Have you heard/seen your parent(s) having sexual intercourse?

[Metric1]

Have you?

I have, last night I could hear them going at it (unfortunately).. it's nothing new

I've never seen them in the act but my friend caught my mom giving her boyfriend oral sex in the living-room, she was disturbed.

[Stephen]

no

no i havent

[Triz]

I can't say it's a fetish of mine, however if I ever do develop this fetish, I'll be sure to head to this thread after calling someone to kill me.

[Metric1]

Do you think your parents enjoy hearing you have sex? Probably not.

[Triz]

Do you think your parents enjoy hearing you have sex? Probably not.

Well I'd be surprised if they did hear me.

[dbgtz]

walked in on them, glad I did not see anything but it's a moment engraved in my brain.

[JerseySafety]

Walked in once Lol. Disturbing tbh. D:

[Eric]

Never. And i don't want to see it cause it's freaking disgusting LOL.

[Rozi]

Why is your parents having sex weird! How else do you think you were made? Also I'd be worried if my parents were still together but didn't have sex.

Anyway no I haven't cause my parents are separated and neither have partners

[Jessie]

Erm, yeah I walked in on them once when I was 7.
I'm not very good at remembering things but I don't think that moment will leave my brain..
I just ran out again hoping they didn't see me and went back to bed :S

[buttons]

nope but i have heard the girls who come in with my brothers gross i just mock them the next day

[Lamz]

LMAO this thread! :L

Me & My older brother have heard about twice & walked in by accident once didn't see anything but my dad layed flat and tryed to act like he was sleeping. idoit. :L
since that day I have never been in their room & night again!

[Bradobbin]

Never.. and this topic is bordering on perverted and wrong.

[Samantha]

LMAO this thread! :L

Me & My older brother have heard about twice & walked in by accident once didn't see anything but my dad layed flat and tryed to act like he was sleeping. idoit. :L
since that day I have never been in their room & night again!


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I've heard them but never seen them!

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[Metric1]

Never.. and this topic is bordering on perverted and wrong.

How is it wrong? Do you actually think your parents don't have sex? They have needs too.

It can be reversed, do you think your parents don't know when you're ************? news-flash, they do.

[Stephen]

How is it wrong? Do you actually think your parents don't have sex? They have needs too.

It can be reversed, do you think your parents don't know when you're ************? news-flash, they do.

my mum dont know

*fapfapfapfapfap*

[Zak]

Yeah I've walked in on my parents twice. I won't give you the graphic details XD, but yeah both oral and sex..

AWKWARD was not the word to use. I was horrified.. Then again my parents must hear me all the time, so at least there not as blatant and loud as I am. I'd think I'd move out if they were :P

[Gemma]

yeah, i walked in on them when they were separated for a bit :S and i've heard them a few times. not very pleasant :-l

[camera]

I havent, thank goodness. But my 9 year old sis ever told me she saw them do it? She even acted it out. I was horrified ;/ oh and my younger brother ever told me he walked in on them. Eurgh!

[Stephen]

your little sister acted it out? HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[camera]

your little sister acted it out? HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

She acted out what the dude did. She was younger

[Eoin247]

My parents split up a while back so i can't remember. I've stayed in a hotel room a few times and heard some OAPs going at it in the room next to me. I felt a bit awkward when they came out of their room at the same time as me in the morning. They were fairly loud believe it or not :P

[Stephen]

What would you do if you walked past your grandparents room and heard

"I'm really glad I got this new hip"?

[Chris]

No I haven't, If I ever do then I will be scarred for life.

[Sharon]

Uh yeah. My little sister still sleeps in their room (she's 3) and gives me a lot of unwanted detail. The word she used was "bouncing on top of eachother" hell.

[Jordy]

Uh yeah. My little sister still sleeps in their room (she's 3) and gives me a lot of unwanted detail. The word she used was "bouncing on top of eachother" hell.There's a difference to hearing it and them doing it in the presence of their daughter, your parents strike me as weird and "wrong".

[Sharon]

Because I want you to judge my family? No thanks.

