, with its prosperity based on strong European export markets for the region's agricultural products.

Wow I can honestly say I did not expect that.

[EyeCrusties]

Lmao.

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945, which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.
If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

[Nicola]

Aha mines rubbish and so not true ;l

A small town on the outskirts of Manchester, mostly inhabited by people who can't afford to live in nearby *insert the other town name here*.

[Conservative,]

If you want to see chavs - go to Tollgate Estate in Addiscombe/Elmers End.


I bop down Elmers End :(

[Special]

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A town in North-east Derbyshire. George Stevenson, the inventor of the steam engine lived here. Then he died here. Now he's buried here. Good for him, since there's little else to do around town. Although it does boast one of the largest open air markets in the land (so I'm led to believe)! This may sound dull to you, but your mother loves it. Also includes more pubs, bars and greasy takeaways than is sensible, and a big bent church. Hurrah.

Also known - by morons - as Chezzie/Chez Vegas. Hilarious.
I live in Chesterfield, that's why I hurt myself.



lmao at last part

[Conservative,]

I decided to make it slightly more....precise in destination..here's what I got:



BR3 refers to the endzzz of London located in Beckenham in the borough of bromley. It is home to a number of high profile celebrities and people of general good looks. It is commom knowledge that BR3 is far superior to waste ends such CR7, CR3 and Hayes. REP REP
"Hey are you from BR3?"
"yeh"
"OMG you are so cool and good looking"

Sick init.

[Niall!]

Carrick sucks so much.

Seriously. The only decent thing to come out of Carrick is my mate David

[Abbie.]

Carrick sucks so much.

Seriously. The only decent thing to come out of Carrick is my mate David

its not that badddd.

lol david who? i might know him

[Inseriousity.]

A town in the north-east of England, situated on the river Tees, which is also the largest town in Europe, just because it hasn't been made into a city yet. Home of the smoggie (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smoggie), named after the ICI chemical plant and other industries which fill the air with pollution and make the sky turn brown in winter. Locals call both the town and the football team (Middlesbrough FC) "Boro", while outsiders misspell the town's name as MiddlesbOrough. There is a distinctive Teesside accent, distinguishable from Geordie, despite what the producers of Steel River Blues would like you to think. Landmarks include the Transporter Bridge, the largest aerial ferry in the world (though there are only about three), the Newport Bridge, and various monuments in and around the town to commemmorate Captain James Cook, the explorer who discovered Australia and was born in the local area. The inhabitants will be quick to complain about the virtual lack of any other famous monuments, and a dearth of celebrities. Other famous people from the town include (and are largely limited to): Kirsten O'Brien, the children's TV presenter; Paul Daniels, the magician; and a few footballers. Though not a very old, famous or prestigious town, residents realise its merits when they find out there are rarely gridlocks at rush hour, unlike most other towns and cities, despite the limitations of there only being two main roads into the town centre. This is possibly because everybody is so put off by the high rate of drug dealing, teenage pregnancy, poverty and other crime, that the town is rated by many to be the worst place to live in Britain, much to the delight of the suburbians and to the dismay of the town redevelopers. In development, the seemingly overly well-planned industrial estate has allowed many local businesses to flourish, and an ambitious redevelopment plan for Middlehaven, a brownfield site by the river, hopes to attract more businesses and money to the area. However, the plans have been ridiculed by non-residents and residents alike, for its suggestion of turning the place into a "Toy Town". The prospect of a casino, riverside apartments and a self-sufficient business community also detracts from Middlesbrough's industrial heritage and may not serve to redevelop the town effectively. In recent years, the town's location has somehow come into question. In very early times much of it was part of North Yorkshire, and then Langbargh/Cleveland/Teesside. Now, apparently none of these places exist, so there is no county and you have to look under 'Durham' or elsewhere to find the town in a directory. However, the area retains its TS postal area code. The telephone area code is 01642.

Middlesbrough's a daza place to live because there aren't any traffic jams, which totally outweighs the risk of having my car burned out or bursting my tyre on a syringe.

lol considering most of boro are a bunch of chavs, this description sounds posh compared to some of yours.

