Clever Alex - Ends 17th March

[Inseriousity.]

http://www.habbofansite.net/fontgen/index.php?text=Clever Alex&style=5

An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. For example, clever Alex3213*. Two things that don't really go together. Shakespeare uses them a lot! For this competition, you have to create your own oxymoron. The most creative one will win! Good luck!


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep



*I'm only joking, don't bully him. It's not his fault he got trapped in a toilet. It's only a strange title to get you to look of course and not really a judgement of Alex's character. ;)

[Conservative,]

sexy Justin Bieber

x]

[GirlNextDoor15]

Gorgeous Donatella Versace
Ugly Angelina Jolie
Pretty ugly
Act naturally
Awfully pretty

[bkps]

Me ugly.*
*ofc im hot

[Nick]

copmuter pod

:]

[rokgal]

Raspberry floor
Muted stereo
Cute devil
Evil bunny
tiny elephant :)

im rubbish at theese

[geo]

sexy robbieg ............................... (Conservative,)
justin bieber is hot -.-

[MissSarahLoo]

awfully good
cold hot-dog
99% DONE
Act Natural
Almost always
Ball Point

[Neversoft]

Dry rain.

[Cyberkid15]

Random Order
Safety Hazard
Good Grief
Alone together

[Jessicrawrr]

sexy Justin Bieber

x]

-_-

Warm ice.

[,Love]

Peace Force.

[Andy-]

Defying Gravity ;]

[Firework.]

Roxy916 straight

[-ToxicFart-]

Ipod bear
poop lamp
starburst zombies
binder flowers
remote purse
rotten bottle
phone school
paper bottlecap

[Special-1k]

Lindsey Lohan sane..

[Syphon]

Real Habbo... waitaminute...

[orientalframe?]

oh my god. mike i actually love you for this :')

SWEET ND SOUR.

[:.JessLiu.:]

Hot and cold
black and white
Professional Noob
Dumb Einstein
COD is AWESOME!
Runescape is for pros
Sad laugh

I suck at these! lol

[Grig]

I know I won't win, but I just have to post the best oxymoron ever:

Competitions rule.

Of course they don't :S.

[GreenTurtle,]

A stripper's dressing room
Danger, Enter
Click the start button, and shut down
Alone in a crowd
Living dead

[Shab]

Truth & Reality
Black & White
Love & Hate
Emotion & Feeling
Fear & Weakness

[Josh]

Dumb Alex3213.

[Samantha]

Habbox V6

I'm surprised no one has done that one yet, I thought they had.

If that's not allowed then:

Chocolate Teapot.