[Valentines] Grab your coat - Ends 14th February

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As most of you may know, xxMATTGxx isn't the smoothest with them girls. Mother-xxMATTGxx is always nagging him to find a partner, but xxMATTGxx has never been really interested in girls until now. He has decided that he needs a new partner, one to keep for a long time. However, he has tried and failed. I think we need to give him a bit of help, do you? What I want you to do is think up the most cheesy/catchy chat-up you have ever heard of. Hopefully he will then find his soul mate, good luck!


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
(kindly donated by Wiizzz)

[tylermunjkt]

You're one Good Design! -cheesy smile ;)

[Gravitator]

Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

[Conservative,]

I may not be Lil Wayne, but I can make your bed rock ;)

[Samantha.]

Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

[Rozi]

Your lips are looking juicy, can I taste them? ;)

[Special-1k]

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

[geo]

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ;):D

[Cyberkid15]

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

[Michael]

Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.

[Amberr]

EDIT:
Had to change it has someone has already nicked my chat up line :@


"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"

[kelsie9987]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Elegance]

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

[Jurv]

If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

[Jacob-G4E]

Excuse me, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

[Ajthedragon]

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

[sophiethenerd]

Are you an electrian?
Because when I met you, you sent a spark running through my body. ;) Hi.

[Mathew]

I bet your last name is Jacobs, because I think you're a real cracker.

LOOOOOOL

[.x.miss.angel.x]

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!

[L0st-Angel]

Original Post:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Had to edit cos someone nicked my line:
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

[Samantha]

I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need

Was going to use another, but I would have got infracted. :(

[Jessicrawrr]

are you wearing moon pants, cus your ass is out of this world!