[Gnome]

7. Dundee 16 up, 26 down
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Official home of scum.
Welcome to Scumdee (formerly known as Dundee), Official home of Scum - drive slowly.

[Describe]

7. Dundee 16 up, 26 down
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Official home of scum.
Welcome to Scumdee (formerly known as Dundee), Official home of Scum - drive slowly.
agreed.

[Oleh]

a village full of drugies, scrubbers and gypos it is a compleate dive
maltby? what a **** hole

Or if you want town:

A large town in south yorkshire. dialect is old english not queens german english once the booming economic place, now spending millions to promote, on the outskirts of sheffield origionally an overspill of rotherham due to the steel trade, the people are mostly friendly but the younger generation as anywhere seem to be going wayward, lots of historical place like chantry bridge once the stop over prison for mary queen of scots before her execution, and conisboro castle built at the times of william the conquerer, envy of sheffield

[Neversoft]

1. Luton
Dismal large town about 30 miles north of English capital London. Very, very, very grey. Concrete is in fashion here. Divided into "poor bit" where most of the chavs live, and "Slightly less poor bit" where the pseudo-middle-class chavs live. Luton is unbelievably dull, containing about four decent drinking/entertainment establishments. The rest of the town is coated with ****e buildings containing ****e nightclubs with ****e music and scummy patrons. If you come seeking fine cuisine then be sure to avoid most of the town, and focus most of your energy on finding one of our two fine restaurants (If you don't like Indian or Thai, you're boned). Alternatively you could visit one of our many Burger King or McDonalds "restaurants" and share greasy cow ****** burgers with our population of frequently drunk and often amusing "street folk." Keep in mind that if they approach you, you DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE. If you want somewhere to stay, I hope you like concrete and mysterious smells.
Luton: You'll come for the sights, you'll stay because you're dead.

2. Luton
where you are defined by your postcode..
that's all there is to it..
"oi what part of luton are you from? are you lu3?"
"nah bruv im lu1 init!"
"nah mate you need to move.lu1 is dryyy.lu3 is safe tingzz."

Thankfully I actually live closer to Dunstable which is 100 times better than Luton. Absolutely hate where I live though. I do not belong here! I want to move back to Towcester!

[Dandelion]

town in Nottinghamshire, England that has far too many chavs.
Chav 1: You goin down Mansfield for a cruise in da Nova?
Chav 2: Yer it'll be proppa sorted innit.

true story.

[ChickenFaces]

1. (http://florence.urbanup.com/4209281) Florence 161 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Florence#), 23 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Florence#)[/URL][URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Florence#"] (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Florence#)The most beautiful name any female can possibly have...
Mum #1
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Mum #1
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Hmm. I guess? LOL

[Eoin247]

Hmm err dunno what to say about this really...



mullingar isn't defined yet.

1. Mullingar Muppet 2 up, 7 down

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A sub-species of pikey specifically from the town of Mullingar, County Westmeath. For a perfect example of a Mullingar Muppet, see Fiachra
He's beyond eejit, he's a Mullingar Muppet

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2. Bug us a chat 3 thumbs up

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What a mullingar traveller/pikey says when he/she is attempting to "borrow" a cigerette of another person.
Alri dere bud, bug us a chat dere son
travelleres pikeys knackers mullingar mullingar community college
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3. double bagger 9 up, 62 down

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A *****r so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would **** her
Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

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[buttons]

7. Dundee 16 up, 26 down
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Official home of scum.
Welcome to Scumdee (formerly known as Dundee), Official home of Scum - drive slowly.

agreed.
haha agreed;) crime capital of scotland

[e5]

leeds 427 up, 119 down
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A brilliant city with a wide variety of activities, has everything london does just not as STUPIDLY expensive and has a smaller population. THE CAPITAL OF THE NORTH (england)

leeds 264 up, 67 down
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The third largest and second fastest growing city in the UK. Generally seen as the capital of the North due to Liverpool being ****, Newcastle being too small, and Manchester being in Lancashire.