Fudge my Life - Ends 25th February

[Inseriousity.]

http://www.habbofansite.net/fontgen/index.php?text=Fudge my Life&style=10

If you're ever depressed (hmm seems to be a recuring theme lately, hey it's not my fault you got paired up with them okay?!... well actually it is), there's always one website that will cheer you up: FUDGE MY LIFE. (http://www.fmylife.com) Well, it's not exactly called that but this is the child friendly version. If you ever go on this site, you'll find lots of funny stories that make you realise that your life isn't so bad after all. Here's an example:

"Today, I got stuck in a spanish loo and had to spend 20 minutes screaming HELP HELP until I was rescued. FML"

Okay that's not technically on the website but you get the drift? Okay good because if you don't, you're screwed. For this competition, you have to create your own FML. The most depressing and funny FML wins! Good luck!


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[Gravitator]

Today i got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car, fml

[craig1709]

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

[Samantha.]

I'm too fat and lazy to get out of bed, fml!

[lukeachu2009]

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

[Conservative,]

Today I got a letter saying I won £6million in the lottery and I just needed to send off £50 as a deposit to get it...

but I didn't enter the lottery :( fml.

[rokgal]

Today i got pushed in green, dirty fish water.. They said i had to pay £50, But i never got a fish FML

[Cyberkid15]

I want to play Habbo but my mouse batteries are dead and cant be asked to replace it FML

[MissSarahLoo]

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

[Elegance]

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

[Michael]

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

[.x.miss.angel.x]

I tried to log onto Facebook and my password would not work, I spent hours trying to back into my 'hacked' account. Then I noticed Caps Lock was on, FML

[Jurv]

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

[Jordan]

red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry rellow lorry yed lorry fml

[Suspective]

Today I wanted to go to the beach, but then I noticed it was chucking it down FML.

[Jessicrawrr]

There are no more justin bieber tickets on sale FML!

[bkps]

I had a cup of coffee before bed, so I couldn;t get to sleep and I couldnt find my meds so I was in pain. When I finally got to bed, it was relaly late and this morning my phone rung early (for the second night in a row) FML ;(

[Blackberry..]

Today a friend told me to tell the world she coming home, I replied with 'How am I meant to tell over 6 billion people your coming home? Most people won't understand what I'm saying.' I wasn't being sarcastic. FML.

[:.JessLiu.:]

I entered this competition but realized I already entered it so my entries for void otherwise I would of won! F.M.L
This is WORSE than Alex getting stuck in the toilet.

[lRhyss]

I got banned from clubpenguin for swearing...

FML!

(Oh well 3 years of my life down the drain... Might get a job?)

[-Charityy]

Today I went to a nice restaurant with my boyfriend and we were going shopping afterwards. I somehow managed to leave my keys in the ignition of my car as we got out, locked the doors and went inside. I didn't realize till we came out. It was freezing cold and I had to wait on my dad, and we were 30 miles from home. FML

[LaurenConley]

:P Im too tierd to wake up. fml

---------- Post added 25-02-2011 at 04:15 PM ----------


:P Im too tierd to wake up. fml

So my brother wrote this :LLL