Have you ever been caught having sex

[Meanies]

Well yeh have you?

I've been walked in on once by my mother, she knocked on the door but came right in afterwards which was a bit awkward, good job we had the covers over is all im saying
She's also said to me that we should be quieter together because sound travels through walls.. though im not sure if thats about sex, talking or the tv. and my girlfriends mum said something to her earlier about being sexually active so whether she's heard or something or is just assuming i'm not sure.

[Slowpoke]

I've been caught during the warm-up but never in the act itself - and not by my parents. I suppose you see more if you walk in during the warm-up though hahah

[lol]

lol that's soo awkward
my brother and dad and sister have walked in while i was catching a beat but i'm good at covering up

[Technologic]

Yes. I got walked in on on saturday in a most awkward position with my boyfriend

[Conservative,]

Not sex no...but other things...yes >_>

[Rapidshare]

No, despite the loudness of my girlfriend.

[Nemo]

Not sex no...but other things...yes >_>
........like what?


And nope coz i havent had sex. Virgin4life.

[buttons]

why would you ask that on here lol
i never have. my bed isn't even christened! & i want to keep it that way:)
i don't do stuff under the same tent roof as other people...

[Samantha]

No as I am a virgin. I never get caught. Well almost but not sex or anything like that.

[Conservative,]

........like what?


And nope coz i havent had sex. Virgin4life.

Guess Niamh...

[lawrawrrr]

yeah with my imaginary boyfriend..x

but never been caught doing ANYTHING, cos my ex was pretty uptight :/

[Nemo]

Guess Niamh...
A blowjob.

Am i close

[Conservative,]

A blowjob.

Am i close

Nope. ;)

[Macey]

Once, been heard a couple but at 19 im obviously going to be sexually active with my partner ^^

[Nemo]

Nope. ;)
holding hands

[benjamin]

yeah like 4 times. so awkward.

[Conservative,]

holding hands

Dont spam with pointless replies >;l Im not 4, I've held hands with girls nothing big man come on ;l


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[Nemo]

Dont spam with pointless replies >;l Im not 4, I've held hands with girls nothing big man come on ;l
If you aint 4 then just be mature and say. Not like its a big deal since most people do 'stuff'.

[Conservative,]

If you aint 4 then just be mature and say. Not like its a big deal since most people do 'stuff'.

I'll get like banned or something. I think most people can work out what it is so no need to post it.

[Nemo]

I'll get like banned or something. I think most people can work out what it is so no need to post it.
Aight PM me it thne, sorted

[Casanova]

no I haven't. I'm really private about my sexlife and no one in my family, nor most of my friends know much about who I date etc.
Never had a boy back at mines and I'll keep it that way because of how I feel. Also my dad said he'd kill him. I don't want blood on my walls. I'm not sure cillit bang will take that out.

[Stephen]

hitting the pillow

[Misawa]

No, but one of my flat mates leaves her bedroom door open whilst getting up to God knows what and then openly discusses her encounters with everyone in the building.

[wixard]

*REMOVED*

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[FlyingJesus]

Yes. I got walked in on on saturday in a most awkward position with my boyfriend

WHEELBARROW


never been caught doing ANYTHING, cos my ex was pretty uptight :/

Sounds like you're upset about that and would like to be caught getting nasty, +rep

My stepdad walked in on me going Greek on my ex, and various friends have seen me do various things with various women because I think it's hilarious

[lawrawrrr]

WHEELBARROW



Sounds like you're upset about that and would like to be caught getting nasty, +rep


Ahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahaha i love the thrill of maybe getting caught its coooooool. does that make me a bad person? ;D

[FlyingJesus]

Truly a girl after my own heart, if not other organs

[lawrawrrr]

in your dreams bb xoxoxoxo

[Cwmbran]

Ahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahaha i love the thrill of maybe getting caught its coooooool. does that make me a bad person? ;D
Aha, thats how I got caught with a girl not by parents though. Was quite funny tbh.

hitting the pillow
****.

[lawrawrrr]

Aha, thats how I got caught with a girl not by parents though. Was quite funny tbh.



i got caught making out with this complete ******* one time by my sister (whos younger)
that was fun... but he was my ex then her bf so it's all a bit of a mess XD

[Cwmbran]

i got caught making out with this complete ******* one time by my sister (whos younger)
that was fun... but he was my ex then her bf so it's all a bit of a mess XD
Wow that is a bit messy.

