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Phil
13-12-2010, 08:12 PM
http://www.habbofansite.net/fontgen/index.php?text=Ho Ho Ho&style=62


When I was younger I used to be mad about joke books. I had a joke book called "The BIG FAT Father Christmas Joke Book". I had a gawk through it the other day and there were some jokes that just cracked me up.


In this competition I want you to post the funniest Christmas joke. You can post one you've heard or one you've made up. Post your entry in this thread. Any jokes that break any forum rules will be ignored.


1st Place: 10 presents, 10 credits + 10 rep
2nd Place: 7 presents, 5 credits + 10 rep
3rd place: 5 presents + 5 rep
(all credits kindly donated by Wiizzz)

Toasten
15-12-2010, 09:46 PM
Reindeer say before they tell you jokes .... These jokes will sleigh you! - My cousin gave me it.

Nemo
15-12-2010, 09:49 PM
I work at B&Q, and this family with a young child came in to look at the Christmas trees.

The child kept knocking one of the trees over, so I nailed it to the floor.

That's when the mum started screaming and called an ambulance

=Lizzy
15-12-2010, 09:59 PM
How does Santa take his photos?
With his North Pole-aroid!

:.JessLiu.:
16-12-2010, 06:08 AM
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!

LOL XD More jokes just for laughs.

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !


How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

James-Bailyes
16-12-2010, 09:36 AM
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture, as they unwrapped it and soon opened the box.
Such a pity it was a puppy.

Mr-Trainor
16-12-2010, 12:03 PM
How do snowmen get around?
On their icicles.

StripedTiger
16-12-2010, 01:21 PM
what did one snowman say to the other?
can you smell carrots ;D

Michael
16-12-2010, 04:48 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business !

T@R
16-12-2010, 06:49 PM
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stopped at 3 Ho's.

Conservative,
16-12-2010, 10:39 PM
What's the difference between male & female snow(people/men/women)?

Snow-balls!

Samantha
17-12-2010, 07:00 PM
Why did the Blonde Snow Woman cross the road?

To get to the sun - to get a suntan.

Cyberkid15
17-12-2010, 07:01 PM
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

SackRace$
18-12-2010, 11:59 AM
Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !




Habbo Name: SackRace

Detox,
18-12-2010, 04:26 PM
Why is Santa Claus so jolly all the time?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.

---------- Post added 18-12-2010 at 04:27 PM ----------

Sorry For Double Posting :(

A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas.She said that she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother.And it so happened that on Christmas Eve her mother came from hospital clutching a baby boy.
The following year,the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas."Well" she replied,"If it's not too uncomfortable for Mummy,I'd like a pony."

Jordan
18-12-2010, 09:55 PM
Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'

Gravitator
20-12-2010, 01:19 AM
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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