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ChickenFaces
29-04-2011, 02:32 AM
I come home from work every day feeling extremely gross. There's dust everywhere, there's mold growing in the walls, and customers don't always use the specified trash receptacles. Then at the end of the day, I'm there to clean it all up.


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Post a really dirty job below. It can be a real job, or one that you've come up with on your own. Just be appropriate, have fun and good luck!


Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

Alex3213
02-05-2011, 05:40 PM
Competition Manager

Jordan
02-05-2011, 05:40 PM
Cleaning up sick, it makes my stomach turn thinking about it.

AgnesIO
02-05-2011, 05:45 PM
School cleaner whos job is to clean the school toilets.

They are always ******* grim.

Samantha.
02-05-2011, 05:50 PM
Cleaning the bedroom, we all know how dirty they are ;)

.x.miss.angel.x
02-05-2011, 06:06 PM
One of those men who shovel *swearwordhere* or poo. Would hate that job!

j0rd
02-05-2011, 06:39 PM
Cleaning glasses with cigarette ends in them, turns me sick.

,Love
02-05-2011, 06:40 PM
porta-potty cleaner.

I hate to use those so, I give big kudos to whoever has that job !
Those are the grossiest thing humans have made and use :p

Paige.
02-05-2011, 06:45 PM
Looking after pigs..

Phil
02-05-2011, 06:49 PM
Emptying the food bucket at work - at the end of the day, the food that's left over from the deli gets thrown into a bin which I have to empty. It smells soo bad, makes me gag irl :(

Delimed
02-05-2011, 06:49 PM
Working at hxf

Conservative,
02-05-2011, 07:02 PM
Street cleaner in the middle ages.

orientalframe?
02-05-2011, 07:16 PM
working in a club in edinburgh.. not gonna say much more ;)

:Usher:TheHabbo
02-05-2011, 09:39 PM
Working as a guy who picks up trash cans with gross garbage in the trash can thats smelly.

Pigperson
02-05-2011, 10:22 PM
Looking after pigs..

That's just rude :l lol



The dirtiest job has to be a sewage cleaner. Just take a moment and think of the human excrement, rats, the smell, the food waste and the fact that you will never truly be clean as it penetrates the uniform.

That is by far the worst job. How could you live?

Will

Ms.Aquamarine
02-05-2011, 10:59 PM
Picking up elephant dung at the zoo. Now..what if the gloves run out? ;o

Shar
02-05-2011, 11:30 PM
Being Queen.

Matthew.
02-05-2011, 11:52 PM
Garbage picker-uper guy :/

JerseySafety
03-05-2011, 01:01 AM
Any sort of cleaners :/

Michael
03-05-2011, 06:57 AM
A doctor in the Plague! Having to carry the dead

BarLine
03-05-2011, 01:23 PM
Free Sex

geo
03-05-2011, 04:37 PM
the people that have to clear up like the mess if someone gets run over.. like yano clearing up the blood. :l that would just be awful ;s

Narnat,
03-05-2011, 04:45 PM
Cleaning up dead pigeons that have been squashed by buses and cars.

Cyberkid15
03-05-2011, 05:35 PM
Picking up Cows Poo with wee on top and a dogs poo with some chocolate sprinkles ontop

Roxy
03-05-2011, 08:06 PM
having to wash / bathe old men

Sho
03-05-2011, 08:07 PM
Washing dishes at a 4-star hotel + restaurant. Unfortunately I have this job and I always come home smelling of all the food that I have washed off the plates combined with a strong smell of bleach, and I'm also always covered in gravy when I get home. Yay.

.:Nerdyshadow:.
03-05-2011, 08:38 PM
Having to clean out the chewing/bubble gum from under the tables in the entire school, with only a ruler. ive been there :O

lTraditional
03-05-2011, 10:40 PM
A prostitute would be the worst job on earth!

iflu.
04-05-2011, 10:18 AM
Kitty Litter - _ -
Worst part of owning a cat.

-Pebble
04-05-2011, 04:21 PM
Emptying them portaloo toilets at festivals and camping sites. eurgh. They're bad enough to use, let alone empty :/

http://musosguide.com/public_html/musos.wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/portaloo.jpg

...this is no where near the worst photo I found.

Leanneeexo
04-05-2011, 06:59 PM
cleaning a room full of dead rats and mouldy food which has been there for years (like the ones on how clean is your house! when the owner is realllly dirty)

:.JessLiu.:
07-05-2011, 05:25 AM
A person who makes or repairs violins :boohoo: is called a luthier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luthier), or simply a violin maker. The parts of a violin are usually made from different types of wood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood) (although electric violins may not be made of wood at all, since their sound may not be dependent on specific acoustic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_acoustics) characteristics of the instrument's construction), and it is usually strung with gut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgut). A.k.a Sheep intestines as I have learnt. Can you imagine turning intestines into Violin strings? Ew.:$

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