Mines basically me and girl1 were sharing a bed with another girl(2) and girl1 likes the idea of getting caught along with me, so she started doing stuff under the quilt and one thing lead to another and we woke the other up, and she freaked out and kicked us out of the bed lol.

[lawrawrrr]

Ommgggg lol!! Girl 2 must have been feeling quite left out :') XD

[FlyingJesus]

I got infracted last time I told my best getting caught story so gonna ask a mod if I'm allowed to post it first

If not I'll do the less fab one

[Eoin247]

I'm confused as to what your parents caught you doing Robbie yet would get you banned on hxf if you said it. :P

I had a few guesses but i don't think they'll get me banned, so i'm stuck

[lawrawrrr]

I got infracted last time I told my best getting caught story so gonna ask a mod if I'm allowed to post it first

If not I'll do the less fab one

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt21/smilie_loz_x/Intriguedhippo.png

[Eoin247]

I got infracted last time I told my best getting caught story so gonna ask a mod if I'm allowed to post it first

If not I'll do the less fab one

Or you could be as kind as to pm us the fab story ;)

[Cwmbran]

Ommgggg lol!! Girl 2 must have been feeling quite left out :') XD
Lol don't think so as it was girl 1s best friend.

[FlyingJesus]

Lol don't think so as it was girl 1s best friend.

Best friends eh, ok

17th birthday my best female friend at the time for some reason thought she'd be safe joining the mini house party we were doing round my friend's dad's place, so there's her me and 7 of my closest male chums making our way through Tesco value vodka and crap lager because underage drinking is cool and for some long forgotten reason one of the guys decides to try giving the woman a massage on the sofa, so she's like kk what could go wrong but then he obv thinks he's some sort of s&m masseur or something because he's full on digging into her and causing pain and being the GENTLEMAN I am I'm like k you're rubbish I shall show you how a master performs, me being actually somewhat good with massages. Anyway turns out I'm REALLY good because 5 mins later she's got her top off and there's all sorts of noises coming out of her, and that's where I'm no longer allowed to give a detailed account of what happened. Suffice to say she lost her virginity with 7 guys pretending to be asleep but quite clearly having an eyeful and one having a solo manual simulation of the act on the opposite sofa

Dunno if that counts as being "caught" since they were already mostly there anyway but it's still a fun story

[Slowpoke]

Tom you got me drippin' son

[Eoin247]

Best friends eh, ok

17th birthday my best female friend at the time for some reason thought she'd be safe joining the mini house party we were doing round my friend's dad's place, so there's her me and 7 of my closest male chums making our way through Tesco value vodka and crap lager because underage drinking is cool and for some long forgotten reason one of the guys decides to try giving the woman a massage on the sofa, so she's like kk what could go wrong but then he obv thinks he's some sort of s&m masseur or something because he's full on digging into her and causing pain and being the GENTLEMAN I am I'm like k you're rubbish I shall show you how a master performs, me being actually somewhat good with massages. Anyway turns out I'm REALLY good because 5 mins later she's got her top off and there's all sorts of noises coming out of her, and that's where I'm no longer allowed to give a detailed account of what happened. Suffice to say she lost her virginity with 7 guys pretending to be asleep but quite clearly having an eyeful and one having a solo manual simulation of the act on the opposite sofa

Dunno if that counts as being "caught" since they were already mostly there anyway but it's still a fun story

Nice story, that's one to tell the kids in a few years time.

I actualy really liked that story though,

and on that note, goodnight

[FlyingJesus]

In my view if sex isn't gonna be funny it's not worth doing - except for bragging rights maybe if they're famous or really fit

[GommeInc]

I've been caught during the warm-up but never in the act itself - and not by my parents. I suppose you see more if you walk in during the warm-up though hahah
Why oh why did I picture someone doing stretches by the side of their bed? :S

Never been caught but nearly walked in on people "doing" it :P

[Metric1]

no but my ex caught my mom giving her boyfriend a bj. how awkward was that...

[Casanova]

lemme get this right, your ex caught your mum giving you oral? now that IS awkward.

or a serious typo.

[cocaine]

his mums boyfriend

[Casanova]

that was evidently a joke and a play on words!?