[Nemo]

There's a difference to hearing it and them doing it in the presence of their daughter, your parents strike me as weird and "wrong".
lol at you expecting two people in a relationship to not have sex for 3 or 4 years. Maybe not whilst shes awake, but hey cant always be sure if she is or not

[HotelUser]

When I was really little and couldn't sleep and wanted my mommy I walked in looking for her and hmm.

Recently and more horribly I was arguing with my mom and god knows why but she brought up her sex life with my father and needless to say it ruined my evening.

[Jordy]

Because I want you to judge my family? No thanks.Don't post about it on a public forum then :L

[Narnat,]

Yep I remember it was about 1am and I could hear something so I woke up my sister and I was like lets investigate and we soon realized that it was panting and it was coming from my mum and dads room.. We confronted them in the morning with the ''could you maybe keep it down'' speech and they were blushing.. Caught!

[Conservative,]

I stayed up playing some game once and then came upstairs and heard my mum & dad. Never walked in on them I don't think, but have heard them a few times. Not recently though. Last time was at least a year ago.

[Amberr]

I've never heard or walked in on my parents before as they are separated. However a few years back i was sleeping over a friends house and we could hear her parents having sex in the room next to us, was very awkward -.-

[AgnesIO]

May I just ask who cares about this :S

Bit of a bizarre question to ask some teenagers..

[Shar]

No and I wouldn't want to!

[@K]

I've heard once or twice. Worse one was when I was staying at my girlfriend's, well ex now. We'd finished and well when we went to the shower we could hear her mum and her boyfriend. To be honest though we both just burst out laughing.

[Caution]

I think I heard my mum and her ex doing it when they were together. My Dad went away to a hotel with his partner though, and a few days after it I was with him when he met one of his mates, his mate asked how the hotel went and he said 'Oh it was just bang bang bang, you know..' +o(

[kasi]

Have you?

I have, last night I could hear them going at it (unfortunately).. it's nothing new

I've never seen them in the act but my friend caught my mom giving her boyfriend oral sex in the living-room, she was disturbed.

LOL you would ask this
i've heard it but never walked in thank god ..

[bkps]

I was in my moms room once sitting on her bed( I think I was 5?) and they just came in drunk and started taking their clothes off and they started having sex but I didnt know what it was so I just sat there and then I went afterwards.

[Stephen]

I was in my moms room once sitting on her bed( I think I was 5?) and they just came in drunk and started taking their clothes off and they started having sex but I didnt know what it was so I just sat there and then I went afterwards.

so u were 5, sitting on ur mum and dads bed watching them have sex right next to you?

[AgnesIO]

so u were 5, sitting on ur mum and dads bed watching them have sex right next to you?

Also, who else was at your home?

I can't see why a five year old would be sitting on their parents bed, when their parents are not actually in lol

[:.:kaytay:.:]

I was frazzled. Then i left.

[Aidenn]

Thankfully i can say i've never seen the 2 of them in action,

I'd be scared for life.

[wiktoria]

nope never!!!

[Prudesh]

i thought i did one night before, and i still will remember lol but i said to my mum the next day next time you and dad wanna get freaky in the bedroom dont do it when im home.. but she denys it so yh lol :o

[MizzBex]

i've heard them, but not seen them - thankfully :(

[Technologic]

Walked in on my mum playing the trumpet last time i was in New York, NOW THAT WAS AWKWARD

[Ms.Aquamarine]

Never have, and never will I.

[Waaaak]

Nope and I dont plan too.

[crazed]

Walked in on my mum playing the trumpet last time i was in New York, NOW THAT WAS AWKWARD
oh my god, crying.

I've never heard anything. My mum and dad are split and both partnerless

[Showder]

Metric , don't worry. Tell your friend that it'll be a secret.I haven't experienced any of those but don't bring up the topic to your mum. [/B]

[uklfstyle]

no,i haven't :)

[Squizz]

Hahaha, strange thread but nether the less, as my parents are divorced i live with my Dad, and yes you can hear him with his girlfriends, nothing Dubstep and a subwoofer can't fix though ;)

[Jordan:A]

I heard them once, put me off my food +o(