Lovely Limericks - Ends 25th January

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For Christmas, I got a book called "The Book of Nonsense", which is a book full of limericks, short funny poems. They're so easy to read, I'd actually finished the book within a day, and had a have since had an attempt at writing some of my own! For this competition, I want you to find the funniest limerick you can, or if you're feeling extra adventurous, write one of your own*! Originality will definitely count. Post your entries in the thread below.


Good luck!


Prize: 1 month VIP + 10 rep




*you may wish to refer to this (http://www.gigglepoetry.com/poetryclass/limerickcontesthelp.html) guide to help you

[:.JessLiu.:]

Ok I made up my own

There once was a man who could fly,
and he decided to migrate to Mumbai.
So he flew and flew,
But he needed to use the loo,
So bad he thought he was going to die.


LOL I'm so proud of myself. I was never any good at writing limericks. =]

[Eoin247]

There once was a boy called Dan,
Who thought he was a real tough man,
He thought he was right,
So he started a fight,
But then got hit over the head with a pan.

[Gravitator]

There once was a young boy named Nick
Who by chance was always being kicked
He tried not to fight
For he was smart, kind and bright
So he learned how to run really quick

[Cyberkid15]

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.

[rokgal]

There Once was a Man called gub

Who Went with a Girl in a shrub

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his sausage and nuts

or....

there once was an old man from china, he wasnt a very good climber, he slipped on a rock and fell on his **** and now he has a vagina

[Becca]

There was a young lady of Clewer,
who was riding a bike and it threw her,
a man saw her there,
with her legs in the air,
and seized the occasion to screw her.

I know it's a little rude, but I couldn't help myself. :$

[Gina]

i lolled so much when i found this its so rude but its to hard to not

There was a young girl called Annie
who had a peculiar *****
she went to the doc
he said thats a ****
now everyone calls her Danny

or


There was an old man from Harrow
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said "No,
You can’t have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow".

[Jacob]

There once was a boy called Peter,
who was such a bad cheater,
He tried to win a race,
But sadly fell on his face.

[coolcrazyclo]

I know a young boy named bob,
he often gets lost in the fog,
he knows me,
but he dont love me,
Once we kissed on a log.


RANDOM-NESS (: :LL x

[ROT]

A young'n called mark
once had a dog
He had to teach it to bark
as it was actully a log

So he tried and he tried,
at one time he wanted the dog fried,
but if he did fry him would be jailed!
so he continued to be failed.

But one day he had an idea
He would make call it Leah
The log replied *WOOF*
and he was amazed,
but then *KAPOOF*
his dog dissapeared,
he searched and he cried
he weaped and he lied,

until he looked behind the sofa
and he was amazed
his log was there, in a purplish haze,
he reached out to pet her
and it transformed into a bear
he jumped away

but the bear already ate his head
then he found himself awake in his bed
to teh sounds of GET UP NOW OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL
so he jumped out, got dressed and ran to the carpool..x

[Cerys]

Soo, I made up my own. :D

There were a couple of noobs
who had a big pair of boobs
They always drunk booze
while watching the news
Because they had nothing to lose

Or

I once saw a girl from Pepperland,
Who had a rather strange hand,
She had a large nose,
As bright as a rose,
Why, What a strange girl from Pepperland.

Lol. I made the first one up in school, with my friend. :)

[Jurv]

The incredible Wizard of Oz
Retired from his business becoz'
due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.

[ryang]

'Tis a favourite project of mine,

A new value of pi to assign.

I would fix it at 3,

For it's simpler, you see,

Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9

[Firework.]

There once was this guy named Stan
Who had some trouble being a man
He wore a dress and high heels
And drove a Chevrolet with pink wheels
And soon Stan became a tran