[Metric1]

my ex girlfriend

caught my mother giving her boyfriend, jay, a blowjob.

jay = moms boyfriend

[FlyingJesus]

The best blowjay ever

[Metric1]

i didn't see anything wrong with what i posted, but i've been up since 3 am.

[cocaine]

no allan was just trying to be funny by implying you're into getting blowjobs from your mother

[Casanova]

and you're just being moany for no apparent reason. big woop, i made light of the situation. oh dear god someone made a joke. what the **** is your issue?

[FlyingJesus]

I think the issue is that the joke only makes any sense if you completely read Ash's post wrong, which just makes it look like you made a mistake rather than a joke

[Slowpoke]

Why oh why did I picture someone doing stretches by the side of their bed? :S

Baby you got it all wrong

Also I sense another argument brewing oooh

[Casanova]

everyone has a different sense of humour, some drier than others. Way of life, not everyone is the same but I don't see the point in moaning about it?

[brandon]

No but I wouldn't mind the opportunity to take the risk of doing so lol

[Fiendly]

Almost got caught the other day when we heard footsteps on the top stairs.. Turns out noone was there, nor infact anyone came upstairs ;D

[beth]

no allan was just trying to be funny by implying you're into getting blowjobs from your mother

this made me crease so hard.

and yeah, my sister walked in on me once when i was on top and i was like errrrr.......................... and before my ex-boyfriend's mom walked in.
awkward conversation at dinner that night.

[RedStratocas]

ughh a couple times actually. twice was with a girl i was seeing early last year at school. we were having drunken sex when her roommate walks in. that's happened twice, and it was awkward, but not REALLY awkward.

another time was last summer with a different girl. my parents weren't home at the time of us doing it, but right after my dad gets home we both walk out of my room with really messy hair. he gave me a little talk about it lulz.

[Inseriousity.]

I'm confused as to what your parents caught you doing Robbie yet would get you banned on hxf if you said it. :P

I had a few guesses but i don't think they'll get me banned, so i'm stuck

I think he's talking about having a ****. Don't think it'll get him banned either but I'd rather not have the details tbh.
Anyway no I haven't been caught doing anything cos I need someone to get caught with :p

[JACKTARD]

At a party upstairs we were under the covers and two of our friends came in and pulled the covers off as a joke, so we were just chilling not moving because we didn't wanna be all exposed to everyone haha

[cocaine]

everyone has a different sense of humour, some drier than others. Way of life, not everyone is the same but I don't see the point in moaning about it?

well if someones sense of humour involves vile incest then i'd be pretty worried about them......

[jesus]

no but ive done it outdoors a couple of times in open places

[Casanova]

shut up matt.

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[le harry]

um my brother walked in when i was doing doggy a few months ago... couldn't really hide it and he just shut the door pre fast

[FlyingJesus]

I didn't even know you had a dog but that's disgusting

[Stephen]

um my brother walked in when i was doing doggy a few months ago... couldn't really hide it and he just shut the door pre fast


I didn't even know you had a dog but that's disgusting

http://www.theemptyroom.com/Share/disgust.jpg

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[-Charityy]

i've been caught by my boyfriend's (now husband) little brother who is like 7.
he didn't understand at all haha.
also my dad walked in on us doing various things...
embarrassing.... very much.

[Stephen]

husband what

Your profile says 17

[kuzkasate]

husband what

Your profile says 17

facebook marriage

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[Gibs960]

Not actually sex, cos I'm 12 but I was *REMOVED* and my brother looked through the crack in my door, but I don't know if he saw cos I stopped when I heard his door open.

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[Sharon]

Not actually sex, cos I'm 12 but I was *REMOVED* and my brother looked through the crack in my door, but I don't know if he saw cos I stopped when I heard his door open.

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I really don't wish to picture that in my head :)

[Stephen]

I'd tell a story about how I almost got caught with my hand by my mum but it's really embarrassing because not of the fact that I almost got caught but the reason why I didn't get caught. It's weird x10. I dunno if god saved me but if he did he must of had one hell of a laugh

[Muct]

I really don't wish to picture that in my head :)

Some people do.
Apart from me.. ofcourse.. -.O
O/T: No lol omg u make me sound like some kind of sexbeast

[Stephen]

Some people do.
Apart from me.. ofcourse.. -.O
O/T: No lol omg u make me sound like some kind of sexbeast

Some people do.. what? Who would want to picture you ******* in their head?

[Eoin247]

I'd tell a story about how I almost got caught with my hand by my mum but it's really embarrassing because not of the fact that I almost got caught but the reason why I didn't get caught. It's weird x10. I dunno if god saved me but if he did he must of had one hell of a laugh

Stephen i must now hear your story, do tell do tell.

[Stephen]

finefinefine. So it was yearrrrrs ago but anyway we were having trout (I think) for dinner and I was in my room laying there yano. But anyway I'm going at it and my door opens abit and I'm thinking **** IVE BEEN CAUGHT COMMITS SUICIDE but no.. The door doesn't open fully and no my mum doesn't appear.. Instead a fish appears.

My mum thought it would be funny to try and scare me by showing the fish but luckily it gave me time to hide and pretend to watch tele

I was saved by a dead fish ffs.

[-Charityy]

husband what

Your profile says 17

I am seventeen. My parents signed for me.

[ChickenFaces]

Well... No.

[Recursion]

Not actually sex, cos I'm 12 but I was *REMOVED* and my brother looked through the crack in my door, but I don't know if he saw cos I stopped when I heard his door open.

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you're twelve, how have your balls even dropped.

[Snooki]

when my ex came over to mine we were lying on my bed & he had his arms round me with his hand like on my bum & we were snogging & my sister walked in awkward times :(

& no i haven't but people walked past which was awkward

[J0SH]

Not been caught in the act, that's what hotels/empty houses are for.

[Shoe]

Well me and my boyfriend (Zak) have never been full on caught, managed to hide it quite well. (at my house anyway)

At his house his parents always know when were at it :P cause were not exactly quite about it :/ Always interesting when his mum says the next day... "ohh i heard you two last night" whether she means just laughing and joking or doing it, i don't know but the subject is always changed very quickly.

At my house we are a lot quieter cause i think my mum and dad would freak, though one time we were in my bed under the covers like you know... very discretely cause we knew we shouldn't be doing it :P Then my door opens and my dad walks in asking to borrow something :/ We just looked like we were having a cuddle watching tv tbh but i think my trouser legs were sticking out the side of my bed :P also i couldn't get up to give my dad what he wanted to borrow so i had to tell him where it was :/ Yehh that was a bit awkward tbh :P Ever since then if zak is round he knocks on my door first :P

[Recursion]

How many people in here are ************ I wonder?

[Richie]

The sequel to the 40 year old virgin is based on me, been in some close encounters with my friend willy though.

[Liam]

Yeah, only by my girlfriends best friend though. Not the parents! (Thank god)

[Hollie.]

My mate walked in on me n my boyfriend Loll

[Jordan:A]

finefinefine. So it was yearrrrrs ago but anyway we were having trout (I think) for dinner and I was in my room laying there yano. But anyway I'm going at it and my door opens abit and I'm thinking **** IVE BEEN CAUGHT COMMITS SUICIDE but no.. The door doesn't open fully and no my mum doesn't appear.. Instead a fish appears.

My mum thought it would be funny to try and scare me by showing the fish but luckily it gave me time to hide and pretend to watch tele

I was saved by a dead fish ffs.

Lmfao, Saved by a fish xD

I haven't been caught as I'm single, and if I was caught doing the other thing, I would probably just die.. or carry on >.>

[Kasabian]

My ex's mom asked about some loud banging, but we convinced her it was her son jumping on his bed.

Other than that, no never been walked in on having sex. I got caught browsing porn once when I was 14, that was lulz. I hadn't started bashing the bishop yet though.


Other than that, I walked in on my friends doing it at a house party.

[GirlNextDoor15]

Oh ma lord. Love the phrases and terms used here. Never know them

And no. Haven't been caught having sex. :)

[Narnat,]

Nopeeee haven't been caught.

[Judas]

i'm far too clever to have ever been caught

[Mathew]

How many people in here are ************ I wonder?
lol, I think the only reason people haven't been caught is because they haven't had sex. Oh the wonders of hiding behind a computer screen! :P

[Judas]

lol, I think the only reason people haven't been caught is because they haven't had sex. Oh the wonders of hiding behind a computer screen! :P

why would someone lie about it? i regret the majority of mine lol

[Glen Coco]

Nearly have been but nope (: